Estrogen Elf

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There, but for the grace of memes, go I

Tweet from Donald J. Trump: “Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics!”
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Mr. Burns from The Economist tap dancing with a cane and top hat as two individuals behind him hold a briefcase full of money Errata: Mr. Burns doesnt work FOR The Economist he merely owns it and directs it for his own benefit
James Franco with a noose around his neck. He is looking to someone to his left out of the camera’s frame and asks them “First time?” We are so cooked fam
Two muscular arms with the words “Tzeentch” on each powerfully clasping each other’s hands. The hands where they meet are labeled “Stopping Tzeentch’s plans”
Hans Moleman, a Simpsons character, he is a very aged prune of a man with thick bottle glasses.
Avatar, from Ralph Bakshi’s Wizards. He is a red nosed small man with a big orange beard and moustache wearing a hat that covers his eyes and… OH GOD HE HAS A GUN
Meatwad and Master Shake, a meatball and a cup with a straw on top from the show “aqua teen hunger force” Master shake is bent forward towards meatwad and the caption reads “I AM 30 OR 40 YEARS OLD AND I DO NOT NEED THIS”
A screenshot from the game FFXIV of an elezen character next to a Doe that's only labeled as "Lv 1". The person who took the screenshot didn't seem to bother removing the UI elements and has them in quite haphazard fashion.
Gog-Agog, Gog-Agog, Gog-Agog, Gog-Agog & Gog-Agog smiling cheerfully while clapping in a vein similar to Gog-Agog’s
A picture from a tweet of “@AllieCat Cosplay” - she is a stocky built muscular woman in this picture wearing a bunny waitress suit and flexing.
Leonardo di Caprio pointing. Scene from “Once upon a time in Hollywood” where his character, an actor, looks at old movies where he appeared
A chart where the X is labeled “BAD STUFF” and the Y is labeled “FEMINISM”. The timeline demonstrates that as feminism increases so does bad stuff. At the bottom right in real crunchy text it reads “Elaborated by the American Burger Washington Freedom Institute”
The statue of David by Michaelangelo with a fig leaf in its groin
Ravel Puzzlewell, a Night Hag. The picture is a computer generated mode of a red eyed briar-haired, pointy-chinned, risked woman wearing woolen rags. She has a pointy nose, long sharp nails and blue skin. She is from the video game Planescape: Torment
Dr. Manhattan, a blue skinned humanoid sitting in a rock in an empty planet in space. He is wearing a hat and a bottle of beer. The text reads: “Estoy cansado de esta mica. De este montón de caretiestos.”
A sculpture of Frankenstein’s monster as described in the book: it is a straight haired noiseless human with watery eyes sallow skin and straight shoulder-hair length
This is a list from the Bluesky moderation settings of some muted words some are related to fetishes the majority to the Activision game Warcraft
The Joker from Batman the dark knight. The text above reads “Say something factual no one bats an eye” The text below reads “say something factual in makeup everyone loses their mind”
A text from in-game in which the character Sophie Saint-säens exclaims: “Holy Halone is zhat girl horny?”
Velma from scooby doo without her glasses crawling on the floor looking for them. The text reads “Raiders” above and “My mods! I can’t raid without my mods!” Next to it it’s Johnny Bravo crawling on the floor and covering his face with one hand. The text reads “Roleplayers” above and “My mods! I can’t be seen without my mods!” Below
The “reverse head trap”, a mechanism from the Saw series meant to be a deathly trap equipped on a person’s head
Two panels First panel: Vegeta and Goki in some sort of desert with Goku speaking. The text below reads: “Let’s fight somewhere empty” Second panel: Vegeta and Goku are fighting in a shitty rendition of a body neck down and waist up. Text to its right points to it and reads “My chest”
A yellow Canary on a pear branch
Picture of Cedric the Sorcerer: a white skinned 3d cartoon character from Sofía the First. He has a pointy nose, and dark hair save for flecks of white at the front of his middle-parted hair
A pointy eared woman with a single braid holding a tray with drinks
A pointy eared woman with her hair in a single braid holding a tray of glasses
A cartoon anthropomorphic child looking at a sign on a door The caption beneath reads “That sign won’t stop me because I can’t read!”
A pointy-eared woman writing on a book
A pointy-eared pale woman in a a blue military uniform similar to that used in france during the Napoleonic era
A picture of an elf in black and white she is looking very distraught
Helen Lovejoy, a character from the Simpsons, looking distraught. The text “won’t somebody think of the politicians?” Below.
Elmer Fudd, holding a rifle whose barrel is limp and useless. He looks distraught, like a loser online does at his ineffectual posts of juvenile anger not working at intimidating people but solely making him look pathetic and ridiculous
A snapshot of a Discord username called “sElf Loathing” and underneath it “Listening to Madness”
A man with sunglasses sitting next to a blonde woman at a stadium. His right hand is clutched around the back of her neck his right is making an effusive gesture as he leans towards her explaining something with a cocky grin She is looking forward with a look of boredom
An elf in a cream top a black corset and a long green skirt. Her hair is braided.
A fair skinned elf (elezen in ffxiv) in dark gear. She has a smug look in her face. Her hair is dark and neck-length.
Helen Lovejoy, Simpsons character, dramatically clutching her hands into fists and looking to the sky. The caption reads “Won’t someone think of the bigots?”
A blue Shelby cobra with a white stripe (it’s a car) above the text reads “everybody gangsta until they see this bad boy”
A dialogue which reads: “It is a strange way to discuss, eizher way. Zhey should ‘ave sent a poet - not a farmer!” “Should I compare thee to a summer’s radish?”
A masked woman with long hair. She's wearing yellow swimming goggles that protrude from her mask. A swarm of insects seems to buzz around her. This is Taylor Hebert, the protagonist of "Worm"
A pointy eared elf with a braid in a cream top
An armed figure with a very tall and slim hat, holding a sword. This is one of the Swordmistresses of Hoeth from the setting of Warhammer Fantasy
A trans flag with a sleeping figure in the middle the text reads “new pride flag. Representing trans people who are very tired and would like to take a nice nap”
Principal Skinner from the Simpsons looking pensive the first panel with the words: “Are my policies unpopular?” Second panel, he is looking as if he reached a resolution: “No it must be the influencers espousing them who are unpopular”
A brown-eyed, dark haired, pale skinned elf frowning in dissaproval
A blonde elf looking downwards while sitting on the edge of something. The title ELVES JIGSAW PUZZLE COLLECTION is on the bottom right.
A closeup of an elven woman printed 3d figure from the heroforge website.
A post from Reddit which reads: Title: “Nier Automara was dissapointing” The body: “So after years of watching 2B porn and finally” The rest is cut off abruptly
A videogame character from behind, operating what seems to be bright yellow heavy machinery on an alien landscape.
Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb????? None , their to busy ??? Their gender 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The painting “The Death of Marat”, a man with a towel on his head lies sideways with a stab blood on his chest, he holds a letter He is in a bathtub covered by fabrics
“God is my witness that this took place. One day we were guests in a certain village" and the Circassian who was our host wished to do a good deed. He went outside where he tarried a while. When he returned he brought a dinner-spread made of elk skin, also a wooden trough like a small vault or portico (latif raval gibi) full of honey and other troughs with cheese and pasta. "Eat, O guests, may it be permitted, for health of my father soul,"" he said. We were starving, as though we had just been released from Ma'noglu's prison,* and we laid into the honey so fast that our eyes could not keep up with our hands. But the honey was full of strange hairs which we kept pulling out of our mouths and placing on the spread. "Eat," said the Circassian, "this my father honey." Our hunger having abated, we continued to eat the honey at a slower pace, separating out the hairs. Meanwhile Ali Can Bey, a native of Taman in the Crimea, came in. "What are you eating, Evliya Efendi?" he said. "Join us," I replied. "It's a kind of hairy honey. I wonder if it was stored in a goatskin or a sheepskin." Ali Can, who knew Circassian, asked our host where the honey came from. The Circassian broke out weeping. "I took from my father grave," he said. I understood the words, but didn't quite grasp the import. Ali Can explained: "Last month his father died and he placed the corpse in a box on a branch of the big tree in the courtyard outside. Honeybees colonized the area around the groin and penis. Now, as a special favor, he has offered you honey with his father's pubic hairs. These are the hairs you have been separating out while eating the honey."Ali Can said this and went out. I followed him, with my gorge rising and my liver fairly bursting.” The tale ends with the explorer walking away while the man who had offered him honey offered him to come back anytime for more.
A bust picture of a pointy-eared woman dismissively looking to her right. She wears her hair on a braid.