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he/him. Millennial. Wear a fucking mask. Ibarra chocolate > Abuelita chocolate.

A pie chart titled “Did this happen?” that’s about 90% blue and 10% yellow. Per the legend, the blue section is “No” and the yellow section is “No but in yellow”
Tumblr post by nanocomputer: “when u finally see that bitch ass mosquito” with an aerial photo of Christ The Redeemer, that gigantic statue in Brazil of Jesus with outstretched arms, but there’s also a helicopter in the shot, perfectly lined up so it looks like Jesus is about to smash his hands together and fucking smite it
Photo of two picture books by Suzie Ghahremani / boygirlparty: Stack The Cats and Balance The Birds
Lawrence from Office Space, in that scene where he says “two chicks at the same time”
Tweet by Deor(@Deor): “People always say cyclists need to be more afraid of cars, because in a collision, the car wins. It doesn't have to be like that. We can both_lose.” [photo of a bicycle with a propane tank strapped to one side]
Kronk from The Emperor’s New Groove asks—as Yzma grimaces in frustration—“does bisexual mean twice as sexual? or once every other sexual?”
“how to draw an owl” “1: draw some circles” [pencil drawing of a circle for the head and a larger oval for the body] “2: draw the rest of the fucking owl” [very detailed pencil drawing of an owl on a tree branch]
Star Trek DS9 title card with the title “Watch The Irishman Suffer”
King Arthur from Monty Python and the Holy Grail throwing the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch at the Rabbit of Caerbannog: “Right! One, two, five!” “Three, sir!” “Three!”
Bruno Madrigal from Disney’s Encanto, holding a rat, with a speech bubble
The famous “Charlie Brown Has Hoes” tweet from @matrixreloaded, heavily modified to read: “people IN BUSYTOWN will DRIVE anything. LOWLY WORM DRIVES AN APPLE. No he SHOULDN’T. that isn't STREET LEGAL”
Tumblr user drakensberg: The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor. Tumblr user poupon: how dare you say we piss on the poor
lauren (@NotABigJerk): i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
Marten Reed from the webcomic Questionable Content, startled, exclaiming “What the hell ass balls?!”
A goat dressed up as Loki (Marvel)
Tumblr post by user drakensberg: “The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.” Reblog by user poupon: “how dare you say we piss on the poor”
Tumblr post by drakensberg: “The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.” Reblog by poupon: “how dare you say we piss on the poor”
A photo from a print copy of Marcus Aurelius’ Meditations, I think? The text says “52. You are not compelled to form any opinion about this matter before you, nor to disturb your peace of mind at all. Things in themselves have no power to extort a verdict from you.” An overlay of red shadowed text has been added below, saying “Marcus Aurelius has already released you from the obligation to have a take”
The cover of a children’s picture book, featuring an anthropomorphic rabbit with raincoat and umbrella, cheerfully stepping into a puddle. The title is “Oh Christ, It’s This Asshole Again”
Screenshot of the “You’re gonna need a bigger boat” scene from Jaws, except it says “We’re going to need a smaller violin”
Screencap of that scene in Peter Jackson’s LOTR where Pippin says “what about second breakfast?”
Ralph Wiggum “(chuckles) I’m in danger” meme, but he’s wearing an N95 respirator and other people on the bus are coughing and sneezing
Kronk from The Emperor’s New Groove saying “does bisexual mean twice as sexual? or every other sexual?”
Wikipedia article header: DJ Khaled Not to be confused with American producer DJ Khalil, Algerian musician Khaled (musician) or American R&B singer Khalid (American singer).
Yu-gi-oh card flip meme: Kaiba deals the card “don’t speak ill of the dead”, then Yugi defeats him with the card “don’t be a piece of shit while you’re alive”
Allie Brosh “CLEAN ALL THE THINGS!” meme, crudely altered so it says “GET ALL THE VACCINES!” and she is getting a vaccine instead of holding a broom
Closeup of the face of that hideous, tacky Confederate Nathan Bedford Forrest statue with a threatening grimace. Imagine a giant shitty possessed tin soldier that wants to eat your face off with his bare teeth
Tumblr user drakensberg: The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor. Tumblr user poupon: how dare you say we piss on the poor
A very 1950s? looking drawing of a mother cheerfully braiding her daughter’s hair. Daughter: “mum did you want a daughter or a son?” Mother: “i wanted to fuck”
The cover of a children’s picture book, with a cheerful anthropomorphic rabbit in a raincoat, carrying an umbrella and stepping in a puddle. The title has been modified to “Oh Christ, It’s This Asshole Again”
Tumblr post by drakensberg: “The reading comprehension on this website is piss poor.” Reblog by poupon: “how dare you say we piss on the poor”
Screencap from the webcomic Questionable Content. Marten Reed is pointing and staring in consternation, saying “What the hell ass balls?!”
Map of part of the western side of Los Alamos, NM. The streets are irregular and a bit twisty because of the terrain (mesas and canyons). 45th St, highlighted in yellow, is four roughly aligned but disjoint (because there are canyons in the way) sections of north/south street, going from the top to the bottom of the screenshot. 46th St, in red, is immediately to its west — four more disjoint north/south sections of street, three of which curve to either intersect or turn into their respective adjacent 45th St segments.
Derek from The Good Place egging on an offscreen fight and shouting “BITE EACH OTHER’S DICKS OFF!”
That “Charlie Brown had hoes” tweet edited to say “people in busytown will drive anything. Lowly Worm drives an apple. No he shouldn’t. That isn’t street legal.”
A pair of screen caps from The Good Place. Eleanor and Tahani are watching TV. Eleanor: “What’s this show called again?” Tahani: “It’s ‘Deirdre and Margaret’. It ran for 16 years on the BBC. They did nearly 30 episodes.”
Photo of the area just past security at the Milwaukee Mitchell International Airport. There are some seats, a table, and a large sign overhead that says “Recombobulation Area”. To the left is signage pointing towards the gates.
Screencap from Jack in the Box “Market” TV ad. Jack is mispronouncing chipotle as “chipoodle”. His mouth, normally a red smile, is a red tangled twisty line.
A wizard holding a staff, shrugging and gesturing with a harried expression, saying “I don’t know! I don’t fucking know!!”
Part of a tumblr reblog chain: blkreginageorge: “Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.” phoneus: “the Amish can definitely defend themselves they got rakes”
Four screencaps with text, from the scene in Peter Jackson’s The Hobbit where the company is being chased by a band of orcs led by Azog the Defiler: “I’m telling you, Molotov cocktails work” [Gandalf up in a tree, with his hat and staff] “Anytime I had a problem” [Azog standing in the forest, smiling triumphantly, with other orcs in the background] “And I threw a Molotov cocktail” [Gandalf holding a burning a pine cone] “Boom! Right away I had a different problem” [wide-angle shot of the forest on fire; that one tree — which Gandalf and the rest of the company are hanging onto - is falling over off the edge of a cliff]
= Tastioo In the realm of Mexican cuisine, there exists a rivalry as fierce as the sun's embrace: the clash between tacos and chingaderas. These two culinary titans have captivated taste buds for generations, leaving many wondering: which reigns supreme? Join us on a gastronomic journey as we delve into the depths of this epic battle, exploring the flavors, history, and cultural significance of these iconic dishes. In This Article • The Origins of the Taco • The Birth of the Chingadera • The Battle of Flavors
A parody of a supermarket flyer. Text at the top: NEED 2 EAT? GO ON AND HAVE IT Especiales! IF U WANT IT? ITS FOR SALE OK IF U NEED TO ASK *ASK* APPLE CABIN FOODS The items: * [picture of a deli ham loaf] (ITS UP TO U) PORK REMBRANDTS $3/lb * [picture of three dolmas] (FOR ELSEWHERE) JAR DEVILS $2/lb * [picture of a mound of whipped cream] (HEYY LOVELY) CHICKEN SILK $1/qt * [picture of a small plastic cup of multicolored miniature marshmallows] (THESE ARE NEW) MALLOW CRIPS $4/lb * [picture of yams] (APPROXIMATELY) TOFFEE NUBS $3/lb * [picture of a tray with slices of tofu] (PEACEFUL) OAT GOBLINS 30¢ each
The Art of Preparation Whether you prefer tacos or chingaderas, the art of preparation is paramount to their success. Tacos require a soft, pliable tortilla that can hold its fillings without breaking. Chingaderas, on the other hand, call for a crispy, well-fried tortilla that can withstand the weight of their generous fillings.
The “Charlie brown had hoes” tweet, modified to say: “people in Busytown will drive anything. Lowly Worm drives an apple. No he shouldn’t. That isn’t street legal”
Screencap from an article on tastoo.com: In the realm of Mexican cuisine, there exists a rivalry as fierce as the sun's embrace: the clash between tacos and chingaderas. These two culinary titans have captivated taste buds for generations, leaving many wondering: which reigns supreme? Join us on a gastronomic journey as we delve into the depths of this epic battle, exploring the flavors, history, and cultural significance of these iconic dishes. In This Article • The Origins of the Taco • The Birth of the Chingadera • The Battle of Flavors
Quote tweet from Dr Naomi Wolf (@naomirwolf): No! No!! Quoted tweet is from Stanley Bear (@stanleygiffiths): Today I helped out at Leamington Spa #vaccination centre as a NHS volunteer [photo of someone in a bear costume wearing a mask and a high-contrast vest, standing outside what is presumably the vaccination center]
Screenshot of theeventhelper.com, showing an event insurance quote of $105 for a 40-person baby shower in California
Riker on Star Trek: The Next Generation plays the trombone as Troi watches skeptically
A three-column paper menu for La Boca Loca, a Mexican restaurant in Aix-en-Provence Left, from top to bottom: “WHAT IS A BURRITO?”, “WHAT IS A QUESADILLA?”, and “WHAT IS A TACOS?”, each with the assembled item and an exploded diagram - mostly normal ingredients, except the crème fraiche instead of sour cream, and the cheeses (gouda in the quesadilla, emmental in the other two). The assembled quesadilla and tacos are oriented vertically and wrapped in foil with one end exposed, burrito-style. Middle: prices for the items and sides/extras, including chèvre and oignons frits. A “SPICY LEVEL CODE” from 0 to 5, and angel and devil peppers (white with wings/halo, red with horns/ flames). Right: appetizers/drinks (unremarkable); desserts (churros and Rice Krispies treats???); an anthropomorphic burrito with a stereotypical mustache/sombrero/boots, cheerfully shouting “¡aïe caramba!” while curb-stomping a packet of French fries.
Tumblr post by drakensberg: “The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.” Reblog by poupon: “how dare you say we piss on the poor”
Scene from Gilmore Girls S1E6. Richard: [hands Rory back a fashion magazine, in which he has just taken a quiz] Rory: “So what’s the verdict?” Richard: “I… am an autumn.”
A screenshot from The Sad Bastard Cookbook: Food You Can Make So You Don’t Die. It reads: PEANUT BUTTER ON A SPOON (V) Core Ingredients * Nut butter. Peanut butter is the cheapest nut butter, but it's good to have alternatives if you're allergic or your workplace has a peanut butter ban. Preparation * Eat directly out of the jar, on a spoon.
Adult Comforting Crying Child On A Park Bench Meme Child: “It works on my machine” Adult: “Then we’ll ship your machine” And that is how Docker was born
That one picture of The Rock from the ‘90s. He’s wearing a black turtleneck, a silver necklace, jeans, and a fanny pack; he’s leaning against a wall, and looking towards the camera. I have added the pickle chip from the above post to his necklace.
Text at top: “This is the scale that I will be using for everything from now on.” Below is a screencap from (I think) Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. The contestant is a clean-shaven, skinny white dude who gives off Perplexed ‘90s Sitcom Dad vibes. The question on screen is: Boasting a guest verse from Dr. Dre, what classic ‘90s R&B hit features Blackstreet singing, “I like the way you work it”? A: No Diggity B: Hardly Any Diggity C: A Fair Amount Of Diggity D: An Overwhelming Surplus Of Diggity
A screenshot from The Sad Bastard Cookbook: Food You Can Make So You Don’t Die. It reads: PEANUT BUTTER ON A SPOON (V) Core Ingredients * Nut butter. Peanut butter is the cheapest nut butter, but it's good to have alternatives if you're allergic or your workplace has a peanut butter ban. Preparation * Eat directly out of the jar, on a spoon.
A panel from the webcomic Achewood. Roast Beef, an anthropomorphic cat, is taking notes while thinking “Oh my god that is the worst possible answer in the universe”
Teen Girl Squad (from Homestar Runner): The Ugly One says “wiggidy-wack?”
A thin white woman in a dressing room, dressed as a sexy 1900s steel conglomerate tycoon. She is wearing a gray short-sleeved vest over a white short-sleeved shirt; short black shorts; and a top hat. She is twirling a cane and looking suggestively at the camera. I have awkwardly pasted a blue N95 mask image over her face. This is a screencap from the old CollegeHumor video Girls’s Costume Warehouse, a parody TV ad wherein the model is modeling increasingly improbable and specific “sexy” versions of costumes