Eliot McKinley

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Soccer nerdery at American Soccer Analysis and (occasionally) Massive Report. Throw-in aficionado. he/him eliotmckinley.com

Silwa says we need to check the balls
tire gage with "Obama's Energy Plan" written on it
No lice at D&D camp!
lice treatment options
Head lice reported at D&D camp
Poch + cops
c. 1995 NCAA blast
Bayesian Messi penalties
Frankie Hejduk on top of a truck with a beer
Miss Cucho
100% deserved win
Nashville Zoo Says NO to Proposed Data Center As a Nashville Zoo member, you play an important role in helping us protect the animals and habitats in our care. A proposed 69,000-square-foot data center is planned for property directly adjacent to the Zoo. While developers claim the facility will have no impact, no environmental studies or impact assessments have been conducted to evaluate potential effects on our animals, visitors, staff, or the surrounding community. Data centers consume enormous amounts of electricity and water; straining power grids, depleting natural resources, and damaging our watershed. With nothing more than the word of a profit-seeking developer, how are we to know this new data center will not lead to irreversible damage to the animals we exist to protect? We cannot afford to find out years from now how this facility has negatively impacted our 1.4 million visitors, our local community, or the 3,000 animals entrusting us with their care. We are calling on the Nashville community to join us in our fight to stop this data center from being built, now. Please sign our petition and say yes to the Zoo by saying no to the new data center. Express your concern and help us protect our vulnerable animals and the environment we call home.
Of course it has to be Bazil 1970
How?
Totally exonerated
Licking rats is back in the menu, boys
$7.52 Nashville SC ticket
PACE AND POWER: REMOVING UNCONSCIOUS BIAS FROM SOCCER BROADCASTS Gregory, Sam† (1, 2); Pleuler, Devin (3), Daly-Grafstein, Daniel (4), Liu, Yang (5), Marchwica, Paul (5) (1) Victoria University, Melbourne, AUS; (2) Inter Miami CF, Miami, FL; (3) Toronto FC, Toronto, CAN; (4) University of British Columbia, Vancouver, CAN (3), Sportlogiq, Montreal, CAN (5) † E-mail: gregoryd.sam@gmail.com This research challenges common stereotypes in professional soccer based on race and gender by employing computer vision based match recreations. Using player location and body pose information we recreate match broadcasts with player skeletons so that the viewer can analyze a match without any visual information about the players’ race or gender. We ask a series of questions about a video segment involving teams of different racial backgrounds and video segments from a men’s game and a women’s game. We use the broadcast recreations as a control group and show a second group the original broadcasts. We find that when viewers are able to identify player race they are much more likely to attribute athletic or physical characteristics to black players. We also find evidence that when viewers can tell they are watching a women’s game they may identify it as of a lower quality than when they are watching the recreation.
Good lucky scatter plot for MLS 2026; SKC is atrocious, Vancouver is incredible
ICE caused a u-12 soccer game to be cancelled because families were justifiably afraid of the secret police
Screenshot showing Greg Casar voted to allow the Columbus Crew move to Austin. via https://www.houstonpublicmedia.org/articles/news/2018/08/15/300244/austin-city-council-votes-to-move-forward-with-major-league-soccer-stadium/
Schematic of MRI knee coil
It’s Courtois time
ha mls over time
home advantage in MLS over time
rolling points per game shows home advantage is back to normal in 2026
Rolling 30 game home advantage for MLS all time
Rolling 30 game home advantage showing that the 2026 season is an outlier to begin a season.
Atlanta United could get worse
Bar plot of returning minutes for the MLS 2016 season
Truck with a "Fuck Andy Beshear" decal on the back window
Zohran: Just take a look at this graph
A big ass truck
MLS returning minutes bar graph
Seattle fixed
Returning minutes don't matter
Returning mins 2026
Treepocalypse on Music Row
Injustice
Mamadou Billo Diop g+ wheel showing +0.07 receiving in 2025 for a guy who just turned 19. Not bad.
Colorado selects Colorado player
Big ass truck, small kid
Pipa playing for DC United, wtf?
Campaign sign encouraging a vote for Jon Thorp vs Evil and Lesser Evil
Say it ain’t so, Wilfried
"shot" by Teenage Hadebe
Not a lollipop
cheap-o tix
Queen city frauds
THE END IS NIGH
xPts per game v Pts-xPts per game for the 2025 MLS season. FC Cincy is too lucky
Screenshot of Tennessean.com with Nashville's Open Cup victory as the main headline
Stats bad