@elayaray.bsky.social

@elayaray.bsky.social

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Retired improv performer. Former cast member in Stan Lee approved Avengers parody web series (as pictured). Current IT worker, aspiring violinist & spoon player. She/her

An orange tabby cat defends his sofa cushion fort from the wand attachment of a running vacuum cleaner. He is biting & kicking the wand, defiantly not moving & refusing to release the vacuum attachment—which is actively sucking air through it. His mom (aka the vacuum operator) who just wants to finish flipping the sofa cushions & vacuuming in the cracks, pleads with him to “let go!” (after a brief laugh because it is kinda funny)
An orange cat takes his human for a walk using a cat toy wand as a leash
A 2019 Tweet from user @PPathold that reads: Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize.
An orange cat walks over and sits down on top of an interactive cat toy. The toy consists of a round crinkley sounding bag that is 27.5 inches in diameter & 1.5 inches wide, with a battery powered ball inside of it. The ball has a flashing pink light & repeatedly runs itself into the cat sitting on top of the bag. The cat just stares at the human recording him, who by now is cry-laughing at him in the background. Orange cat appears oblivious to the flashing battery powered ball in the bag under him that continues to assault him.
An orange cat on the floor looks down at a cat-sized screwdriver in front of his right front paw. The screwdriver is a flathead, made of some sort of metal, is about the length of 2 U.S. quarters & has a blue plastic handle. He is being read assembly instructions for an interactive cat toy (after a brief screwdriver demo by his human) & he does not appear to have paid attention at all. He may be left handed.
An orange tabby stares downward at a tiny metal flathead screwdriver with a blue plastic handle next to a U.S. quarter. Both objects are in the palm of an outstretched human hand. Presented with this choice the orange cat takes neither because he does not have thumbs. Or know how to use a screwdriver. And also he has no concept of currency. Or pockets. The mini screwdriver’s total length is about 2x the diameter of the quarter.
The 4.07 cubic foot top freezer section of an 18.4 cubic foot fridge/freezer.
Open mini fridge with questionable "groceries". Dimensions: 18.5"D x 18.5"W x 42.5"H
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B CORP DECLARATION OF INTERDEPENDENCE We envision a global economy that uses business as a force for good. This economy is comprised of a new type of corporation – the B Corporation – which is purpose-driven and creates benefit for all stakeholders, not just shareholders. As Certified B Corporations and leaders of this emerging economy, we believe: - That we must be the change we seek in the world. - That all business ought to be conducted as if people and place mattered. - That, through their products, practices, and profits, businesses should aspire to do no harm and benefit all. - To do so requires that we act with the understanding that we are each dependent upon another and thus responsible for each other and future generations.
Books with ragged page edges on the sides only
"How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You" book cover
Top view of a very small tin of Danish style butter cookies with a small emergency sewing kit on top of it. The 2 are tied together with gift wrapping ribbon.
Timeline of mRNA science over the years from its discovery in 1961 to 2019.
Indivisible Email Here are some ways you can take action. Thu, Nov 6 @ 4:30pm Hide & Seek with Loudermilk › Sat, Nov 1 @ 1pm Disappeared in America – ICE Protest › Thu, Nov 6 @ 7pm Attend Woodstock City Council Meetings › Sat, Nov 1 @ 11am 🔥 Fight the Trump Takeover: Weekly Saturday Stand 🔥 › Wed, Nov 5 @ 5:30pm Indivisible Woodstock CAN - Open Meeting › Mon, Nov 3 @ 6pm Progressive Pages: An Indivisible Woodstock CAN Book Club ›
An orange cat sitting on a couch, leaning back on 1 front leg with the other front leg draped down the front of his body & between his spread open back legs. And he appears to be coving his crotch area with that front paw. His tail is sticking out directly in front of him, towards the camera. He looks like like he has melted into an orange cat blob who is very modest & looks completely ridiculous.
ActBlue receipt for a $275 donation made on 9/20/25 to Kat Abughazaleh for congress.
A box truck for a company named TE Certified featuring an image on the back that looks like a young Elon Musk wearing a proud boy named Josh’s uniform (tan pants w/ blue shirt) raising the back door of the truck & about to leap out. Miscellaneous images of tools & equipment are pictured around him to make it look like the inside of the truck.
Experian's Payment Codes: C = Current 1 = 30 days past due date 2 = 60 days past due date 3 = 90 days past due date 4 = 120 days past due date 5 = 150 days past due date 6 = 180 days or more past due date 7 = 69, D, H, Y 8 = 42, 87, 89, 94, 95, 96 9 = 66, 67, 68, 86, 88, 91, 92, 93, 97, A, B, C, E, F, G, V, W, X
Equifax Payment Codes: 0 = Too new to rate; approved but not used. 1 = Pays (or paid) within 30 days of payment due date or not over one payment past due. 2 = Pays (or paid) in more than 30 days from payment due date, but not more than 60 days, or not more than two payments past due. 3 = Pays (or paid) in more than 60 days from payment due date, but not more than 90 days, or not more than three payments past due. 4 = Pays (or paid) in more than 90 days from payment due date, but not more than 120 days, or four payments past due. 5 = Account is at least 120 days overdue but is not yet rated “9.“ 7 = Making regular payments under a consolidation order or similar arrangement. 8 = Repossession (voluntary or involuntary return of merchandise). 9 = Bad debt; placed for collection; skip.
TransUnion's payment codes: 01 = Pays as agreed 02 = 30-59 days past due date 03 = 60-89 days past due date 04 = 90-119 days past due date 05 = 120+ days past due date 07 = Paying or paid under Wage Earner Plan or similar arrangement 08 = Repossession 8A = Voluntary repossession 8P = Paying or paid account with MOP 08 09 = Charged off to bad debt 9B = Collection account 9P = Paying or paid account with MOP 09 or 9B UR = Unrated
Lady with a fanny pack worn across her boobs. 1 strap is over her left shouder the other is around the right side of her waist. Presumably the straps connect diagonally across the back.
Timeline of mRNA, from its discovery in 1961, through clinical trials for cancer in 2019 (pre-Covid 19).
Downy Unstopables In-Wash Scent Booster Beads
A screenshot of a suggested video on YouTube's home page titled: "How To Make Your Own Bags Of Ice". There is an image from the video of 2 zip lock baggies filled with ice cubes & a timestamp of "5:59".
An older man sitting in a chair reading a print copy of The Onion.
Rolling Stones Steel Wheels tour Warhol style tee shirt.
Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize.
My grandma & grandpa walking down Peachtree Street. Grandpa is in military uniform.
Image of a Babybel mini cheese round. Left side is still in the outer wrapping with labeling. Right side is unwrapped & has the wax covering partially removed so that the cheese inside is exposed.
Here are some of the day’s biggest losers: Mark Zuckerberg - The Meta founder was the biggest loser in dollar terms, with the social media company’s 9% slide costing its chief executive officer $17.9 billion, or around 9% of his wealth. Meta was the standout winner among the Magnificent Seven index of megacap tech stocks from New Year’s Day through mid-February, riding nearly a month of consecutive gains to add more than $350 billion in market value. Since mid-February, though, shares have tumbled about 28%. Jeff Bezos - Amazon shares plunged 9% Thursday, their biggest drop since April 2022, costing the tech giant’s founder $15.9 billion in personal wealth. The company’s stock is down more than 25% from its February peak. Elon Musk - The Tesla CEO has lost $110 billion so far this year — including $11 billion on Thursday — as lagging deliveries and his controversial role as Trump’s efficiency czar have hammered the electric-vehicle manufacturer’s stock. Earlier this week, things were looking up: Because Tesla manufactures many of its cars in the US, tariffs could have a lesser effect on the company than its foreign peers. It stock also rallied on reports that Musk would soon be stepping back from his government work to potentially refocus on Tesla. However, shares fell 5.5% Thursday after tariffs were announced.
Thinkgeek.com monkey face sticker
Tech Enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech Workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize.
Xanax in a rabbit shaped Pez dispenser. Does not fit.
Sign on the front of Aldi stores that reads: Equality. Respect. Responsibility. We are committed to inclusion and do not tolerate discrimination, harrassment or racism
One of the last photographs of Elvis alive.
Aussie Style chocolate coasted wafer cookies package from Aldi.
From https://www.staples.com/sbd/cre/noheader/about_us/index.html Pictured are Staples' corporate policy sections: Corporate Social Responsibility Inclusion & Diversity Community Sustainability Supplier Diversity
Angie Stone in a purple jumpsuit for her "I Ain't Hearin' U" video standing in front of a brick wall with graffiti roses painted on it.
From https://www.staples.com/sbd/cre/noheader/about_us/index.html Image showing the following sections: Corporate Social Responsibility Inclusion & Diversity Community Sustainability Supplier Diversity
Staples about us page on their website: https://www.staples.com/sbd/cre/noheader/about_us/index.html Sections pictured: Corporate Social Responsibility Inclusion & Diversity Community Sustainability Supplier Diversity
Listerine Ultraclean Access Flosser + 8 Refill Dental Flosser Heads in packaging
An blurry orange foreground blob only distinguishable as a cat by an ear protruding from the blob and light shining through the ear’s floof. In the background is an orange & white tabby is sleeping on a disheveled blanket. Next to both cats are some large blanket lumps. The lumps are various parts of a human trapped under the blanket with no means of egress from the sofa the 3 beings are currently occupying.
Taco Soup 2 cans any beans (I use pinto & black) 1 can any broth 1 can sweet corn 1 can tomato sauce 1 can diced tomatoes (with or without chilis) 1 diced onion (or frozen bag of stir-fry veg) 1 packet taco seasoning (I get a low-salt version or you can make your own) Dump it all in the slow cooker (drained or undrained) & cook 3-5 hrs. Optional: top the same as you would chili (cheese, sour cream, corn chips…) *For Non-Vegetarian Option: Add 1 large can chunked chicken
Barenaked Ladies - Rock Spectacle CD case - Front
Some of my old-ass CDs: Bare Naked Ladies - Stunt Beck - Odelay Squirrel Nut Zippers - Hot Jamiroquai - The Return of the Space Cowboy Catching Up with Depeche Mode Nine Inch Nails - The Downward Spiral Soul Asylum- Grave Dancers Union Soul Coughing - Irresistible Bliss INXS - Kick
Piece of see through onion paper on the inside of Harvard Classic volume 24. Printed on it is the text "Marie Antoinette on the way to her execution. From the painting by Francois Flameng"
Harvard Classic book series spines. They are red with gold lettering & embellishments. There is also a black shield containing the word Veritas.