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The nose-first face of scruffy terrier, eyes a bit glazed from his meds
A brindle pittie snoozes on her side on a blue couch, paws resting against the hip of the human taking the picture lying next to her
A facebook marketplace add of some jet black shiny rock with the caption "Rock for sale with questionable origins"
A scruffy black and white wire-haired dog snoozes hard on a blue couch, head propped up on a yellow pillow
The red mr2 parked poorly in front of a white house
An angled view of the rear end of a street-parked red 1986 mk1 Toyota MR2. It has red hubbed momo ferrari design wheels with yellow caps, a silly wheel that came with it, license VCP 230.
A brindle dog wearing a blue soft cone stands under a picnic table, the cone wedged between a table leg and bench
A longitudinal shot of the canoe floor, shining with still wet epoxy on the veneer. A large patch is in the foreground, in this case covering a crack that cuts across a couple of ribs, presumably from an old impact, and therefore weakens the canoe because there's no wood fiber continuity
A small, classically circular-ish spiderweb that is very clear visually because it has caught airborne sawdust in the canoe as I sand
The canoe floor, the section shown being ~75% sanded. A palm sander and respirator sit in the canoe
The post-goal smoke bomb in the Riveters North end stands after the Thorns score
The floor of the canoe with a palm sander sitting on it. The left side of the floor is sanded and smooth, the right largely unsanded, rough and greyer
The cracked honduran mahogany covered by bits of blasted old resin finish
The underside of the canoe, focused on a split section of keel that has failed around the screw.
The bare cherry ribs and half ribs on the canoe's floor with the keel stem holes running through the middle in the half ribs. Three screws have been removed, leaving their countersunk absence, two remain yet, clouded by resin. A punch, dental pick, screwdriver, carving knife, lighter, hammer, and palette knife surround the screws
The wooden floor of the canoe, half bare and half covered by fiberglass with a patch in the middle shape like the horizontal mirror image of California. The handle is a palette knife sticks out while its blade lies under the fiberglass cloth of the lifted patch
A bridge girl snoozes in the crook of an armpit, nose in the air with just a triangle of teef peeking out of her mouth
The same canoe, upside down (it's gonna rain tonight). It's a tired, dusty green with a square patch in the middle of over side with a checkerboard pattern of glue reside from an old, mediocre patch on a crack
The floor of the canoe with the top layer of fiberglass fabric roughly a third gone, a third separated but still attached, and a third still down. A palette knife, pair of gloves, and sanding block are on the floor of the canoe
The canoe side-on with it's outwale cut into strips between the nails and with each piece rotated from horizontal to vertical awaiting its removal via a good pry
Yellow 1984, blue 1983, faded pink 1982, and very faded yellow(?) 1981 Grand Teton National Park permits stick to the green bow of a canoe
The thin, wide wood ribs of a canoe, with half ribs in between them on the canoe bottom and dark fiberglass showing between them up the sides
The same smoke celebration for a second goal
A Rose City Riveters capo setting off the Thorns postgoal red smoke bomb at the North end of the field under a blue sky streaked with high clouds
The text "Search Multnomah County Library and beyond" above a search bar
The Cannes poster for Edward Yang's masterpiece Yi Yi. We see the back of a young boy in formal wear as he walks across a large red carpeted area towards red carpeted stairs, the title vertically laid out on the right side of the picture.
A skeet from Bruce Arthur, Canadian, saying simply "Tie game" right above a skeet from Sarah Spain saying "ASHAHAHHDHDHHSSHHJSRDBGLDRFNGLISRKDF GVLSKRD V;KSRF VLSKED FLVKSEDNF VLKSEN FLKSE FLKSE FLKSWE F"
Big stretch from the same guy, mostly the same shrimp-studied position but with arched back and stretched paws mid-stretch
A scruffy black and white terrier sleeps on his side on a grey dog bed, foot bouquet towards the camera
A thin sheet of cherry, in the arc of the mdf mold, with five spruce horizontal braces roughly evenly spaced along it's length. The end braces are kinda rough; the middle three are shaped into a peak along their length. The middle three also have masking tape on either side of the brace.
The curved mdf board, now darkened by a protective coat of shellac
Same mdf as before, nice and smooth now
Same mdf, same paper curve, now the mdf is a bit high at the outside corners and so gapped in the belly but it's close and much smoother
The same mdf sheet now matches the paper form curve pretty well, though the mdf curve has ruts from the plane blade rather than being smooth
Thick, hairy curls of planed mdf, upwards of an inch wide and many inches long lie piled at the corner of the mdf next to the plane and a hand whisk broom
The mdf from the last picture roughed into a curve that needs a lot of fitting to match the paper form marked at its 27" curve held against it
A sheet of mdf sits on the top of a workbench, held fast by a blue vise. There are three depth lines sawn through the board and a scrub handplane sits on it with a few curls of planed mdf around it
The headline "Boxer Miller's toupee knocked off mid-fight in win"
A sandwich sitting on a cutting board. It's a two-deck sammy, a third slice of bread in the middle, all toasted nicely, with ham, cheese, and radicchio poking out. Condiments extent but not pictured
A flecked grey bowl on a wood counter holds a soup of green collards, white udon, and browned tofu in a rich broth. A brindle dog looks on eagerly from below
A screenshot of the Merrian-Webster "GIF" with the text "Your 2026 Word: besotted"
Two croquettes, pan-browned, with red cranberry sauce on top of each sit on a white plate on a table. A dog's nose lurks below said table
The cover of Bonnie "Prince" Billy's album i see a darkness
A scruffy black and white dog, visibly damp, lies on a grey rug and gives the camera a haunted stare
The seat of a car laden with a bouquet of flowers, a cardboard tray of colorful heirloom tomatoes, and a red fabric bag holding a brown paper bag (of mushrooms), a plastic bag of sopes, and sundry veg below them
Cliff Clavin from Cheers grinning in his US Mail jacket with a mustache and smile much like Monterey Jack's
The lineup diagram for the Thorns, with Arnold at keeper, Reyes/Perry/Hiatt/Obaze/McKenzie as the defensitve line, Moultrie/Sugita/Coffey/Fleming as the midfield line, and Castellanos alone up top.
A low black bowl holding a corn/chicken/pepper/carrot stew and a big, fluffy buckwheat dumpling
A scruffy black and white dog wearing a cone on his head trots down the sidewalk, cone a-swaying as he goes
Yang Yang from Yi Yi glances past the camera, and then turns away to face the balloons and lit sign from the opening marriage scene/movie poster.
A brindle dog looks pretty the camera, tongue lolling and eyes nearly closed in comfort
West Virginia but instead of its name there is two long words of Cyrillic-looking gobbledygook
A tweet from @profeshkitten saying simply "If you're so smart, why aren't you kind?"
A brindle dog with very upright ears less with her paw possessively resting on a green sock-clad foot and her head against the calf of the same leg
A scruffy black and white dog snoozes blissfully on a grey dig need, his head resting on one of his front paws
Val Kilmer's character in Heat shooting an assault rifle while leaning against a car
Complete match list 1. Guinan (Star Trek: The Next Generation): 83% 2. Remy. (Ratatouille): 83% 3. Iroh (Avatar: The Last Airbender): 82% 4. Sallah (Raiders of the Lost Ark): 81% 5. Hernando Fuentes (Sense8): 81% 6. Albus Dumbledore (Harry Potter): 80% 7. Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter): 80% 8. Alice Cullen (Twilight): 80% 9. Bumblebee (Transformers): 80% 10. Dr. Sean Maguire (Good Will Hunting): 80% 11. Benjamin Button (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button): 80% 12. Ted Lasso (Ted Lasso): 80% 13. Austin Miller (Ginny & Georgia): 80% 14. Gandalf (Lord of the Rings): 79% 15. Abby Sciuto (NCIS): 79% 16. William H. 'Shakespeare' Hill (This Is Us): 79% 17. Deanna Troi (Star Trek: The Next Generation): 79% 18. Ambrose Spellman (Chilling Adventures of Sabrina): 79% 19. Han Lue (Fast & Furious): 79% 20. Henry Mills (Once Upon a Time): 79% 21. Maurice (Beauty and the Beast): 79% 22. Lumiere (Beauty and the Beast): 79% 23. Ally Maine (A Star Is Born): 79% 24. Sam Obisanya (Ted Lasso): 79% 25. Rubeus Hagrid (Harry Potter): 78% 26. Arthur Weasley. (Harry Potter): 78% 27. Jadzia Dax (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine): 78% 28. Kaylee Frye (Firefly + Serenity): 78% 29. Glenn Rhee (The Walking Dead): 78% 30. The Oracle (The Matrix): 78%
To the strains of Mahler's symphonic music, a lakeside cottage erupts in flames
A black and white shot of Anna Karina from Godard's Masculin Feminin with the phrase "Les enfants de Marx et de Coca-Cola" in white text
It's that ghoul Margaret Thatcher!