Elise Fernbank

@eliseianfields.bsky.social

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Editor & Writer Memoirs & Fiction Writing a spicy mystery novel set on a remote private island in the PNW in 1972 Vancouver Island is home They/them

Zelda the red corgi has her head and paws poking out of a box with her short legs making her paws fall behind her jaw
A petite corgi in a pink harness smelling Camas flowers and buttercup beside a trail. To be honest, she's not smelling the flowers; she's smelling dog peepee
Elise is a mid 30s femme(ish) non-binary person wearing a light denim boiler suit over a black turolense neck holding a small green mug. Their hair is shoulder length and frizzy light brown and their nails are painted a deep maroon. They are sitting on a deck in the sun with a small bit of pumpkin visible just behind them.
Zelda, a fawn corgi in a pink vest, smiles with her tongue out on David, a white person in a blue raincoat, ballcap, and glasses' lap.
And image of spongebob with a cowboy hat, bloodshot eyes, and a horrified expression. Text reads My kids when I refer to our female dog as a b1tc6
Elise smiles with their bluelight blocking glasses on and a fleetwood mac poster and Marika Swan print in the background.
A ring tail sitting on a mossy branch. The ring tail looks like a cross between a racoon and a squirrel. Cute, masked face, upright ears, brown and black toned body, white and black striped tail, about the size of a squirrel with a long body (tail is longer than body).
Zelda the sable corgi sits at the edge of her donut bed with a chewy stick looking GORGEOUS
Rizzo from Grease giving major side eye in a makeup compact
Close up of Zelda the sable corgi dozing in her new, yellow beige dog bed
Screenshot of the weekly weather forecast in San Juan del Rio current temp 22 degrees and the forecast for the week has highs around 30 degrees and lows around 12.
View of a rail track and unpaved street with junk cars in the distance including a blooming jacaranda
Group of Mexicans drinking pop and chatting outside a papeleria
A tri corgi and a sable corgi stuff each other with their ears fully erect
A jacaranda tree covered in purple blossoms
Zelda the sale corgi sit on a path grinning
Zelda the sable corgi sits on the stairs in front of a rubber tree in a ceramic pot. She is looking up longingly
Mexican band playing on a stage
A menacing capybara looks directly into the camera with a green background and text reading me, preparing to go to war for my bs country I think is fake
Zelda the sable corgi wears a bright pink vest as she stands smiling outside a row of modern cement houses
Two dahlia sprouts in bare soil
Elise holds a ripe like that fills their hand with a lime tree in the background
Image of a map of the gulf of Mexico with the title gulf of C.U.M. (Cuba, USA, Mexico)
Zelda the sable corgi picking her head out from under the Bannister of the stairs looking dramatic and mournful
A cropped still of a YouTube video. Steve Perry has dark, shoulder length hair with curtain bands. He is wearing a yellow blouse and holding the mic to his mouth. The title of the video reads "Journey - Don't stop believin (Live 1981: Escape Tour)
A tri corgi with a merle eye smells some flowers. A message reads (in Spanish) happy saint valentines Zelda with affection, Ragnar
Zelda the sable corgi chews a brown dental stick
Zelda the sable corgi pokes her head out from under a black chair with a woeful (or should we say begging) expression
An overexposed sunny picture of a pink geranium with te de milpa or spanish needle blooming above. Te de milpa is in the aster family and has small yellow flowers. To the right is Elise's grey barrel used for making compost
Elise holds a small, pink, repurpused milk box with a tiny sprout.
Zelda the sable corgi lays curled up on her back with her silly little paws up. She is curled neatly inside her donut bed.
Close up of a tiny white sprout in a reused milk container full of dirt under a pinkish glow
Zelda the sable corgi has a Santa hat on and a woeful expression with maximum ear stretch. A child just off camera is giving her cheeck scratches.
Zelda the sable corgi lays on the ground basically melted with her little paws behind her ears and her eyes screwed shut
Zelda, a sable corgi, lays in a brown donut bed facing away from the camera but looking over her shoulder with a dreary expression.
Zelda the sable corgi lays on a ceramic floor looking upbat the camera with a bit of side eye and alert ears.
A petite sable corgi named Zelda looks up at the camera with her ears pinned back. The look in her eyes is half longing half noble dignity.
An image of a newspaper. The headline at the centre reads "B.C. woman on the lam in $60,000 Meat scam arrested in Ontario" the article goes on to explain that this woman allegedly charged people for large meat orders she had no intention of fulfilling.
Zelda, a petite sable corgi, sits on a beige ceramic floor and stares intently at the camera with both ears relaxed and sticking straight out to the side.
A reflection in a metallic stove shows Elise, a non-binary human with shoulder length brown hair and striped pijamas, kneeling down while Zelda the sable corgi is up on her hind legs with her head nestled on Elise's shoulder
A tall person wearing a red, puffy costume and a very large paper mache devil mask stands on a stone street. The devil is dancing and holding a large been. There are people mingling about behind the devil including a creepy clown with one mask lifted up to reveal another mask underneath.
Elise is standing halfway up the massive, gnarly trunk of a River Cipress tree with their daughter just above them. The tree grips with it's many roots along the edge of a river Bank.
Elise holds their corgi Zelda in their arms and has their face buried in her fur. In the background is a white wall and a picture of the Virgin of Guadalupe.
A purple night sky with emerging stars, a big white gate, a motorbike, and a street light.
A bunch of brown and white sheeps plod down a road as pictured from a car window. In the left side background there is a whitewashed cement wall with a fragment of a political add visible and a large pirule tree. To the right is a lush landscape with a mesquite and a pirule tree.
A water colour and pen drawing of an Indian woman in a green suit carrying a flag that says Solidarity is Our Power UFCW Local 232. There are five people lined up behind her and as they fade into the distance they become a flock of Canadian geese. Behind the group is the Peace Tower and flashes of purple blue yellow and green
A bouquet of cosmos and snap dragons in peach, burgundy, and purple tones. The vase is a peanut butter jar.
Elise, a white non-binary 30 something in a long sleeve swimsuit and shorts, holds Zelda, a red and white juvenile corgi wearing a red life jacket, in their arms while laughing
Zelda, a red and white seven month old corgi, stands up to her tummy in dappled lake water. She is wet and bedraggled but looks majestic and triumphant
A meme: the text at the top reads: ADHD Hack: the image is of a masc person wearing black carharts and boots (it's a stock photo) there is an eggplant emoji over the crotch
Elise is pictured from the back turning to smile in rain gear and a white helmet their bike is extremely loaded with camping gear and their five year old daughter is sitting on the back side saddle flashing a peace sign. The setting is PNW seaside cedar forest campsite.
Gob is performing a card trick on a smokey stage. He holds fans of cards in both hands and has a self-important sneer on his face. He wears black pants and a white dress shirt with only three buttons done up
A close up of Zelda the red and white 6 month old Pembroke Welsh Corgi chewing a pigs ear.
A still of Rick Astley from the Never Gonna Give You Up music video. Rick is a young white man with light brown hair, dark glasses, and a light blue button up shirt. He is standing in front of a chain link fence.
A selfie of Elise smiling they have shoulder length blonde hair, a liberty arts print button up, and a soft pink blazer style cardigan. They have a headset in one ear.
A young red abd white corgi looks at the camera with a serious and majestic expression
A red and white corgi sleeps on a mat that appears to have been nibbled at but her human does not hold it against her.
A red and white corgi sits at a grey picnic table smiling
A screenshot if a meme. Intro text says "happy DILF season" the image is a 30 or 40 something white guy with sandy blonde hair, navy blue polo, dad Jean shorts, high white socks, and chunky white nee balances looking over his left shoulder with large sunglasses on while he barbecues. Text on the meme reads "when the nice weather starts hitting and you break out the sluttiest outfit for the neighborhood ladies"
Two corgi puppies wrestling. Both are red and white. The corgi on top is 14 weeks very small and is looking away. The corgi on the bottom is a bit larger and looking straight at the camera with a long suffering expression.