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Wajahat Ali @WajahatAli · 16h You are not at all concerned that AIPAC is spending more than 40 millions to smear Abdul El-Sayed and Haley Stevens is their preferred candidate who has no objection to Israel's genocide and occupation of Palestinians? Her position is wildly out of synch with a majority of Dems... Neera Tanden🌻 @neeratanden I honestly believe that an organization like AIPAC would spend $50 million to to defeat any candidate campaigning with Hassan Piker after the truly outrageous and disgusting things he has has said about Jews. I am definitely against superpac money. But let’s get real. 8:21 PM · Jul 14, 2026 · 348.2K Views
RT @RT_com First look at Charlie Kirk Monument — set to be unveiled in Times Square on September 10 The piece was handcrafted by renowned Italian sculptor Sergio Furnari with video of the sculpture https://x.com/RT_com/status/2076972427909976315
Edward-Isaac Dovere @IsaacDovere NEW: Jewish progressives warn about American antisemitism under the guise of criticism of Israel “I don’t see this as a right or left issue. I see this as the unmasking of American antisemitism under the guise of criticism of Israel.” - @NoahArbit . From cnn.com 9:04 AM · Jul 7, 2026 · 55.6K Views
Eli Lake @EliLake The DSA is using the Democratic Party for ballot access. Maybe it’s time to stop letting them on the ballot. 10:09 PM · Jul 2, 2026 · 426.7K Views
top part of 92stY page for its Portnoy celebration: Home / Events / Dave Portnoy in Conversation with Erika Ayers Badan: Cancel Me If You Can RECANATI-KAPLAN TALKS https://www.92ny.org/event/dave-portnoy COLLECTIVE BY 92NY Dave Portnoy in Conversation with Erika Ayers Badan: Cancel Me If You Can SI Share (7 Add to Calendar F OVERVIEW Overview Bios About Your Visit DAVE PORTNOY Dave Portnoy didn't set out to be a political lightning rod - but love him or hate him, he's here to stay. Join the Barstool Sports founder for the unfiltered story of how he created a media empire.
Acyn @Acyn Watters: You might run against Mamdani? Portnoy: I would love to run against-if I was going to run, it would be here. Can I win here? I have no idea. I've done a lot of good in NYC, _whether it was the Barstool Fund or pizza places_, so it wasn't for show. I've had a real job. I've done real things, unlike these clown politicians who have never had a job and have never been in the real world for a day 0:57 IS PORTNOY FOR PRESIDENT? TEXT JESSE @ (929) 286-7479 8:37 PM • Jun 29, 2026 • 8.6M Views
The Lead CNN y @TheLeadCNN C Rep. Dan Goldman tells @jaketapper many American Jews are living in fear because antisemitism is 'becoming normalized' in the US Embedded video, Goldman talking to Tapper, chyron: CNN EXCLUSIVE NY REP. DAN GOLDMAN ON HIS ELECTION LOSS, MAYOR MAMDANI. THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY AND GROWING ANTISEMITISM IN THE U.S. CNN THE LEAD 7:24 PM • Jun 30, 2026 • 225.2K Views
Ben Shapiro @benshapiro The Supreme Court's ruling on birthright citizenship is a legal abomination. But it's just more evidence that Congress and multiple presidents, in abdicating their duty on immigration for decades, have screwed America irredeemably. We're going live now: youtube.com LIVE: Ben Breaks Down SCOTUS on Birthright Citizenship Ben Shapiro analyzes this morning’s SCOTUS decisions on birthright ... 11:31 AM · Jun 30, 2026 · 800.4K Views
The Elon effect SpaceX’s business model includes rockets, internet service and AI. But many investors are also buying something else: Elon Musk. The entrepreneur has one of the most devoted followings in corporate America, with investors willing to pay more because they believe in the person running the company as much – or more – than the business itself.
Centrist Democrats Rebuke Party's Left Wing: We Are Capitalist, Not Socialist' Following high-profile primary victories by democratic socialists, some moderate Democrats are advocating a different course, highlighting tensions in the party.
Jason Beeferman @JasonBeeferman · 6h GOP gubernatorial candidate Bruce Blakeman said last night that @BradLander , who is Jewish, "would be a camp guard in the concentration camp if he could" Jason Beeferman @JasonBeeferman · 6h Blakeman releases a statement doubling down on the comments: "Maybe camp guard was too strong, but certainly collaborator," he says Jason Beeferman @JasonBeeferman Now Lander responds to the comment: “We named our son after Marek Edelman, a leader of the Warsaw ghetto uprising. That’s how seriously I take the legacy of Jews who fought Nazis. I don’t know where Bruce Blakeman went to Hebrew school, but I was taught that ‘Never Again!’ means never again to anyone. Standing up for Palestinian human rights doesn’t make me any less proud to be Jewish, or any less serious about fighting antisemitism. New Yorkers, including Jewish New Yorkers, will resoundingly reject Blakeman’s far-right MAGA bigotry this November.” 3:25 PM · Jun 25, 2026 · 9,449 Views
Peter Savodnik @petersavodnik It doesn't matter whether Mamdani has "plenty of Jewish top staffers." His relationship with Jews is conditional: I like Jews if they reject this core part of their Jewishness. Many Jews, especially younger ones, are happy to rescind the Jewish connection to Israel, to pretend Israel is a recent "Zionist project" or settler-colonial concoction. That's easier. That's how you fit in, get ahead, signal to the world that you're a good Jew. The question is: Why must Jews prove to the world that they're a good Jew? Why must they rescind this core part of their Jewishness? We're not talking about a policy, or a government or prime minister, or even a war. We're talking about the very idea of a Jewish homeland. Note that the DSA people don't call themselves anti-Netanyahu (although they're definitely anti-Netanyahu). They call themselves anti-Zionist. They oppose the very idea of a Jewish homeland. As does Zohran Mamdani. As do all the Jews he has so graciously made room for. That's not tolerance or inclusion. It's certainly not in keeping with the great pluralism that defines New York. That's a double standard. That's antisemitism. Quote Carl @HistoryBoomer · Jun 24 This is the wrong story. We are not facing an anti-Jewish pogrom in NYC. My Jewish friends mostly voted for the socialists. Darializa Chevalier is bad because she embraces socialist economics, is anti-prison, and anti-policing. She's a godsend to
OPINION GUEST ESSAY James Carville: It's Time for a Daring Political Maneuver, Democrats Feb. 25, 2025
David M Friedman @DavidM_Friedman Brad Lander made a simple calculation. He could betray the Jewish people, slander the State of Israel, and embrace radical Islam, and thereby pick up enough votes to enter Congress. The math was correct, the morality despicable. 12:07 PM · Jun 24, 2026 · 31.1K Views
Speaker Mike Johnson & E @SpeakerJohnson G There are MINI MAMDANIs popping up all around the country. It is a dangerous thing - this is NOT a joke. We are in a fight RIGHT NOW to save the Republic and EVERY AMERICAN needs to take this seriously. 11:52 AM • Jun 24, 2026 • 256.2K Views
Michael A. Cohen (NOT TRUMP'S FORMER FIX... 0 G elstro, @speechboy71 This is a genuinely scary night for New York City Jews. 9:50 PM • Jun 23, 2026 • 2.5M Views
Michael A. Cohen (NOT TRUMP'S FORMER FIX... & G @speechboy71 Tikun Olam Jews ... and a daily reminder of the decades-long failure of Jewish communal institutions to foster a strong sense of Jewish identity (though in an environment virtually free of open anti-Semitism, it was always going to be a herculean effort) x.com/JewishWonk/sta.. €. Alex hull (a lIuTa @Jewishwonk -2h This is a difficult thing for outsiders to grasp, but the Jews involved in this leftist faction are mostly secular, assimilated, and actively hostile to Jewish communal life. Like socialist movements of the past, they are accepted while .. 11:39 AM • Jun 24. 2026 • 1.578 Views
Sohrab Ahmari 🇺🇸 @SohrabAhmari · 4h How do people who say stuff like this process the fact that the Mamdani sweep was often spearheaded by young Jewish staffers — and supported by many young Jews at the rank-and-file level? Bethany S. Mandel @bethanyshondark Kapos.
Shabbos Kestenbaum @Shabbosk To my fellow Jewish Democrats: Have some self respect. Leave. I admitted I was wrong and feel so much better as a result. Don't stay in a party with people who hate you. This is a party full of *explicitly* anti-American, Islamic communists. 11:24 PM • Jun 23, 2026 • 120.9K Views
Meghan McCain & @MeghanMcCain Subscribe To my beautiful Jewish friends in America. We love you. You are not alone. We are just as freaked out as you are and see with clear eyes exactly what is happening. 11:51 PM • Jun 23, 2026 • 1M Views
Dan Senor @dansenor And @NYCMayor was given an opportunity to dial it back today in response to a question, but he instead read from prepared text to double down. This, combined with how he read from a teleprompter for his “monsters” speech, reminds that his line of attack and the specific language chosen was all very deliberate. None of these comments are a result of him being sloppy while winging it. Wake up folks…this is a concerted campaign. Quote Rep Josh Gottheimer @RepJoshG · Jun 21 “Monsters.” “Dark money.” A hidden hand “turning us against one another.” Swap “AIPAC” for “Jews” and it’s the oldest antisemitic conspiracy theory in the books. That’s not criticizing a lobby. That’s laundering antisemitism from your podium as Mayor of a city with more than a x.com/henmazzig/stat… 7:21 PM · Jun 22, 2026 · 17.8K Views
Mark Treyger 🍎 @MarkTreyger718 The nature of this outrageous social media post leaves serious questions about the business’s practices that warrant a thorough review under City and State human rights law. Turning a cup of coffee into a Jewish identity litmus test is an affront to the law, our values, and every New Yorker who rejects discrimination. embedded is this: https://x.com/heatherfordham_/status/2069079287676666157
Rapid Response 47 0 9 RESPONT: @RapidResponse47 The only humiliation here is Batya desperately begging for an additional brain cell because her failing TV is show is even more irrelevant than the likes of Kaitlan Collins and Fake Tapper. Only a moron of her caliber could still doubt President Trump's leadership. (© Batya Ungar-Sargon © @bungarsargon • Jun 18 VP JD Vance just brought the US to its knees with a humiliating deal weeks before our 250th birthday and he has the audacity to blame ... Israel! …. for the terrible situation we're in. We're watching the Tucker Carlsonifcation of our Vice President in real time. BREAKING NEWS NEWS RAN DEAL SPARKS BACKLASH IN ISRAEL 1:05 TION 12:41 PM • Jun 19. 2026 • 1M Views https://x.com/RapidResponse47/status/2068011391353606146
Jonah Platt & @JonahPlatt X.com To be an anti-Israel Jew, you must, by default, be uneducated about what Jews are, what Israel means to Jews, and the reality of life on the ground in Israel. Anyone of any background who is genuinely educated in those three areas cannot possibly be anti-Israel. Just calling a spade a spade. Last edited 8:57 AM • 6/18/26 • 581K Views
@itamarbengvir O Auto-translated by Grok Show original < For every tear of an Israeli mother, a thousand Lebanese mothers must weep. All of Lebanon must burn! With all due respect to the Americans, Israel must make it clear to the entire world that the blood of our sons and the security of our citizens are not forfeit. All of Lebanon must burn. Our supreme duty is to protect the citizens of Israel and the soldiers of the IDF, and this commitment takes precedence over every other consideration. I told the Prime Minister, even in our private meetings: For every tear of an Israeli mother, a thousand Lebanese mothers must weep. Enough with the ping-pong. In the Middle East, you don't win with measured responses and restraint—you need to go berserk. To obliterate. To crush the terror. Rate this translation: m 9 3:02 AM • 6/19/26 • 9.4M Views
same screenshot as in OP but frozen on Goldman's smarm
Jacob N. Kornbluh @jacobkornbluh Goldman on AIPAC: “I am endorsed by AIPAC, but I'm also endorsed by J Street…. anybody who understands these organizations knows that to be endorsed by both of them you have to be independent and think about it independently.” #NY10 with embedded video
Israel ישראל @Israel Your bagels are Jewish And they are delicious But don't forget about hummus by the seaside Israel in five 7:00 AM · Jun 14, 2026 · 3.5M Views
JOKES: During the Jewish journalism awards ceremony at the American Jewish Press Association's (AJPA) annual conference last week, Ami Eden, the CEO and executive editor of the nonprofit that owns the JTA, delivered a comedy routine that included an extended riff on a Gazan journalist's testimony to New York Times opinion columnist Nicholas Kristoff that he was raped by a dog while in Israeli detention in 2024. "Everyone is saying, "How could the Times publish such a crazy claim? You don't have to be a dog expert to know that it isn't even possible, '» Eden said "The awkward part is that deep down, each and every one of those people is thinking the same thing:' "But if anyone could figure out how to get a dog to do that, it would be the Israelis. »» Later, Eden joked that if the
DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm Elon Musk has become the first trillionaire in history. https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/2065464043289161887
Published Oct. 20, 2024 Updated Oct. 21, 2024 Leer en español阅读简体中文版閱讀繁體中文版 Elon Musk’s influence over the federal government is extraordinary, and extraordinarily lucrative. Mr. Musk’s rocket company, SpaceX, effectively dictates NASA’s rocket launch schedule. The Defense Department relies on him to get most of its satellites to orbit. His companies were promised $3 billion across nearly 100 different contracts last year with 17 federal agencies.
According to Axios, Ellison couldn’t be more pleased with Weiss’ performance thus far. “The Paramount brass loves Bari Weiss,” a source told the news site. “She has the full confidence of David Ellison, who believes Bari has done a fantastic job as editor-in-chief.”
ProPublica could find no evidence that the executives are real people or that the storage terminals actually exist. The phone numbers on the website are also currently listed online as the contacts for a Houston baklava caterer, a Dallas-area taxi service and an OB-GYN office. The numbers are dead.
Dylan Byers& @DylanByers #SCOOP: Scott Pelley had a meeting with CBS News leadership at 5pm ET to discuss a path forward after his protest in 60 Minutes all-hands. The two sides did not find common ground and it now seems likely he will either resign or be fired, though neither has happened yet. More to come... @PuckNews 6:07 PM • Jun 2, 2026 • 269.4K Views
Black Forest Labs said Mr. Scorsese, a 16- time Academy Award nominee who won best director for "The Departed" in 2007, had _signed on last year as a partner and an adviser_.
Former US Ambassador to Israel Dan Shapiro: Dan Shapiro @DanielBShapiro Smotrich was not invited to the Israel Day Parade in New York. He crashed it. He should have stayed away. His extremist views do harm to the US-Israel relationship. 9:41 PM · Jun 1, 2026 · 17.4K Views
When Mayor Mamdani took office this past January, he did so, not as a seasoned public servant but as an adept activist who situated anti-Israel dogma at the center of his social media feed and his political narrative. In his appointments, statements and now his policies, he has labored to launder and legitimize antisemitism. It's why he elevates _the very few, extreme elements of the Jewish community_ with whom he agrees in order to point to "Jewish support.
Daniel Rosenthal, VP of Govt Relations, UJAFedNY: See new posts Conversation Daniel Rosenthal @DanRosenthalNYC Give us a break. There were over 50K-plus people marching in the parade and tens of thousands of spectators. Most NY Jews find Smotrich views repugnant. We all know the Mayor’s core objection is Israel’s existence as a Jewish state - not its current government. Shame on you. Quote Patrick Gaspard @patrickgaspard · 17h I’m proud that my Mayor doesn’t parade around with people like Smotrich who has called for and acted on the ethnic cleansing of Palestinians. x.com/haaretzcom/sta… https://x.com/DanRosenthalNYC/status/2061273961288139258
Haaretz.com @haaretzcom Israel Day Parade in NYC: Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, far-right Israeli Finance Minister Bezalel Smotrich and other far-right Israeli lawmakers and American politicians march on Fifth Avenue NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani decided to skip the event | @Etanetan23 Video: Liri Agami https://x.com/haaretzcom/status/2061158092276953355
White nationalists and neo-Nazis joined forces with Zionists (including some saying they were Israelis) to attack UCLA's Palestine Solidarity Encampment, whose residents included a large number of Jewish students. The assailants were not affiliated with the university. One neo-Nazi was heard shouting, "we're here to finish what Hitler started," without any apparent protest from the self- identified Zionists. At least one person present has been identified as an associate of the Proud Boys. Using metal pipes, wooden planks, fists, knives, bricks, noise, chemical weapons, and incendiary fireworks, the mob sent at least twenty-five students to the hospital for broken bones, head trauma, and severe lacerations, while police stood by and watched for hours, electing to neither detain nor interrogate the perpetrators. No arrests took place that night. The following day, only students and faculty defending the 1 encampment were arrested.
Farnaz Fassihi @farnazfassihi BIG SCOOP: US-Israel goal was to install former President Ahmadinejad as Iran's leader (aka Delcy) An Israeli strike designed to free him from house arrest was part of an effort to bring about regime change and put him in power. w/ @MarkMazzettiNYT @julianbarnes @ronenbergman https://x.com/farnazfassihi/status/2056887300676579336 Article via gift link: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/19/us/politics/iran-israel-us-leader-ahmadinejad.html?unlocked_article_code=1.jlA.SvXp._dEmS6qojvL7&smid=tw-share
David Frum @davidfrum The verse Lander recited was an Arabic-language denunciation of the Christian doctrine of the divinity of Jesus Christ. Jewish candidates for office normally show more respect for the majority faith in this country. Embedded is a MEMRI clip of Brad Lander reciting an anodyne "God is One" prayer in Arabic, complete with the word "echad" which is also in the Shema. https://x.com/davidfrum/status/2057485440362410180
Aviva Klompas @AvivaKlompas Ben Gvir is a national embarrassment. Time and again, he’s behaved recklessly, inflamed tensions, and disgraced the State of Israel. He does not reflect the values of most Israelis. Fire him. 2:43 AM · May 21, 2026 · 42.9K Views
Ambassador Yechiel (Michael) Leiter @yechielleiter I condemn in the strongest terms Minister Mai Golan’s verbal attack on MK Gilad Kariv and on Reform Judaism in general. As an Orthodox Jew and as Israel’s representative to the United States I find her words disgusting and reprehensible, worthy of excoriation and rebuke. Theological, political, and ideological differences are fine, even necessary for a healthy people. But there is a line that cannot be crossed, it is a line that divides debate from hate and separates altruism from populism. Too many are crossing the line. Mai Golan’s statement is one of them. I will visit with leaders of the Reform movement soon, in person, to apologize on Israel’s behalf. 11:10 AM · May 21, 2026 · 69.4K Views
Ambassador Yechiel (Michael) Leiter @yechielleiter As @IsraeliPM Netanyahu and FM @gidonsaar have made clear, Itamar Ben Gvir’s reckless grandstanding is not representative of government policy. I am Israel’s top diplomat in the U.S., at the heart of our most important alliance. Ben Gvir’s antics take a sledgehammer to our diplomatic efforts while Israel’s enemies gleefully jump on every unfortunate nonsense to discredit and demonize. The provocateurs of the Flotilla charade were properly detained in accordance with international law and will be deported to their home countries. End of story. 10:41 AM · May 20, 2026 · 43.5K Views https://x.com/yechielleiter/status/2057109414323146853
After the Jew the most evil creature in this world is the woman. This is because after Jews women tend to cause all the problems in the world, they do this in the way similar to centrists and just blatant sheep minded people in the way they are complacent and easy to sway while still having far more control then they should from the foolishness of the men who bend the knee and worship them. To women, men are nothing but accessories similar to that of a purse or piece of clothing. They all crave a man that is way out of their league usually in every single way because of their feeling that they “deserve” it. They’ll want a six foot tall man because they want to feel like a small cute little girl, if they still don’t feel that way when wearing heels then in their eyes the man “isn’t enough” they’re always looking for the next better thing as if their partner who is a literal human is just the newest iPhone or trendy item. “Height difference I deserve! Height difference I deserve! Height difference I deserve!” You deserve nothing. Being short, especially now more than ever is nothing short but a torturous humiliation ritual. As someone who’s been short my whole life trust me I know from experience and they’ve never let me forget it. If you’re a man and you are below that magic six foot height you’ll be treated as a lesser, if they even acknowledge you at all that is. You’ll be made a laughing stock who is treated like as if you were a child or a pet with the way they talk down to you. If you’re confident and tall you’re just confident, if you’re the exact same but short, then you have that “short guy ego”, one of many terms they’ve bestowed upon us to further ridicule us just for our height. If you’re short like me they’ll never see you as human, plain and simple. They pretend to be the supposed
Jacob N. Kornbluh @jacobkornbluh Hikind tells me he was told that photographers from the New York Post planned to photograph Jewish leaders as they enter Mamdani's Jewish Heritage event tonight, and that activists intend to circulate the images on social media to shame participants. embedded: https://forward.com/news/825715/zohran-mamdani-nakba-israel-jews/
He did two major things as head of the ADL: He fused Jewish identity, and the morality of the fight against antisemitism, with Israel’s interests. And he made himself a pope-like figure of the Jews, our official leader, demanding political and cultural homages and headline coverage. As he said, “I don’t represent, I lead.” Was that a quote he gave to you? JNK: It was. The exact quote was: “I don’t sit and poll my constituency. Part of Jewish leadership is leadership. We lead.” EV: Plus, there was Foxman’s public corruption and abuse of power, as seen in the Marc Rich scandal, which happened in the years preceding my start to drawing cartoons. [Ed note: In 2000, Foxman lobbied for a pardon for the fugitive financier Marc Rich after Rich gave a $100,000 donation to the ADL.] And he also lobbied against a congressional resolution acknowledging the Armenian genocide. The combination of these factors—fusing antisemitism with anti-Zionism, the orchestration of public humiliation spectacles, and naked corruption—created a playbook his successor followed.
Sen. Rand Paul’s son sorry after drunken tirade against ‘gays and the Jews’ — will seek ‘help for drinking problem’ By Josh Christenson Published May 13, 2026, 2:53 p.m. ET
60 Minutes journalist decries ‘spread of corporate meddling and editorial fear’ at CBS News Sharyn Alfonsi, whose report on Cecot prison was pulled by Bari Weiss, admits uncertainty over her future at network