local idiot chris

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Film/TV Lead Assistant Editor & Colorist, NJ idiot with pizza recommendations. Sometimes I bake. Sometimes I stream on Twitch. Usually not at the same time. https://www.twitch.tv/shrimpfettuccinealfredo

Frank Reynolds from Always Sunny standing on the sidewalk in a half-buttoned shirt drenched with beer. Beer is flowing out of his mouth.
Results from the 06/02 NJ election for Township Committee of Cranford showing Will Thilly getting decimated, as he should
TRENDING 1. Epstein 2. Starfox 64 3. Star Fox 4. Star Fox Direct 5. Fox McCloud
Image of a Dark Souls boss fight with the text PSYCHIATRIST BOOKED on it
Unsigned, unmarked flier I received on my doorstop, top says Sound Familiar with no question mark, Nazi is saying I Know Nothing with no punctuation When a citizen asked the Democrats on our Township Committee about a $13,000 political contribution received, Commissioner Prunty (who had just run for re-election) said she didn't know anything about it. The single largest campaign contribution but none of the Democrats would comment. It would be nice to know what is their special interest in Cranford. SCHEDULE 1 - Monetary Contributions (In Excess of SO and all Currency Contributions) Account: CRANFORD DEMOCRATIC MUNICIPAL COMMITTEE ****3544 • Currency Contribution Contributor Name GREATER NEW JERSEY CARPENTERS P Contributor Address 1803 SPRING GARDENS STREET, PHILADELPHIA PA ·130 Date Received 12/12/2025 Amount $13,000 Aggregate Amount $13,000.00
Weather app showing the temperature going from one people actually enjoy to gradually more depressing lows until it’s supposed to snow next Wednesday, please god no
Final Fantasy VI Suikoden I Lufia II: Rise of the Sinistrals Dark Cloud Metal Gear Solid Halo 2 Terranigma Warcraft II: Tides of Darkness Final Fantast XIV: A Realm Reborn
Weather app showing snow in 6 of the next 9 days, oh god make it stop
Snow mound on a suburban street. Snow is tall.
Sora from Kingdom Hearts 1 smiling the worst smile I've seen in a video game I think
Image map thing showing me in the same ballpark as Mike Schur and Amy Schneider
Photo of a cheap door hangar thing with a bunch of stuff on the right including a hat that just says RUN for some reason. The textbox says: "Easy To Install" "Perfect solution for organizing your coats, ackcls, hats, scarfs, dog leashas. car kcys."
Screencap from a positive Steam Review for Satisfactory: "Cannot think of a worse game to play if you have undiagnosed adhd and a slight intrigue in numbers going up"
Balatro Final Fantasy X Stardew Valley Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Bloodborne Dark Souls Metroid Prime The Legend of Zelda: The Breath of the Wild Super Mario 64 Final Fantasy VIII Inscryption Final Fantasy VII Hades Fallout: New Vegas The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Mass Effect Resident Evil 4 Grand Theft Auto IV Dishonored It Takes Two
An account asking “Can you invade Washington DC and take our President for all the crimes he has committed and is committing????”
Nora from The Leftovers, crying
1/5 (all autobelays) <5.8 purple: warmup but OH GOD THIS TRIGGERED MY FEAR OF HEIGHTS SO BAD 5.8 blue: warmup, still kinda shaking 5.9 orange try 1: failed. Just no clue how to do the move I need to do about 2/3 up. 5.9 orange try 2: failed. Yup, I don’t know. 5.9 pink: failed, getting annoyed 5.8 green: success, older route I’ve done a few times and needed the pick me up 5.9 red: success, again an older route. Still annoyed I can’t seem to do anything else here though 5.9 red try 2: success 5.9 blue: failed but this was actually close and I fucked up right at the beginning and threw myself off. Main issue is this is a BIG fucking wall 5.9 blue try 2: success with an asterisk, my foot may have hit a different rock but you know what I need a fucking win 5.8 green try 2/3: success 5.9 red try 3/4: success
The absolutely miserable guy from Patriot thinking he's found some sort of happiness. He has not.
5.9 red: terrible first climb, but complete <5.8 yellow: much smoother, complete <5.8 black: smooth, complete. Definitely got spooked from the first route a bit 5.9 purple: failed. Absolutely went too hard to begin. Tough overhang that I need to shake off the rust to get past 5.9 green: complete. Old route that used to be on an autobelays, they switched up the end which threw me off but we got there. 5.8 green (auto): complete. Easy. 5.9 red (auto): complete. Finally getting into a groove which is unfortunate because we have to leave lol 5.9 red (auto) x2: complete. Good ending, we just moved really slow. First day back blues and whatnot
Final Fantasy 6 (released as 3 on the SNES) Players Guide by Peter Olafson. There’s a moogle with a small dagger and its wings extended out. It says “Your Only Hope For Survival.”
Lydia the cat, curled up into a perfect donut shape. She remains perfect.
Key art for Blue Prince of the mansion and courtyard
still from Void Stranger of the main character Grey
Death Stranding 2: On The Beach box art
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 box art
Still from Nine Sols. Main character jumps towards enemy covered in red tendrils
still from Dredge. A boat sails towards a wreckage on an island
The Drifter box art
Tunic box art
still from the Suikoden 2 remaster. Two main characters are led away in chains while citizens watch. Someone else watches from the cabin of a horse-drawn carriage.
Powerwash Simulator 2 box art
still from Octopath Traveler 0, this game is fucking gorgeous
still from Trails in the Sky: First Chapter. Joshua: "chew, chew, che... Gnn."
still from Divinity: Original Sin. There's a lot of shit going on and for me it was really hard to parse
still from Pipistrello and the Cursed Yoyo, main character is attacking
A still from Zero Time Dilemma. "That makes you the D-Team."
Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories Kingdom Hearts 2 Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep Yakuza 0 Yakuza Kiwami 1 Yakuza Kiwami 2 Ender Lilies: Quietus of the Knights Ender Magnolia: Bloom in the Mist Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii Dredge Dead Cells (DNF) Suikoden I&II Remaster Assassins Creed Shadows Hollow Knight Control (DNF) Tunic Axiom Verge Ori and the Blind Forest Axiom Verge 2 (DNF) The Roottrees Are Dead Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remaster (DNF) Blue Prince Doom (DNF) Nine Sols Death’s Door Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Drova - Forsaken Kin Hades Divinity: Original Sin (DNF) Crypt Custodian 999 Virtue’s Last Reward Zero Time Dilemma (DNF) Sea of Stars (DNF) Death Stranding Death Stranding 2: On The Beach Cauldron Castlevania: Circle of the Moon (DNF) Rabbit and Steel (DNF) Bionic Bay (DNF) Dark Cloud 2
Lydia the cat, judgmental mode
Blue/black and pink lounge pants with Lydia the cat’s face on them. The blue ones say I love Dad, the pink ones say I love mom. Lydia looks displeased on both
Tiramisu bar being held up by a very tired, coffee-less human
Table with lemon white chocolate cookies on two cooling racks. An empty plate awaits them
Symbol on the front of the lawn mower gifted to the pope that honestly kinda looks like the Assassins Creed emblem?
Red velvet cookies cooling on racks with lines of melted white chocolate on them
Box art for the Nintendo GameCube game Custom Robo