Kimberly (19 days 🎂)

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🔞 Hi! I'm Kimberly. 28, she/her. Bad bio haver, good taste haver. avatar by @frogbiansvevo.bsky.social

A white man and woman from a CGI film I can't recognize, but it kinda looks like 2000s DreamWorks with the way the characters are stylized, if that helps at all. The man points, with a caption below him reading, "THE FRAME"
An image of Rin Tohsaka from the visual novel Fate/Stay Night. She's identifiable by her brown hair tied into twintails, her red shirt, and in this case, her grumpy expression. There's a speech bubble at the top to make it look like she's speaking the previous reply.
An image consisting of a bunch of fake Pokémon types, some of which had to be shortened to 6 letters to fit the format. There are 45 of them, and I'm about to list them all, so go ahead and move on if you don't need all that: Knight, Sister, Bug, Slime, Alien, Puppy, Princess, Deer, Snake, Lizard, Kitty, Fairy, Rat, Horror, Handler, Robot, Dragon, Goddess, Mommy, Fish, Maid, Doll, Demon, Bunny, Pirate, Vampire, Gamer, Angel, Fox, Spider, Brat, Bird, Nerd, Pooltoy, Elf, Little, Were-, Goth, Plant, Slut, Clown, Plushy, Witch, Horse, Cow.
A Discord message from my friend Cassie, whose avatar is of her wolf girl sona. The image sent is of Adam Sandler, from the film Pixels, with the caption edited to have him say, "Hahari Hanazono's a bad guy!?"
A cropped screenshot from the fantasy RPG Deltarune. In the game's real-world suburban area, we see a dark room with a refrigerator, sink, and most prominently a boxy CRT TV, turned so that the screen faces the ground.
A photograph of a modern flatscreen TV, showing the inventory screen from the remake of survival horror game Resident Evil 2; I am examining a Red Jewel, described as a pricy-looking gemstone.
A low-resolution two-panel image which I believe to be from 2013. The first panel shows the Xbox One, a then-upcoming game console infamous for its large boxy design and the inclusion of a Kinect camera with every unit, among other things. A caption reads, "Quick! The Xbox one is down! Call an ambulance" The second panel is captioned, "Wii U Wii U Wii U!" alongside an image of an ambulance, in reference to the odd name of Nintendo's newest console at the time.
An image of Team Fortress 2, edited to represent the state of Nintendo's console business in the 2010s. The Medic, with the Nintendo logo pasted over his head, uses a healing device on the Heavy Weapons Guy, who represents the Wii U, a failed game console. The Heavy fires his machine gun, with the muzzle flash edited to contain a barrage of game titles; these include heavy hitters like Super Smash Bros., Zelda, and the then-unknown Splatoon, but also many smaller games like Captain Toad and Yoshi's Woolly World, as well as absurd choices such as a new Skylanders title, Just Dance 2015, and Lego Batman 3. Also Project Giant Robot is there, and that one is a tech demo by Nintendo which never materialized as a publicly released Wii U game.
A screenshot of the first post in this thread as displayed on mobile, with 6 reshares and 7 likes, in that order from left to right.
A photograph by Evan Amos of the Super NES Mouse, a computer-style mouse for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System. Matching the style of the game console, it's light grey with a darker grey bit in the middle, marked with the Nintendo logo in white, as well as left and right mouse buttons both colored purple. The cord on the mouse ends in a proprietary plug which fits the controller connector of the SNES, and the included mousepad is a square of dark grey plastic, with rounded corners and an embossed Nintendo logo.
A screenshot of the cartoony RPG Deltarune. At a small-town festival, a blue bird with a big drooping head and yellow eyes sells takoyaki balls. They say, "Didn't you want to try it? It's only 2G. It's only for free."
Pink Panther branded insulation by Owens Cornering, with the Pink Panther cartoon character in the lower left. The entire package is pink, advertised as being for basements / crawlspaces, walls, and attics / garages.
A screenshot of a Metal Gear Solid codec conversation between Carlton Banks from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and then-president George H. W. Bush. Carlton states, "Look at those funny little markings underneath the pictures."
A series of in-game text messages from the Persona 3 character Aigis, a blonde robot girl. This is incredible. (cat emoji) Did you notice the image? Here it is again: (cat) Despite the small number of pixels used and suboptimal resolution of the cell phone screen, it remains clear that the image is depicting a cat. (cat) By the way, I would like to go back together today too. Would you please accompany me?
A photograph of my fat belly, exposed by lifting my t-shirt. I also wear tan cargo shorts and an outer shirt with a seashell pattern.
The above post, with words removed so it simply reads "My daughters hard"; additionally, the time has been removed except the letter A in AM, the last three digits in the year of the date have been removed so it simply reads July 12, 2, and the "Everybody can reply" text now simply reads "can" with a can of tomato soup next to it.
A really shittily redrawn version of that one image where green-haired Touhou character Sanae Kochiya sits at a table in disbelief coping about how old the PlayStation 2 and Nintendo DS are. Her clothes have been reduced to basically a blue t-shirt with some extra bits on her wrists. Poorly scrawled text beside her states, "30 year old game retro... 20 year old game new?"
An upscaled frame of The Simpsons, in which the straitlaced old Superintendent Chalmers sits at a dining table and shows his subordinate the patty of his hamburger, which is obviously grilled despite being called a steamed ham.
A gif of a scene from the Spielberg film Disclosure Day. Elizabeth Marvel, as Sister Maura, is surrounded by her fellow nuns as she sits watching a screen intently, holding the frame of her glasses with one hand.
A secret room from Undertale, drawn as a solid grey hallway leading from the bottom of the screen to a larger grey box representing the room itself. The player interacts with an unknown man, drawn in monochrome, who looks surprised and vanishes.
Box art for The Incredible Machine, with the game's logo and a lightbulb on a blue background, but the word Incredible has been replaced with Fucking in red flaming text.
A photo by Wikipedia user ApLundell of the Nintendo DS paddle controller, an accessory which plugs into the Game Boy Advance cartridge slot on the bottom of the system and gives the system a rotating knob, as on an arcade cabinet for the Arkanoid brick-breaker game.
Will, the blue-haired protagonist of fantasy RPG Metaphor: ReFantazio, says, "I will."
Ralph Fiennes on the set of The Grand Budapest Hotel. He poses in-character as Monsieur Gustave H., the lead concierge of the titular hotel; he wears a three-piece suit consisting of a white shirt, lilac vest, and purple jacket with red lining, as well as a maroon bowtie; his hair is slicked back, and he has a slim moustache. Gustave stands at the check-in counter of the hotel, looking toward the camera with a red shelf full of keys behind him.
A picture of me reading a compilation of vintage Captain America comics and eating a doughnut decorated with blue sprinkles, white star sprinkles, and white frosting with stripes of red to look like the American flag.
An illustration by the author and illustrator of the comedy manga Giant Ojou-Sama, depicting its main character Oriko at giant size. She wears a two-piece swimsuit, its top decorated with blue and white stripes on one breast and a pattern of white bunny-eared creatures over a red background on the other, and a similar pair of patterns on the thong but with the colors swapped. She stands smiling and blushing in front of the Golden Gate Bridge, one hand behind her head, the other held by her hips; the string of her thong has trapped a few proportionally tiny people, drawn as low-detail solid white figures.
A battle scene from the role-playing game Undertale. The top half of the screen shows a cutesy catgirl, posing in her frilly dress. The text box below reads, "There's a doll here."
A customizable Nintendo Mii character, in the likeness of the fictional table tennis hustler Marty Mauser; he's a young white man with dark hair, a thin moustache, metal-frame glasses, and prominent scars and acne.
A panel from rom-com manga The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You! It shows all 35 of the main character's girlfriends as of 2025, drawn together in a cutesy low-detail style, and filling up the entire panel in a 7-by-5 grid. A speech bubble added above has them collectively proclaiming, "We agree!"
A sprite animation from the Nintendo DS game Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective. A nervous prison guard dances back and forth, performing moves that range from fast and energetic to smooth and calculated.
A heavily zoomed-in image of a black t-shirt with a still frame from baseball comedy film The Sandlot depicting a young Patrick Renna as Ham Porter. Ham is lifting up his catcher mask to yell at one of his fellow players, his mouth agape. His iconic quote of "You're killing me, Smalls!" is split in half, with the latter two words not visible due to the cropping, making it look as if he's exclaiming "YOU'RE KILLING" in the solid white text.
A scene from the Nintendo DS puzzle adventure game Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective. Lynne, a woman with a long yellow coat and uniquely styled red hair, chows down on an entire grilled turkey. A detective with a brown suit and blue driver's cap observes her, surprised by her appetite.
An inexplicable YouTube thumbnail. The background is a world map of Southeast Asia, with an Indiana Jones-type series of red dashes leading to a red circle around Bintulu, Sarawak. The lower-left corner shows an image of Marvel character Venom, as depicted in the 2018 film, with his arms outstretched, his teethy mouth open, and his skin looking goopy and muscled; the upper-right has yellow text which reads, "6 MONTHS?"
An edit of the "when you get paid biweekly" image format, showing purchases during week one and week two. Week one's is The Complete Kubrick, a Criterion Collection box set of every Stanley Kubrick film; week two's is ice soup, a bowl of ice and water, the perfect meal for someone who can't afford food because she just bought a 30-disc movie box set.
The title shot of the film Moonrise Kingdom. The camera shows a distant red house by the ocean, the color palette rich but fairly muted. The film's title is printed above in yellow cursive, and smaller plain text at the bottom reads, "Made in U.S.A. by American Empirical Pictures, MPAA NO. 47331, MMXII all rights reserved".
An animated gif of a plush toy rotating on a white background. The plushie is of the character Quaver, a small white child with blue hair tied into twintails with a big white ribbon. She has a bandage on her cheek and wears something like a school uniform with a blue skirt.
Key art for the fifth chapter of the RPG Deltarune. The three main characters (a human, a reptile girl, and a small goat boy) are drawn in the lower-right, standing atop the roof of a traditional Japanese-style building, watching the sunset as it casts the sky in pink and gold.
A frame from SpongeBob SquarePants. The sea creatures of Bikini Bottom, frustrated by the antics of a rogue bubble, raise needles to the sky.
A gif from the mobile game Umamusume: Pretty Derby. Hishi Akebono, a remarkably tall horse girl with brown hair tied up in twintails, looks to her side with a soft grin, and then toward the viewer with a full-on smile. Cutesy happy emoticons appear next to her as she waves.
An IMAX poster for the Steven Spielberg film Disclosure Day. Josh O'Connor, as a fugitive named Daniel Kellner, stands in a field on a cloudy day, with a crop circle forming around him. The IMAX logo is composited into the scene behind him, casting a massive shadow emblematic of the format's massive screens. The film's title and its release date of June 12th, 2026, appear at the top of the poster. Toward the bottom are credits: story by Steven Spielberg, screenplay by David Koepp, directed by Steven Spielberg.
The title card for the first Backrooms found footage video by Kane Parsons. The titular backrooms, a labyrinth of neverending urban hallways, are shown through a simulated camcorder, with the title "Backrooms" displayed in the type of font used for onscreen date information on a camera of the time.
A poster for Kane Parsons’ 2026 film Backrooms, based on his web series of the same name. The entirety of the poster is dedicated to showing the old-fashioned 20th-century patterned yellow wallpaper which covers the walls of the impossible sprawling urban space. The film's title is printed at the bottom, in text so close in color to the wall that it seems translucent. The theatrical release date of May 29th, 2026, is in the bottom-right corner, and the logo of distribution company A24 is in the bottom-left.
Key art for the video game Despelote. In the streets of Quito, Ecuador, children are seen playing soccer, and people of various ages watch World Cup qualifier games on TV or otherwise simply walk around town. The city is rendered fairly realistically, with a stark red-and-tan color scheme; the human figures in the scene are drawn on top, with black lines on white canvas, as if cut out of paper and placed on the background.
Key art for the James Bond video game 007 First Light. A young inexperienced Bond holds a pistol two-handed, pointing it at someone out of frame. The background is golden, with an outline of the number 7 as portrayed in the 007 logo representing the handle of a firearm.
A tweet from Applebee's. "Notes of vodka. Hints of fresh lemon. A raspberry finish. Our findings from a tasting of this season's $1 Vodka Raspberry Lemonade harvest." A reply states, "My Jordan was murdered in one of your restaurants and the killer was never found" A reply to this reply asks, "Is this real?!?!!?" Applebee's replies to the reply to the reply, not noticing the context: "It's real! We're featuring the $1 Vodka Raspberry Lemonade the entre [sic] month of June!"
A popup on the BlueSky reply composition page, stating, "The post you're replying to was marked as being written in tlh by its author. Would you like to reply in tlh?"
A text box styled like the black-and-white pixelated dialogue boxes in Deltarune. Berdly, the nerdy birdie, looks agitated, exclaiming, "CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?"
A promotional render from the first-person shooter Team Fortress 2. The game's 9 main characters, showcasing the game's toony visual style spoofing the aesthetics and war propaganda of the 1960s, stand together for a group shot, holding their weapons or tools as they pose for the camera.
A photograph of filmmaker Kane Parsons, in front of a yellow wallpaper from the Backrooms series. Emojis have been edited in, including confetti, a present, and a birthday cake.
A scene from Avengers Endgame. Thanos, the big purple guy menacing all of reality, sits with his big dual-bladed weapon next to him. The image is low-resolution and slightly too bright. The kinda wordy caption that was put on the image has been scribbled out and replaced with a much shorter one: "Ooosie Daisy"
A quiz result from uQuiz, showing Fate/Stay Night protagonist Emiya Shirou. He stands in front of a sky glowing orange from sunset - or perhaps sunrise - and stares forward with determination and resolve. A few of his veins are also glowing green, I think? Anyway, here's the passage of text written for him: You’re an unassuming person who quietly goes about your business. When someone asks for help, you’ll go the extra mile for them, sometimes to your own detriment. You might be unsure of what you really want in life, but when you find something you care about, you’ll be stubborn as hell about protecting it.
A title card in the style of Invincible, with angular serif text over a gritty pink background, but instead of Invincible it reads Unbeatable. Also the top of the text is cut off for some reason? A watermark in the lower-right reads, "Made with invincible.shivank.dev"
A brief clip of The Simpsons. Superintendent Chalmers, standing in a modest dining room, asks, "Can I see it?"
A chart of NBA championships won by the Knicks during the mayorhood of each New York City mayor from the past 25 years. Michael Bloomberg, Bill de Blasio, and Eric Adams each have 0, while Zohran Mamdani has 1, accentuated with confetti, fire, and bottle-popping emojis.
A clip from Fortnite, showing Aang from the cartoon series Avatar: The Last Airbender dancing to the song "Bad Guy" by Billie Eilish.
A frame from the animated film Transformers One. Optimus Prime lands on the ground, arms extended to his side, ready to fight for his people. The edges of his silhouette are illuminated by the sun, and blue light emanates from his eyes and the core in his chest.
Key art for Control Resonant. To the right of the composition, psychic power wielder Dylan Faden holds a massive mallet while standing on the wreckage of a New York taxi; he gazes into the distance, where a paranormally corrupted Manhattan folds in on itself, and distorted humans float in the air, rising from a glowing red pit. The game's logo, with Control in a thick sans serif typeface and Resonant in a thin but otherwise matching font, is to the left.