Eli Deep

@elideep.bsky.social

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Trans fella. Love my dogs, reading books, and fucking shit up. Calamitous ORTBO.

A selfie of me on a dock. I’m wearing a blue tee shirt with a drawing of an otter on it and my sunglasses are hanging from a cord around my neck. I’m wearing a baseball cap. Behind me is a bayou bordered by mangroves.
A photo of a roseate spoonbill standing in the water. The sunset is reflected on the water, making it a nice orange. The spoonbill is white on his head, and his feathers get pinker as they get toward his tail. His pink butt is reflected on the water.
Me in a hotel room
A shot of the Lynx/Sparks game from my seat at Target Center
A photo of a tv screen showing the Sky / Wings game. In the foreground is my hand holding a tall can of beer in a green koozie. The koozie is from Jolene, Jolene and has the bar’s cat wearing a baseball cap logo as an O in the text Atlanta’s home for women’s sports.
Selfie of me in a light blue button down shirt with the first few buttons undone
A bag of Mutt & Jeff’s mustard flavored pork skins. There’s a cartoon drawing of two ne’er do well looking fellas, presumably Mutt and Jeff.
A really cute lil Atlantic sharpnose shark posing for a photo after I removed a couple fishhooks from his mouth and right before he swam away safely
A grey and white pit bull. Her body is on a brown couch but her chin is resting on the wooden coffee table.
Two dogs on a couch. One is a large grey and white pit bull and the other is a small yellow dog with triangle ears. The yellow one is on the back of the couch, and the pit bull has her chin on a green throw pillow.
A small yellow dog with triangle ears wearing a pride collar. He is laying on his side on a brown couch staring straight ahead like he is traveling via astral projection
A selfie of me in my kitchen. I’m shirtless and standing in front of my window. You can see a brown wooden dining table and chair behind me, as well as a speckled countertop with various kitchen items.
A California pizza kitchen frozen pizza that is Korean bbq flavored
Original skeet: Better education is the only way. Only when enough voters understand what the issue actually involves can politicians become advocates. My repost comment: PETE DONT YOU THINK THE PARTY CLAIMING TO HAVE OUR BACK SHOULD DO SOME EDUCATING OF VOTERS HERE? Reply: no, I don’t think it’s their place. I think it has to be yours.
A still from Designing Women wherein Julia Sugarbaker played by the incomparable Dixie Carter is saying “buy a diary”
A blue and white pit bull stretched languorously on a brown leather sofa
A shirtless selfie of me on my back patio. My black charcoal smoker is behind me
Keri Hilton performing at halftime at State Farm arena in Atlanta
A video of a drum line led by hype dancers at the Atlanta Dream game
An American backyard. In the foreground is a rusty old fire pit with wicker chairs and a table around it. The weird mesh lid is off.
Selfie of me in a dark green Jolene Jolene hat. It has the kitty cat wearing a baseball cap on the front and the worse Jolene Jolene over my ear
A photo of a red Troy Bilt pony riding lawnmower. The blade deck is detached and propped up against the mower to reveal The blades. There is a small piece of branch blocking one blade from spinning. I am relieved.
A selfie of me in a parking lot. I’m wearing a light green tee shirt and reflective sunglasses and I’m standing in a parking lot speckled with palm trees
A bottle of Beerlao
A fern for sale with a big yellow sign that says AS ADVERTISED HANGING BASKET MACHO FERN $28.99
The book cover for Moudhy Al-Rashid’s Between Two Rivers: Ancient Mesopotamia and the Birth of History. The cover is a deep midnight blue, and the author and title crisscross the cover in a gold ribbon-like pattern
Selfie of me in a green polo shirt sitting at a hotel bar with a dirty martini in hand
A tiny yellow dog with boba eyes and triangle ears lays in a hammock-like depression in the top of a back cushion for a couch
Screenshot of wait times at ATL showing that the only checkpoint with precheck is at an 18 minute wait while the non-precheck gates are less than that.
A tiny grey and white pibble puppy close up snout first. I’m on my knees with my face in her velveteen chest. She smells amazing.
Me on a dock wearing a white tank top that says SEA TURTLE TRACKER in green print. I’m holding a white bucket.
The lowly worm in an Apple car meme
Right? RIGHT?! Meme
A pic of me holding a beautiful grey and white pit bull puppy. I’m wearing blue shorts and a light green blue tee shirt. I have in a blue baseball cap with a drawing of an otter on it. I’m holding tiny Pip in my arms and I look like I might die.
Me without a shirt on in my garage. I’m holding a beer and I have around the neck earbuds in. Behind me is the frame of a pop up canopy and various garage items like coolers and my green push mower.
The frame of a pop up canopy. Most of the frame is dark grey but two trusses are white. The frame is in a yard covered in leaves with a patio and brown wooden fence in the background.
A grey and white pit bull sitting backwards on a brown leather couch. Her chin is on her giant hands.
A video of a pair of southern rays, flying around majestically in the water
Samuel L Jackson in Unbreakable
Little Edie saying “I’m pulverized by this latest thing”
A tray of blue crabs dusted with old bay with some lemon wedges interspersed
An Atlanta Dream travel mug
A tiny yellow dog with triangle ears. He is curled into a perfect nugget in a brown dog bed on top of a tan dog cot.
A still from Parks and Rec where April Ludgate is saying “the moon shall join your coalition”
Guy with an opinion meme
A very stately black racer
a screenshot of a form asking which teams I’m interested in watching in 2026. I’ve selected all of them EXCEPT the fucking fever.
Exhausted middle aged dude on a brown leather couch
A wooden frame with a portable a/c exhaust in a window
A tiny yellow dog with triangle ears is reclining in a brown dog bed on top of a white fuzzy dog cot. There’s various cords in the background. His bright eyes are looking into the camera.
A little yellow dog with triangle ears, snoozing on a cream colored blanket against a sage green throw pillow on a brown couch.
A little yellow dog with triangle ears wearing a green collar with shamrocks. He is sitting on a brown leather couch in front of a sage green throw pillow.
A pic of me in a red shirt with tropical birds on it an a blue baseball cap. Behind me is an industrial looking building.
A small yellow dog on the back of a brown leather couch, focused straight ahead where, out of the photo, a nature documentary is playing.
A small yellow dog with triangle ears sitting on a beige tile floor between a light wood coffee table and a light blue tv stand
What are the WNBA's draft eligibility rules? According to the collective bargaining agreement between the WNBA and its players' union, all NCAA players who graduate from a four-year college within three months of the draft, or are four years removed from high school graduation, or turn at least 22 years old during the year in which the draft takes place are eligible to renounce any remaining NCAA eligibility and opt in to the WNBA draft. International draftees must be at least 20 years old during the year in which the draft takes place.
A pic of me with no shirt on, standing in front of a wooden fence. I’m wearing a blue baseball cap.
Close up of a round white sticker with an American flag. The sticker says “I voted” in blue text. The sticker is sitting in my hand. In the background is my tile floor.