Elizabeth Bailey

@elizabethbailey.bsky.social

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Trial Lawyer. Tweets (and typos) mine/not legal advice! Certified to operate a forklift, but pretty terrible at it. Follows/reskeets are not endorsements.

Bomb egg sandwich on foccia
A red evening sun obscured eerily by the wildfire smoke in the air
White tee with pbs logo in the lower right and “viewers like me” repeated seven times down in a column reminiscent of plastic bag designs
Screen shot from the inquirer Lenny Dykstra is trying to rebuild his life at 63. He says it starts with finding 'the best teammate ever? After his latest transgression, the former Phillies star found support from a pastor and his church in Scranton. He says it's a new beginning. "It's up to me to go forward and get better," he says.
An outline of Pennsylvania with a smirking paint-style face with a caption that says “it appears that my superiority has led to some controversy.” The city of Pittsburgh has text that says “not you” Over it, for Philadelphia reasons
Two skeets back to back talking about Cole Hamels being attractive
A photo of a grocery store security robot with googly eyes named Marty next to the Oreo aisle
A woman at the eagles game in a white puffer coat raising her hands in disgust and disbelief over something stupid involving Philadelphia athletes
A PowerPoint slide that says "If we are wise, let us prepare for the worst" -George Washington, 1782
A screen shot of a skeet by me Welcome to the eagles offensive coordinator position, Mike Tomlin.
Cover of the audio book “if anyone builds it, everyone dies” by Eliezer yudkowsky and Nate soares
“We’re all trying to find the guy who did this” Meme
Temple Hospital Med Mal Case Settles for 'Modest Fraction' of Initial $45 Million Verdict “It is a good day for the courts in Philadelphia,” said John Ryan, Temple Hospital's general counsel. “And for Philadelphia hospitals and doctors.”
Bill the butcher from gangs of New York with a speech bubble at the bottom
Dean Blandino screen with a quote where he said “I am done with tush push. It’s a hard play to officiate.”
An old lab who’s still got it jumping in the pool
Boats at a slip in a Maine harbor before sunset
Two catbirds at a feeder clearly arguing with one another
A google trends chart showing searches for the “United States court of international trade” sky rocketing today
Six yellow labs in various levels of falling asleep with yellow flower collars and orange bandanas at the top of some stairs
Black North American squirrel on a deck being stared at by a dog
A red male cardinal (a king) feeding a tan lady cardinal (his queen) at a birdfeeder, beak to beak with woods in the background.
A bagster (dumpster in a) bag full of pachysandra
LA Times article By Todd Martens Features Columnist Photography by Juliana Yamada April 9, 2025 3 AM PT “Alexis Wood received a notification on her phone. It was an anonymous call from a pay phone. She listened and was momentarily paralyzed. And then she couldn't stop crying.”
A German shepherd mix in an ecollar and on a lot of drugs flummoxed because his ecollar got stuck on a lightweight chair
First page for the amicus brief filed by 504 law firms in support of Perkins Coie.
A back lit red bellied woodpecker hanging on the side of an empty bird feeder
In many ways, this is indeed an exceptional case, and there is a need for careful judicial review. Such judicial review is especially critical when, as here, there are colorable claims that the Executive Branch has violated the law or exercised its otherwise lawful authority in an arbitrary and discriminatory manner. See Marbury v. Madison, 5 U.S. 137, 177 (1803) ("It is emphatically the province and duty of the judicial department to say what the law is."). But the Supreme Court has made clear that the "longstanding" immediate-custodian and district-of- confinement rules apply without regard for whether a case is ""exceptional,' "special,' or 'unusual. Padilla, 542 U.S. at 449-50. And in an exceptional case, it is all the more important
A screen shot from the article It told the BBC that she had been due to do "extensive media" in the UK and internationally and "has been prevented from doing so". At a hearing on Wednesday at the American Arbitration Association - a neutral third party which resolves disputes out of court - Ms Wynn-Williams was told she must refrain from engaging in or "amplifying any further disparaging, crucial or otherwise detrimental comments. All previous disparaging comments "to the extent within her control" must also be retracted, the ruling also said. The book is former New Zealand diplomat Ms Wynn-Williams' account of joining Facebook in 2011 and watching it grow from a "front row seat". Her allegations include that executives had worked "hand in glove" with the Chinese government on potential ways of allowing Beijing to censor and control content in exchange for access to the lucrative market.
Screen shot from law.com Lawsuits Claim Plaintiffs Firms Are ‘Weaponizing’ Mass Arbitration The recent trend of firms filing mass arbitrations has companies resorting to litigation against the firms themselves in order to avoid “inflated” settlements.
A screen shot showing that trump plans to sell the US customs house in Philadelphia.
The third tree trying to ruin my life, broken but stopped on its path of destruction by its neighbor
A downed tree across the road
A broken stump of a huge dead sycamore tree
Dear Chief Judge Pryor, I write to submit a complaint of judicial misconduct against the Honorable M. Casey Rodgers of the United States District Court for the Northern District of Florida. This complaint is submitted pursuant to the Rules for Judicial-Conduct and Judicial-Disability Proceedings and concerns improper statements made by Judge Rodgers during the First Case Management Conference in In re: Depo-Provera (Depot Medroxyprogesterone Acetate) Products Liability Litigation, MDL No. 3140, on February 21, 2025. I. Background During the First Case Management Conference in MDL No. 3140, Judge Rodgers made statements that improperly suggested that sex would be a relevant factor in selecting leadership counsel for the multidistrict litigation. Referring presumably to the fact that the case involves a birth control product and “particularly, in this litigation, because of the Plaintiffs,” Judge Rodgers stated “females need to be adequately represented in your leadership.” Tr. 61, lines 12- 16. This was coupled with a more general and troubling statement about “diversity” that appears on the same page of the transcript. Id. at lines 9-13. This remark reflects an explicit preference for females in the allocation of professional roles and responsibilities. By implying that sex—rather than qualifications, experience, or merit—should influence selection for MDL leadership, Judge Rodgers engaged in conduct that constitutes impermissible bias and judicial misconduct. II. Judge Rodgers’ Conduct is Cognizable Misconduct A. Discrimination on the basis of sex in selecting leadership counsel is judicial misconduct Under Rule 4(a)(3) of the Rules for Judicial-Conduct and Judicial-Disability Proceedings, judicial misconduct includes: “Intentional discrimination on the basis of race, color, sex, gender, gender identity, pregnancy, sexual orientation, religion, national origin, age, or disability.”
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Donation page
Said raccoon wreaking havoc
Video from a bird feeder of a chubby raccoon sitting in a tree ready to wreak havoc
A female northern cardinal with a bright red beak looking gorg
A hero (eagles fan) leaning back saying “go birds” over and over with a Vikings fan in his face for some reason
A puffy mourning dove sitting in a snowy branch with snowflakes on his back
A gray sweat shirt draped over the back of a dining room chair that says go birds in green felt letters
A tuxedo cat lounges in a cat tree watching three mourning doves eating bird seed on a tray outside a large window
Saquon pointing downfield calling for a first down after a green bay penalty
Screen shot from the amicus brief
Plow map from Wichita with the plow truck f. Salt Fitzgerald highlighted
A man in eagles gear flexing after hearing AJ browns pleas and returning the ball for Mckee’s first nfl touchdown pass
A white breasted nut hatch upside down on a bird feeder
Gucci mahjong set $23,000
screen grab of two people sword fighting in a Dennys parking lot
Two bark box advent calendars open on a chest of drawers
A photo of the store front of Sketch Burger in Philadelphia, painted bright pink and lime green with cartoon food drawn on the windows
A bin full of red Livestrong-style bracelets that read "NO CONTACT" A sign on the bin say "desires extreme social distancing and the highest precautions"
Screen grab from my merlin app life list, with a drawn circle around a great horned owl
A chocolate lab begging
Screen grab from video titled “ I sword fight my ex gf in a Denny’s parking lot” posted by Mike the Sword Lesbian
Screen grab of the Discourse feed by @bossett.social
Elon musk tweet featuring a twee cartoon shiba Inu logo for the Department for Government Efficiency
A chocolate lab with a pool noodle in his tail secured by medical tape