God Emperor of Nextel

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DC. Formerly the benevolent dictator of an oil platform. He/Him.

A cartoon of a blind fox holding out a can, captioned ‘RELIEF PITCHING’
Twin peaks scene where a man in a bow tie on stage says “it is happening again” with a Washington Nationals cap crudely photoshopped on his forehead
A screenshot of instagram showing Cade Cavalli follows turning point USA
Two cats in a plywood “cat condo”. The calico cat is nervous, the orange cat is looking out
Oriole Park at Camden Line, a view of the field from the 3rd base line
A bike with a trailer attached to its rear axle. On the trailer are two pet carriers secured with bungee cords
A screenshot of districted, showing downtown DC with the postal museum labeled 2 in yellow and a star over the botanical gardens, indicating the distance between the points is 0.71 miles
A screenshot of the National League standings, showing the Washington Nationals above the wildcard cut off
OPACY’s roof deck bar
My orange cat getting his chin scratched with a diabolical expression on his face
Nats Park from the 300 level. No Senate Beer, but Abe won, as he should.
VOLITION [Easy: Failure] - You wake up in your Hilton suite to a cacophony of whistles and horns. Half drunk and half hungover, you hastily throw on your tactical gear. It feels heavier than you remember. You stumble outside. The cold hits you like a brick. What are you doing here in this dismal city? Home is warm. Home is safe. Home is a thousand miles away. Tucking your shotgun between your legs, you fumble with a tear gas canister like a child learning how to tie their shoes. The gun goes off and you shoot yourself in the balls.
A burley flatbed trailer with a collapsible crate inside it, holding flowers and potting soil. It’s hitched to a bike locked to a rail adjacent to a bike lane
Pete Alonso and Gunnar Henderson warming up at Nats Park
Two images of the Orioles 2026 pride jersey. The left shows the front, with the new city connect ‘B’ in rainbow colors. The right shows the back, with the word ‘PRIDE’ in rainbow colors. A progressive pride emblem is on the left shoulder
The baseball field at Nymeo stadium. The Wilmington Blue rocks are changing pitchers
Lauren Betts throwing the ceremonial first pitch at Nats Park
Audi field during the national anthem. A large American flag is being held over the field, obscured by firework smoke
“The expanded curfew policy allows the police chief to declare zones where people age 17 and younger are forbidden from ga* hering in groups of more than eight after 8 p.m. To date, police say, they have not arrested anyone for violating the curfew but have made arrests”
The scoreboard at Nationals Park. It’s flanked by billboards on either side, and the longstanding billboard for the Washington Post is absent
The DC Streetcar, curbside. Its route sign is displaying a software version no., “VSS V3.3”
Four panel meme: Top left; dude from ‘They Live’ with sunglasses off. Top right; billboard with soap ad. Bottom left; dude from ‘They Live’ with sunglasses on. Bottom right; billboard with caption “USE HEADPHONES ON THE BUS”.
An MTA bus in Baltimore. The sign on the bus indicates that it is off duty
Acorn Park, said to have been the location of the mica filled spring for which Silver Spring was named
Swavorski donkey figurine, from Shrek. It’s translucent. The price is $380.
A map of the British Isles, with a red loop symbolizing a proposed high speed rail line with two absurd water crossings between Ireland and Britain. A lazily drawn amendment to the line from Glasgow to Belfast shortens the northern water crossing, but probably doesn’t make the idea any more plausible.
Charlie from smiling friends taking a fraudulent sick day (laudatory) with the crushed Louvre crown crudely photoshopped onto his head
A screenshot from my Metro Rewind 2025, showing my top 5 bus routes were D20 X2 (renamed to D20 midway through 2025) X9 (express version of X2, renamed to D2X midway through 2025) 90 (renamed to C53 midway through 2025) C53
A screenshot from my Metro Rewind 2025: my 2025 metro rewind total trips 189 Top 13% of all riders stations visited 26 miles traveled 613 carbon cut 188kg top station Union Station archetype The Casual Cruiser top route D20
A screenshot of an Anisota’s harvest word cloud of my posts this year. Mostly common words, with references to cycling, public transportation, DC, and the Nats noticeable in the aggregate.
An orange cat sitting on a windowsill overlooking the Silver Spring metro and bus stations on a snowy day
A screenshot of part of the Baltimore Orioles’ 2026 schedule, indicating that their Pride Night will be Friday, June 26th, when they are hosting the Washington Nationals
A calico cat lounging in a cardboard scratch material structure, shaped and printed such that it resembles an RV
OPACY from the left field side
Dr Venture from the Venture Bros, transformed into a caterpillar
Meme in four quadrants. Top left is spongebob, exasperated. Bottom left is spongebob holding his wallet out. Top right is a drawing of a dog wearing pants covering all four of its legs and its belly. Bottom right is the same drawing of a dog, but wearing pants that encircle its waist and cover its hind legs.
An xkcd comic of a “universal install script” #!/bin/bash pip install "$1" & easy_install "$1" & brew install "$1" & pm install "$1" & yum install "$I" & onf install "$1" & docker run "$1" & pkg install "$1" & apt-get install "$1" & sudo apt-get install "$1" & steamcmd +app_update "$1" validate & git clone https://github.com/"$1"/"$1" & cd "$1";./configure; make; make install & curl"$1" | bash &
Two statues made of old metal parts (chains, cogs, bearings, etc) such that they look like transformers. One is yellow and the other is blue. Background is storefronts in Georgetown.
Marge Simpson “I just think they’re neat” meme template with a gallery car crudely photoshopped into her hand
Blind fox meme template captioned “GIFT LINK PLS”
William Tecumseh Sherman in an O’s cap
A promo image for the Colbert Report, featuring Stephen Colbert with one prominently raised eyebrow.
An orange cat and a calico cat, each sitting in paper grocery bags
Two cats on a cat tree. They are staring at a crow on the railing of a balcony through a window. The Silver Spring metro station is in the background.
"There is no skill involved and it is almost an automatic first down on plays of a yard or less," Murphy wrote in February. "I would like to see the league prohibit pushing or aiding the run."
Squidward from SpongeBob in an all chrome room
A photo of one of those vile little gummy burger candies in its wrapper
Lotr meme ‘Looks like meat’s back on the menu boys!’ Edited to say ‘Looks like pronouns back in the bios boys!’
M and 1st Street SE, outside Nats park. A cyclist with a Washington Nationals drawstring bag is stopped next to a sign with a ‘The War on Cars’ sticker on it.
The sickos man
An orange polydactyl cat under a bed, sticking only his front paws out from under the bed skirt
A calico cat in a carrier on a streetcar
Hannibal reaction image: “Why are you booing me? I’m right.”
A calico cat laying flat on a cloth ottoman
An ikea bar chair strapped upside down to the rear rack of a gravel bike in an alley
A wall mounted swivel hook so I can hang my bike by its front wheel on my wall
A NEMA 5-15P to NEMA 5-15P (male to male AC) adapter
A calico cat, lying curled upside down
The orange cat from the earlier picture, lounging where the calico cat had been previously
A calico cat asleep on a bed, and an orange cat staring at her