Elizabeth Land Quant

@elizabethlquant.bsky.social

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MN Writer, queer, #autistic, wife, mom, #disabled 🐈‍⬛Moss enthusiast 🐈‍⬛Publications in NY Times+ 🐈‍⬛ Repped by Elisa Saphier 🐈‍⬛Co-founder of The Unpopular Publishing Co. 🐈‍⬛Co-creator of autisticaunties.com 🐈‍⬛Cosy mystery F*CK THIS MURDER out now!

Little fluffy dog resting on a couch with her feet crossed
Canva advertisement for F*CK THIS MURDER
Picture of a very fluffy little dog happily snuggling in a blanket
Small boy in a blue shirt resting in a hospital bed
Canva pic of FUCK THIS MURDER with raccoons, Victorian ladies holding hands, bees, and a cute dog!
Picture of Sophie Kinsella, a writer with dark blond hair loosely pulled back and wearing a short sleeved, black and white lacy dress.
Loon -a duck thing with creepy red eyes that likes to make murdery noises very early in the morning
A screenshot of an X post from Megan McCain about wicked being weird/off because of the actresses, with George santos chiming in.
Two little girls sitting on a brick porch lining up Potatoes
Screenshot of an Amazon page showing F*CK THIS MURDER number one in the LGBTQ+Mystery category!
Picture of a dog with a handkerchief tied around her head, posing with the book F*CK THIS MURDER
Brown and white cat snuggled on a green blanket
Graphic of a Canva design for F*CK THIS MURDER
Graphic of good reviews for F*CK THIS MURDER
Graphic of a Canva design for the book F*CK THIS MURDER, including cartoon dogs, cats, and alligators
Graphic of a large rainbow with a pot of gold- in it a book called F*CK THIS MURDER
Three little kids sitting on a couch dressed in Disney costumes
Picture of the Nordland night train story on the calm app
Picture of a book called F*CK THIS MURDER propped up next to a tea cup with an octopus on it. A pool and trees are in the background
Kirkus review for our book F*CK THIS MURDER
A canva poster for the book, including alligator and bee pictures and quotes promoting the book
“What a joy to spend a week in Majestic Springs and with its inhabitants. Signe Land and Elizabeth Land Quant have created a sparkling cozy mystery with humor, plot twists, and convincing portrayals of unconventional characters. All Maggie Livingston wanted was a peaceful grand opening for her new B&B—a little breakfast, a little bed, and zero dead bodies. But solving a murder while managing chronic illness and eccentric guests is no walk by the lake. This book is snarky, inclusive, and this is a cozy mystery turned gloriously unhinged. F*CK THIS MURDER is perfect for fans of small-town mysteries, found-family vibes, and amateur sleuths with a lot of heart. This isn’t your grandmother’s cozy mystery—unless your grandmother swears a lot and solves murders for fun. I love sarcastic sleuths, chaotic queer energy, and cozy mysteries with bite – and this book has that and then some.
Jane Godley holding up a sign get says “TRUMP IS A CUNT” and a police officer is holding up his hand
FUCK THIS MURDER gas everything! 🐕 🐈‍⬛ adorable pets! 🐊 🦇 not so adorable pets! 🔪🌲 murder forest 👯‍♀️ exes who flirt 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 Millennial love! 🍻 Biergarten! 🏔️🏘️ touristy mountain village 🕵️ amateur detective 🤢 food poisoning, 🌱🐝 bees! #neurodiverse #disabled #LGBTQIA #own
FUCK THIS MURDER has everything 🐕 🐈‍⬛ adorable pets! 🐊 🦇 not so adorable pets! 🔪🌲 murder forest 👯‍♀️ exes who flirt 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 Millennial love! 🍻 Biergarten! 🏔️🏘️ touristy mountain village 🕵️ amateur detective 🤢 food poisoning, 🌱🐝 bees!
“Three more corpses and it wasn’t even noon.” -first line from F*CK THIS MURDER.
Young girl in jeans, cowboy boots and a Sesame Street t-shirt standing in a pumpkin and corn garden in the middle of the prairie
Book cover of nothing compares to you
Faun colored boxer dog with an adorable underbite lying on a blue bed.
Picture of a computer screen with 2 women- one woman hanging from a shelf staring at a computer screen, while the other woman is huddled in an old bathrobe. They are working on their computers.
Small black cat on a bookshelf looking down judgingly
A picture of a large lake house and dock in some disrepair
Ad for a crematory
Black and white photo of a woman with curly grey hair lying on the bathroom floor with her computer opened in front of her. Toilet is in the background
A very cute, smiling baby in a Norwegian bunad.
Emojis and a description for the book FUCK THIS MURDER “If Schitt’s Creek and Only Murders in the Building made a baby while Murder She Wrote watched, FUCK THIS MURDER would be it
A series of emojis and details describing the book FUCK THIS MURDER, including bats, Biergartens and bees!!
Texts between my sister and me. Me: Yah. Tornado sirens going off. Cats and I are in basement. 🐈‍⬛🐈🌪️ Signe: keep working. Me: Omg I AM
Two young girls are sitting together on a bean bag.
Movie poster for the Made for Tv movie The Librarian: Quest For The Spear, starring Noah Wyle, who is wearing a dirty white shirt and holding a sword, standing in a room full of ancient treasures.
ET, wearing a fetching plaid, flannel shirt, is embracing Steven Spielburg.
Post from Hilary Clinton (“👀you have got to be kidding me.”) on the leaked war plans by group text.
President Trump signs executive order to begin dismantling the US Department of Education” - text with picture of Trump
Movie poster of Canadian Bacon with John Candy.
Hetty and her husband the robber baron from the show ghost
Tiny black cat with sea green eyes attempts to hide behind a leafy money plant.
Two women in nightgowns (with a cute pig holding a phone. The caption: instaham).
Young woman in a sleeveless black dress and heals, holding a sword. Her face says “don’t mess with me.”
Picture of a lion and two cubs. The lion has the word “me” above her, and the two cubs behind her have have the words “trans kids” and “non binary kids” above them.
“All Federal Funding will STOP for any College, School, or University that allows illegal protests. Agitators will be imprisoned/or permanently sent back to the country from which they came. American students will be permanently expelled or, depending on on the crime, arrested. NO MASKS! Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
A man and a woman are lying in bed. Caption: he did treatments with her.
Short video of a middle aged lady waist deep in lake water, wearing pajamas, pulling a boat. Laughter can be heard.