regular steve albini

@electricalwsop.bsky.social

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Recording engineer who plays poker and billiards and eats like a Viking

Front cover of Strictly Dynamite the Best of the Didjits, featuring their mascot, a green-skinned boy in a Hoolie Ghoulie costume, a giant pointed-teeth grin and bulbous eyes, pupils radiating swirly lines on a mustard yellow background
coffee stain in the milk foam of a fluffy coffee resembling a butterfly, or let's say the head of a stolen mesoamerican stone figurine, for which I want $6.80.
Screenshot of a tweet by laughingstock libertarian Aella_Girl starting a thread describing the organization of her birthday gangbang, including charts and stats. I'll spare you the link.
Voting sticker on a T-shirt from the 90s milwaukee band dis- next to a rendering of Alice Cooper in stage makeup
screenshot of Chad Bentz's Wiki, "In 2010, Bentz joined the football team at Castleton State College in Castleton, Vermont. His weight then up to 265 pounds, Bentz was a running back for the NCAA Division III program. He appeared in nine games that season, gaining 29 yards on 12 carries and scoring twice.[2][3] Bentz did not return to the program for the 2011 season."
hitting stats for one-handed pitcher Chad Bentz, showing 2 career at-bats, 0 runs, 1 hit, 0 RBIs, 0 BB
Zoomed-in on the background guy in an AI image, looks like a malformed Hunter S Thompson backhanding something in his "right" hand that sorta looks like he snatched a bat out of the air
Guy makes a prediction about how dark matter will be seen in the future with a more complete understanding of astrophysics, and cosmologist Katie Mack just sons him to death and he is now dead forever.
US t shirt for the band Big Black, fashioned after an ad for a fictional company, Big Black Tools, with the headline "from Chicago's finest forges" and the slogan "power where you need it." the design is a red oval with white text and logo on a black background.
The foamy top of a fluffy coffee drink with the coffee stain making a picture of a ghost kitten, and if that's not worth $6.80 then this isn't Beans Up, an inclusive hot beverage shop founded in 2023.
Frame from the impossibly-rich early 20th century newspaper comic Krazy Kat by George Herriman (an African American who "passed" as white) where Ignatz Mouse zips a brick at Krazy Kat, who remains smitten with him despite (possibly because) he is indifferent (even hostile) to her affections, while stating "Every day my mind grows keener, my good arm stronger...My silly enemies more futile..."
Cartoon of Vaughn Bode's Cheech Wizard, a horny goof in a giant star-speckled hat that obscures all of him save his big goofy feet, kicking his lizard buddy in the nuts, a frequent pastime. His foot typically disappears into the lizard's taint with the onomatopoeia "Goomph!" while the lizard's pellet of a pecker extrudes out of its foreskin just enough to see the diz-hole.
poster for Letters to Santa 24-hour show at Elysian Theater in Los Angeles
poster for Letters to Santa 24-hour benefit show Saturday Dec 16-17 at Elysian theater in Los Angeles.
drawing of a punk fish, kind of halibut-shark type deal, crying, with the start and end dates 2005-2023 in memoriam of the band Screaming Females
George Santos in a press scrum shouting.
Victor Jara, Chilean singer and political activist, abducted, tortured, mutilated and murdered by the Kissinger/US-backed Pinochet regime, smiling at the thought of Henry Kissinger finally fucking dying.
Norm Macdonald mid-thought, while saying "that guy was a real jerk!"
AI image of a "microphone" with every part, its suspension mount, cable connection, pop filter and mic stand distorted in that bizarre nine-fingered-hand way specific to AI.
two adorable quokkas, the smaller one I imagine as a sidekick
cheetah running real fast with her legs all in the same spot mid-stride a little blurry
poster for the Los Angeles Letters to Santa marathon show Dec 16-17 at the Elysian Theater
poster for the Letters to Santa benefit show December 5 at Convene Chicago with John Mulaney, Martha Plimpton, Chris Kattan, Chris Redd, Dave Helem and somehow steve albini. information and tickets at letterscharity.org
Dynamite, all black, and his brother Bacon, tuxedo cat, absolutely do not give a shit about anything right now.
muppet chef kissing his fingers >mwah< like that
screen shot of a lot of text sorry
Picture of the coffee stain on the foam of a fluffy coffee (cafe latte with maple syrup and cinnamon) that sort-of looks like a chubby cock with some splatters.
picture of Sean Connery as James Bond holding a pistol with his finger on the trigger, poor gun safety, except that he's licensed to kill (that's not really a thing, they just made it up to sound cool) and it's in reference to Harrison Ford from the film Blade Runner, where he shoots Replicants for not being good slaves.
coffee stain in the foam of a fluffy coffee (cafe latte with cinnamon in the coffee and maple syrup in the milk). It sort-of looks like a cowboy hat with the front blowing apart, but since this is Elon Musk wearing a backwards hat, it's the back of the hat on the front of his head. I'm resisting the obvious macabre image and instead making it camp by referencing the famous scene in the film Scanners where Michael Ironside (what a name!) has his head explode from psychic energy.
Coffee stain on the foamed milk of my fluffy coffee, a maple and cinnamon cafe latte. The stain resembles a surprised St Bernard puppy. There's another little stain, looks kind-of like a little puppet acrobat but I realize that's a stretch.
six gold bars marked "10 oz GOLD 999.9"
photo of the coffee stain on the foam of my fluffy coffee, a cafe latte made with cinnamon and maple syrup. The stain resembles a prancing horse and I want my customer to pay me $6.80 for it.
pattern made by espresso poured through the foam on the top of a fluffy coffee (fancy cafe latte with cinnamon and maple syrup) that looks a lot like a bumblebee
Airwolf helicopter with word balloon and the voice of Raymond Smuckles from Achewood saying, "Hey Téodor! You got any problems or anything?" Ray has just purchased Airwolf after typing, "What's the best thing you got?" into the search function of eBay,
Sign for Chuck Norris Grill a restaurant in Reykjavik, Iceland. Being fair, most food in Iceland comes from elsewhere.
bare hand as puppet with little googly eye stuck to it, white teeth like a shark made out of white paper tape making a menacing grimace.
Travis Bean Designs / Electrical Guitar Company TB500 styled after Old Ironsides, the battle-scarred TB500 played by steve albini since 1992 or 93, whenever Shellac started.
screenshot of twi tweets where Elon Musk calls Mark Zuckerberg "a cuck," and then challenges him to s "literal dick measuring contest."
screenshot of a tweet by Elon Musk, a picture of a Tesla Cybertruck, a hideous faceted vehicle I once described as if the Moon Patrol buggy fucked the Peavey logo. Elon has captioned it "Just drove Cybertruck around Austin." My joke is in reference to driving in a circle around the city of Austin Texas. I think this is funny because it mocks the basic roadworthiness of the ugly vehicle.
Wikipedia article about "three grand soups" a term used in Japan to describe three really good soups... well four actually because there's some confusion about the third one. But "three grand" could mean $3000 so that's why this post is funny, that's the tension, that there's a soup somewhere that costs $3000.
The Deacon, anti-liberal crusader muskrat tries to convince Pogo to betray his friends for a blacklist.
Picture of an orca partially out of a pool resting on the rim, a human arm reaching in out of frame with a microphone as though interviewing the orca for broadcast.
Picture of a perfect shot of espresso, thin film of crema, next to a small bottle of tonic water and a short glass with ice and a wedge of lemon, prepared to make an espresso-tonic.
image of tweet from Elon Musk, imbecile owner of Twitter, announcing that DM functions will soon expand to voice and video calling, opening users up to new levels of unsolicited contact, spam, phishing, scamming, abuse and harrassment
Band portrait of Third World War, 1960's English working class communist rock band. They look thuggish and unkempt, leaning against a brick wall.