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Apex predator 🦖 Resident ginger 👩🏻‍🦰 Space nerd 🚀 Nursenary 😷 Spite house 🏠 Aro 💚 She/her 📍 WNBA / NWSL season

Black lab w brown eyes laying on a gray dog bed in the sunshine and looking at the camera. Underneath her is an empty paper towel roll
Small corn plant in front of a background of soybeans in mid day sun
Chuck it fetch medley product showing 3 different balls - orange whistler, glow in the dark, and light blue bouncy
Zoom in of the groundhog and shadow
Child's crayon drawing of a brown groundhog standing on snow with a black shadow behind it. The background is colored in blue and there is a yellow sun in the top left corner
Old man in jeans and suspenders upside down in the air with all extremities extended. A view of a bison from behind in the foreground. Woods in the background
Screenshot from the Airnow app showing AQIs Milwaukee: 600 Ann Arbor: 464 NYC: 96 Punxsutawney: 141
Mom: Happy Happy birthday my dear. On this day 39 years ago I was the happiest 💕 I had ever been ....and still am. You mean all the world to me! I love you.
Insta post by @sincerelyaneldestdaughter on a lime green background that says Therapist: what would it be like to sit with that for a moment, instead of figuring it out Eldest daughters: *derry girls nun 'am I in hell?' meme*
Black cat lounging on a bed with a pink and green plaid comforter in front of a cream and brown striped pillow
Stuffed cheese wedge with a winking face on a keychain
Book except w 'we had each faced down the same Cerberus of loneliness, boredom, and self-doubt, and we had learned that the only solution was to out-walk it' highlighted
Text that says "Have you heard? The first 7,500 fans through the gates at Citi Field will get a Rose Lavelle bobblehead, courtesy of CarMax. The team saw it first...check out their reactions ➡️ https://m.community.com/czfEAQT9ZAGHrezm5"
Man in an Ali Krieger fan club t shirt kissing the head of a smiling pregnant woman in a striped skirt and never lost a tailgate t shirt
Off white baby onesie with labeled drawings of the planets in 3 rows of 3 with earth at the center
Dad: [pic of the baseball field] first row, center field Binks: Don't forget if you catch a ball from the orioles you gotta throw it in the river. Or if Konnor griffin hits a home run then throw it back on the field so he can have his first home run ball
Binks: Cruz might be having the most embarrassing start to a season ever lmao Me: What happened Mom: 37 pitches in the 1st inning...what's up with that.....and who is Lowe. I like him. Me: I thought Skenes was pitching Binks: He did and didn't pitch poorly but defense was terrible
Mom: Watching the pirates is painful....😖
Gray picnic benches on gravel under a blue sky with clouds. A pond, a house with a red roof, and a lake are in the background
Weather app showing severe flood risk warning
Hourly forecast showing temps decreasing from 12 F to 7 F
20+ ft tall gray and white snow pile in a parking lot seen through a car windshield
Tweet by blocked_by_jax that says 'me when the groundhog predicted more winter' above a picture of Mike the situation saying 'yo shut your mouth you dirty little hamster'
Pink tumbler that says 'i ♥️ Dolly' in white on a wood table. Fake green plant leaves and dark green walls in the background
"In this life that sometimes seems to be a vast, ill-defined landscape without signposts, amid all of the vanishing lines and the lost horizons, we hope to find reference points, to draw up some sort of land registry so as to shake the impression that we are navigating by chance. So we forge ties, we try to find stability in chance encounters."
Me: is the honey lemon recipe 1 lemon or 1/2 per mug of water Mom: 1/2 lemon squeezed...and about 1 t honey. Glad you like it Me: I was thinking about like infusing the turmeric in honey ahead of time so it doesn't float around Mom: You could more of any of the ingredients....no science to this one. Infusing would be fine. I only do turmeric about 3 days per week...
Thin gold ring with clear gems in a Cancer constellation on a finger zoomed in
Betches insta post of a broad city meme that says 'yeah I don't wanna rise and grind anymore. I wanna rise and then like lay right back down'
Your 2026 word: mortifying
Black lab looking pitiful on a gray/cream braided right with a dog bed, dog toys, old crocks, and a farm painting in the background
Elderly woman being interviewed at a birthday party holding a mug and saying 'i don't fight it. I live it'
I ain't reading all that meme
"If something isn’t working, it doesn’t mean that you’ll never figure it out or that the tool you chose is worthless. It means that life is a moving target, and you may have to try again, choose a different tool, show yourself kindness—and sometimes do all three. That’s just how it goes"
Feb: gaga Mar: gaga Apr: gaga May: grateful seas Jun: ABBA Jul: Beyonce Aug: death cab Sep: goose Oct: ABBA Nov: Hayley Williams
Ginger woman with a short curly bob wearing a brown sweater sitting in a car
Dad: Uncle Doug tagged a 7 pt in NY this morning. Claims it was a 200 yd shot My sister: nice! Mom: he's bringing the heart to me. I'll clean it, cook it, dice it, and put it in the freezer. It's a great dog treat and food for my barn cats
Muse - absolution
Hand holding a can and bagel chips container between the thumb and index finger and index finger and middle finger
Debra Messing is crashing out.
My sister will be there first so unfortunately we don't get the master bedroom but that's ok bc instead we get to stay in the haunted room with the bed from the 1800s that my ancestors were born in and died in
Him: I'll make you a deal. If you get us out of Chicago I'll drive the rest of the way Me: why are you afraid to ride w me lol Him: I'm not. I was offering to drive the boring bit. If anything I trust you with the hard part. IM TRYING TO BE NICE LIZ Me: aww that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me Him: it's still a no isn't it
Me: Dad was right about getting these super good rain tires instead of another set of track tires bc everyone around me on my commute home this morning was hydroplaning and I was going my usual speed w no issues. I forgot what I got but they are 10/10 like the tire guys said they would be Mom: Oh good but still be very careful Dad: The brand is Cooper. I forget the model or style
Screenshot of the rewards page in the Dunkin app showing 666 total points
Fog rolling over a river next to a hill of trees changing color
Insta post by @the_dapper_shrimp that says 'wake up superstar capitalism demands your sacrifice' and shows a shrimp on a beach in front of a rainbow in the sky
Me: it feels shady Him: bullshit Him: or large south rat thing Me: your parents are very intense Him: Nutella Me: I'm a little bit afraid of them Me: nutria 😂
Green/yellow flatworm on a silvery background
A lab behind a chair dutifully peering out a window
Mom: Thats a big thing. Today show featured a story about using utvs etc. Glad wv is on top of the trend. Lol
Texted photo to the family group chat of a book about managing adult ADHD Dad: At the APA conference in Denver. Anyone in the family want a copy of this book
Them: do you have my birth chart on hand Me: always
Swollen bruised ankle with an elephant tattoo below a cartoon thought bubble that says 'help me SOS'
Me: are we all gonna die in this corn sweat situation Him: absolutely
Beyonce in the air on a lit up horseshoe
Deck w wooden patio furniture w white cushions, string lights, and a closed umbrella. LGBTQIA and Palestine flags on the railing. Cloudy night sky in the background
Weather app showing 101 temp, feels like 112 temp, and an excessive heat warning