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Primarily noted for having a cat: However, I have also an additional cat. Otherwise disappointing. Aches, mostly.

Big ol' kitty cat, staring blankly into the camera.
Grey and white cat, laying like a fat baby in the crook of an arm. Looks unhappy, but that's deceiving
Chunky grey and white cat sitting by a window
A wormy old animated corpse! Funny!
Fat grey and white cat (he's on a diet!) sitting on blocks outside a window amongst orange daylilies
Big, fat grey and white cat
Black cat sheltering from the rain on the back of my couch
Chunky grey and white cat: an all-around good guy
Fat grey cat in an old man's lap
Christmas tweet posted by Thomas Massie saying "Merry Christmas! ps. Santa, please bring ammo" with a picture of him and his family posing with military-style rifles. The picture was posted days after a school shooting killed 4 teens and injured 7.
Fat, grey and white villain of a cat, bloated with malice, laying evilly on his back and luxuriating in the sunshine in a way that is typical of criminal sociopaths
Fat cat laying on his back, enjoying the sun
Sweaty, cross-eyed and moaning Oliver Reed, probably suffering from nearly an hour without a drink
Small yard blooming with dandelions and violets
Grey and white cat luxuriating on a laptop keyboard
Massie posed with his family in front of a Christmas tree: All are holding assault rifles. He posted this picture days after a fatal mass shooting.
Sleepy fat cat
Cat launching a vicious, unprovoked attack on a poor guy who's just trying to sleep
Chunky, relaxed and pleased-looking cat.
2021 Christmas photo of bigoted, right-wing lunatic Thomas Massie and his family posing with big smiles and assault-style rifles.
Sleepy, fat, (but on a diet) grey and white cat who absolutely was NOT named after Charlie Kirk
Comedian Jimmy Carr parroting Silicon Valley propaganda about AI creating a utopian civilization or "going another way"
Shriveled, soulless ghoul
Lone man blocking tanks in Tiananmen Square, 1989
Fat grey and white cat, slowly getting slightly less fat
Beloved performer Carrot Top
Cadaverous and desiccated relic of what may once have been Mick Jagger is propped up by a lovely young lady
Cross-eyed woman, might be possessed
Screaming woman
The Phantom of the Opera could smell the onions and mustard!
Ape appears to be choking
Fat cat, showing his belly
Shocked and appalled cat at computer screen
Grey and white cat, not yet showing results of his new diet.
Orange and white cat, just relaxing
Cat paw
Fat grey and white cat (he's on a diet!) laying on his back in the sun
Relaxed cat leaning head against a shoulder
Chunky grey cat appears hopeful