Edward Lineberry

@elineberry.bsky.social

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I write stuff http://www.elineberry.com

A bag of Taylor Farms salad with a discount sticker applied.
A cat named gizmo poses with a copy of the poetry collection Blood Harmony by Bruce Snider.
A mug with a print of Nicolas cage and the caption: Chrissy bring me the big knife.
A raccoon in a shallow creek. He looks like he has a purpose.
The cover of poetry magazine June 2025 which depicts are carton of six eggs with letters painted on them to spell poetry
DJ Khalid smoking a cigar and holding up a single finger. He looks lumberjacky. Caption reads, “another one”
Screenshot of the Libby app showing the hold times for Careless People at 23 weeks.
Screen shot of a phone lock screen with an AI summary of a text message that reads “visiting Atlanta from feb 27th to 29th”
A backyard snow scene. Two trees, a fence, and a row of azalea bushes over a blanket of snow on the grass.
Rachael, notorious bot from the 1984 movie Blade Runner.
A conversation with a bot that doesn’t know it’s a bot
A calico cat getting skritches
A middle aged man is a blue Henley sweater in an emergency room waiting area. It is not a hopeful place.
A pentagram with Media, Experiences, Art, Tools, and bodY Stuff written in the spaces between the points. In the middle, the acronym MEATY appears in all caps.
An unlit and undecorated Christmas tree. It’s festive.
A calico sitting regally on a cat step. It’s an artistic space.
Biden, in a dark suits, play-bites the leg of an oblivious infant. The infant wears a homemade Halloween chicken costume with yellow rubber gloves for feets. The infant is held by its mother.
Me, standing in front of a large tree, with a Georgia voting sticker on my shirt.
A less blurry picture of the aforementioned bug
A blurry picture of an oblong bug on a white ceiling
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #1,289,224, Edward Lineberry ‪@elineberry.bsky.social‬, joined on Sep 30, 2023"
A box of Guinness macaroni and cheese, on sale.
A couple selfie
Mark Hamill, who portrayed one of Anakin's children in Star Wars, speaks from a blurry room. He's wearing layers of black.
Another white guy is a basement. Menacing black painting on the wall behind him. The lighting is uneven and there's a tray ceiling.
Actor Joseph Gordon Levitt speaking from his garage. There's an arcade machine against the left wall. Joseph is wearing a gray t-shirt.
Actor Sean Austin talks to the camera from his home. He's wearing a backwards, white Nike hat, a gray shirt, and black glasses. His home is nicely decorated.
Senator Gary Peters speaks from a soulless office. A cityscape photograph is on the wall behind him. He's dressed like a businessman from the 80s: gray jacket, light blue shirt, dark blue tie, a gold lapel pin.
Paul Scheer speaks to the camera from a blurry room. He has corded ear buds and a prominent gap tooth.
A white governor speaks from his porch. He's wearing a blue blazer and white button down shirt.
J B Pritzker speaks from his home. The decor is not the best. Gold curtains and burgundy Lovolor blinds.
Union guy. Didn't catch his name.
Mitch Landrieu speaks from his tastefully decorated home in New Orleans.
Bradley Whitford speaking from what has to be a hotel room, black out curtains on the window, a lamp with a black shade over his shoulder. He has white hair, white beard, a black shirt, and black-rimmed glasses.
The host for the zoom call talked to the camera in front of either a zoom background or an actual blurry rumpus room. He has dark-rimmed glasses, a bear, and a top know. His button down shirt is dark blue and looks kind of expensive.
Josh Grobin, speaking in front of a blurry Zoom background. He has clear, plastic rimmed glasses, and a beard.
Jeff Bridges, notable for portraying The Dude in the Big Lebowski, speaks to the camera from what appears to be Jeffrey Lebowski's garage.
A conversation with Rufus who urges us to seize the means of production.
A chat with Rufus, Amazon’s AI assistant in which it dunks on Bezos.
Black and white photo of a group of women serving pagan looks.
A crow with his collection of baubles hanging from a round, flat hat.
Parisian sunset
OP gets an inauspicious job recommendation: fortune teller
A cat huddled within the crook of a body pillow, only head and ears visible.
A laptop screen with vertical glitch lines on the right side of the screen
Some third-rate product manager has decided that Facebook notifications contain as little information as possible when you haven’t opened one in a while. The full text of the notification from Facebook reads “You have a new notification.”
A cocktail recipe for All I Want for Christmas is Booze with a photo of Mariah Carey. It’s basically a Long Island Iced Tea with cranberry juice instead of Coke.
A conversation with ChatGPT in which the LLM chooses the name Lexa for itself.
Ed and Jenn in picnic chairs with a black balloon lurking ominously in the background.