Matt Quinn (The Electric Rabbit)

@electricrabbit.bsky.social

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Not actually an electric rabbit. Resident of the People's Republic of Western Australia White, middle-aged, male, heterosexual - but not scared of you if you're not.

Back page of the West Australian newspaper: trolling article suggesting that 90K are going to show up at the MCG for Harley Reid's 50th game (and it's also the game Scott Pendlebury will break the all time AFL games record)

"Best insights and analysis" listing James Morrow, Tim Blair, Linda Silmalis and Andrew Bolt.

Jeff Bezos and his trophy wife.

Donald the Hutt (Trump's face imposed on Jabba the Hutt)

A beautiful apricot coloured lop-eared bunny sitting happily in a garden among the weeds that one of her human subordinates should have pulled up, but bunny liked a lot as a tasty treat.

Donald Trump on so-called-Truth Social, threatening to commit genocide on the people of Iran if they don't capitulate to him.

Predicted location of Cyclone Narelle (or it's remnants) next Sunday as of today 23/3/26.

Long haired grey cat lying on her back on a swivel chair with her paws all akimbo and her tummy fur showing. She is lying in wait for the hooman that thinks perhaps she wants to pat her there? No she is a trap! A bitey trap! She will get you and bite you for being foolish hooman in her trap! Ha ha!

Perth average 91 unleaded fuel price for the last month, from the WA government's fuelwatch website www.fuelwatch.wa.gov.au.

The chart shows the price dramatically decending every week from a high on a Wednesday to a low the next Tuesday. Except the last week, where it's actually trending upward.

Probably time to buy fuel.

Fluffy grey cat showing her bitey trap (also known as her tummy).

Highest temperature for today where I am (or at least nearby) from Australian Bureau of Meteorology, report is from the Swanbourne weather station in Western Australia.

A fork in the road (from the original Muppet Movie)

Leopard in MAGA hat, with text "GO ON, JUST ONE MORE FACE THEN"

International organizations have said Israel's rules are arbitrary and could endanger staff. The ministry said around 25 organizations, or 15%, of the NGOs working in Gaza did not have their permits renewed.

Man about to absolutely smash a large red button with text saying "must... push... BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!"

Notepad, with a Copilot button on the menu bar.

Two men shovelling piles of (what would appear to be American) money into a furnace.

A Bunnings store temporarily rebranded as "Hammerbarn"

Map showing the electoral districts of Perth, Western Australia.

Perth forecast for 1/12/2025 - with a maximum of 37C. (currently 32.1, and it's only 9.30)

A much missed apricot lop eared bunny sitting in the back yard

Cathy's amazing cartoon, augmented with a pencil erasing "the moderates"

Image of Donald Trump in a with a watermark now reading SHITTERSTOCK

Satellite map of the Scarborough area.

Admiral Ackbar from Return of the Jedi reciting the immortal line "It's a trap!"

A correctly formed "sausage sizzle" with the sausage safely installed inside a bun, not a measly little slice of bread.

“Without going into detail, and I won't go into detail, there were a lot of things known and unknown that were really challenging for us this year and to be perfectly frank, there were times it seemed unlikely that we would be able to overcome those obstacles to give ourselves a chance today.”

Opposition Leader Basil Zempilas said he would celebrate the new public holidays “if our hospitals were fixed, if there were no maintenance issues, if ramping wasn’t out of control, and there was no lead in the water at [Perth Children’s Hospital]”.

A door hanger made by a kid, with text " **Warning** Dad May be armed with dad jokes", and two stick figures, one saying "dad im hungry" and the other saying "hi hungry Im dad"

*Insert (sic) where appropriate above

Cat exposing her furry tummy, in a blatant attempt to entice a human into the bitiest of traps.

Venn diagram, accurately showing disconnected circles of "Good People" and "People at a Nazi-Arranged March" with an Enormous Gap between them. Quite different to the PM's weaselly words

Cast of Peaky Blinders

Screenshots from Outlook popup reminders showing completely wrong time until the relevant meeting

Text saying "The Gulf" between "Fantasy" and "Reality" superimposed on the Gulf of Mexico.

Clown car full of clowns.

“Alternative history is interesting; if Britain had not fought in WW1 and WW2, it would not have had to rely on America for economic support, and it would have had the independence to act accordingly. Britain could have developed India, Cyprus, Fiji, Malta, Saint Lucia, Seychelles, the Bahamas, Australia, Canada, South Africa, Ireland and New Zealand. In the coming meritocracy, perhaps Britain could regain some of these nations.” - A Farage advisor.

Rowan Dean: "Leftists are always calling me stupid. Well if supporting Trump, opposing action on climate changge and identifying cultural Marxism in our primary schools makes me stupid, call me the dumbest man in Australia"

(Your words Rowan, but for once, you're spot on)

The three wise monkeys....

A system insisting that I "scan to download the app" to order something from a local take away joint for lunch. No option to just order right there in the browser I'm already using.

A MS web page about Copilot that popped up when I clicked on a link (inside Windows) for the long range weather forecast. Nothing about ther weather here.

Harley Reid, who is, despite Sam McLure's definitive statement that "they won't take him" a West Coast Eagles player.

An Amazon cardboard box

Ugly coal mine

Question to the money column in the SMH: "Assuming the proposed new super tax proceeds: our SMSF will hold about $8 million at June 30, 2025, with 58 per cent allocated to my account and 42 per cent to my wife’s. We’ll each draw a minimum pension of 9 per cent in 2025/26, totalling around $333,000. If we sold sufficient assets and withdrew the proceeds over the next 12 months, so the fund falls below $6 million by June 30, 2026, would that exempt us from the super tax – even though one account remains over $3 million? Also, do pension withdrawals reduce the relevant balance?Assuming the proposed new super tax proceeds: our SMSF will hold about $8 million at June 30, 2025, with 58 per cent allocated to my account and 42 per cent to my wife’s. We’ll each draw a minimum pension of 9 per cent in 2025/26, totalling around $333,000. If we sold sufficient assets and withdrew the proceeds over the next 12 months, so the fund falls below $6 million by June 30, 2026, would that exempt us from the super tax – even though one account remains over $3 million? Also, do pension withdrawals reduce the relevant balance?"

Image of a ship sinking, subtitled "All screaming"

Australian House of Reps ballot paper sample, showing numbering.

Facebook post by tyhe "Australian Jewish Association" with a map where they claim that Gaza and the West Bank are "Also Israel". Post has the text "HELPFUL MAP".

$Map of the old Palestinian mandate, showing the reduction in land for the Palestinian people over 70 years, from most of the land to a tiny fraction, while Israel constantly grows to take over the area.$

Meme from Family Guy, with "Okay" written next to white skin colours and "Not Okay" next to non-white skin colours.

Octopussy movie poster

Newman College fees 2025, up to $10,300.

Hale School fees, with tuition up to $32,530 a year.

Four nearly rotten bananas.

Staff from a Melbourne bakery are owed $243,000 in superannuation and $125,000 in leave entitlements.

The bakery entered voluntary administration at the start of the year with the owner buying back the business under a new entity.

Shop front for a Sussan clothing store.

TCP status for the electorate of Bradfield, showing the two candidates tied on 56,190 votes.