Excelsior

@eljeasel.bsky.social

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Richmond, VA I'm into video games, comics, sports, cooking, and even some politics. Trying desperately not to be Johnny Silverhand.

Jessica Tarlov's delusional skeet: Even trump isn't on the hardline side here. He's praised the undocumented workers at his own hotels and says his friends in hospitality, restaurants and farming call these people good.
A black man in a pale green suit with a blue and white cloth tie snaps a selfie in the reflective golden finish of an elevator door. A bag is draped over a shoulder.
A black and white photograph of Colonel Sanders holding a spoon up to a woman allowing her to taste what the spoon is holding. The women has her mouth open awaiting the spoon.
Pierce Brosnan raises a glass to toast someone. He is wearing a black tuxedo and white tie.
Screenshot of Laura Loomer's tweet, apparently not understanding that Bad Bunny's performance was highlighting the electricity crisis in Puerto Rico: It’s kind of ironic how Bad Bunny was dancing on an electrical post at the Super Bowl halftime show. Puerto Rico isn’t exactly known for having reliable electricity. He could have highlighted the electrical grid crisis in PR and done some good with his platform, but he chose degeneracy!
A black man prepares to fight. His left foot forward his right foot slightly behind, he holds his hands open ready to strike. He is wearing tightly fitted jeans black boots, a white collared shirt and a dark vest with a dark tie.
Lebron arriving to an NBA game in the early 2010s most likely. He has dark jeans, a black and white patterned shirt, black vest, black tie, and sunglasses on. He is carrying a large handbag.
An unserious man trying to scold a black women for asserting that "say her name" is to address the lack of humanity afforded to Black women. "The most unproductive fucking take to have right now, jesus."
Dr. McCoy from Star Trek raises a glass of an orangish liquid. He nods approvingly. He has a smirk on his face.
Photo of black man man about to enter a lit room from a darkened hallway. He is posed with one arm on the door frame. His other arm is cradled with an open hand. His head is turned to the camera.
Screenshot of Jakub Jaraczewski saying trump is popular with "the 99%"
Early morning selfie of myself looking silly in a cold mask for the eyes in the shape of a domino mask.
Gif of Sagat from Street Fighter alpha doing a leaping muay Thai knee lift called the Tiger Knee
A screenshot of an asinine skeet from @mikeblack114.bsky.social So just to be clear, you think the trump administration, which controls the federal govt, is going to file felony murder charges against an entire protest if someone gets shot, a protest occurring in a state away from federal property did they teach federalism in any of your conlaw courses
A screenshot of Ezra Klein promoting a NYT article lionlizing Charlie Kirk: Charlie Kirk was practicing politics the right way.
Screenshot of the LinkedIn page of Blue Rose Research about us section Blue Rose Research is a project with OpenLabs to develop a wide range of cutting-edge products used by the most important progressive organizations in the country. Our research undergirds short-term and long-term strategy for advancing progressive causes and has a trusted track record among key decision makers. Our team members have a storied history, and have worked with central players to develop strategy and direct hundreds of millions of dollars of resources over the past several electoral cycles. The work produced by the team is widely regarded as among the most technically sophisticated in the space. If you join us, you’ll be plugging into a diverse team of decorated engineers, PhD data scientists and political insiders who are closely connected to some of the most important decision makers in the progressive ecosystem. Our work ranges from high-dimensional Bayesian modeling to make accurate inferences from polling data to building utility-scale data and analytics infrastructure for the progressive left. Come join us!
Screenshot of the Blue Rose website highlighting the Who we are portion. A yellow circle added to the screen shot around the text of that portion. We’re a team of 40+ passionate and progressive software engineers, machine learning engineers, and social scientists on a mission to make high quality research and testing widely available for the progressive community.
A skeet with video where Comer discusses deploying the military in DC and other cities. A reply says "This is fascism" another reply says "And this is why we have the second amendment"
A screenshot skeet from @thrivingwriter saying: What if this tool (AI) allows a student to think through an idea (critical thinking) without facing ridicule or bias before a concept comes to fruition. Gen AI could serve to help us develop better questions that lead to solutions. Isn’t that the goal of academia?
A photo of the gilbert Arenas branded table. The table is black with gold trim and gold font, "Arenas Poker Club." There is a silhouetted image of Arenas celebrating a made shot feasting him in a white basketball jersey with the number zero.
2 photos of a black man in a suit reacting in a confused manner. In the first he is staring into the camera. In the second he is looking to his left, still confused.
A photo of Coffeemate's Dirty Soda
Samuel Jackson, seated in an audience. He points, as if to note "that's right."
Robo, from Chrono Trigger
A delusional skeet of a poster crashing out while criticizing the Obamas: Same, we're all out here suffering, so Montauk-levrl rich woman needing to find happiness is the least important item on my list. And her husband should be our shadow president right now, taking on Trump at every turn. But he likes spending that netflix money, I guess.
Vision huddles with the two children in front of a blood red cloudy sky
The screenshot of the bad place where an account shares four images from the final episode of wandavision. The post mockingly refers to a discussion between marvel and the director implying that marvel wanted gray final battle.
A post from a probably sea lion missing the point about AI infringement. It reads "keeping in mind that by the same parameters, it would also be theft if you he bought the same content, and trained yourself on it."
Screenshot of the White House Twitter account post and video from Trump attending the 2025 NATO Summit.
Kent Straith skeeted a shockingly racist statement apparently not realizing how racist it was, "He seems roughly the same color as Barack Obama. I have voted for people MUCH darker than Zorhan." Esteemed skeeter bingusrelatice replied with a meme of Mario presenting a klan hood. The text above reads "you dropped this"
Screen shot of Will Sommer's skeet posting his own article from The Bulwark suggesting that alleged assaulter, alleged white supremacist, and serial confirmed actual cuckhold Adam22 could be the Dem response to Joe Rogan.
Screenshot of Eamon Javers's profile. Highlighting that he is senior Washington correspondent at CNBC.
Kurt Angle swinging his arms wildly while shaking his head
A notification from the Gopuff app. The header of the notification says, "🎵 They not like us🎵"
A clip from the Saturday Morning Cartoon, Street Fighter. Guile is in the foreground, raising his fist in anger as he shouts the name of his rival aloud, "Bison." Inexplicably, flames raise up behind him in the background as if they were responding to his anger.
Cover of Night Thrasher #1 (2024) drawn by Ken Lashley. Night Thrasher in a newer costume is leaping off of a rooftop in front of the city skyline. A solemn profile of Night Thrasher in the classic costume is displayed in the background looking down on the city. The moon lights the entire picture from the deep background.
A Drake stan taking an anti-factual position and agreeing with the facially absurd Drake complaint against UMG. The handle is blanked out because you shouldn't engage people who post nonsense to farm engagement.
A picture of a steak, prepared to medium temperature and sliced, with vegetable fried rice on a paper plate
Ramen with chicken, spinach, and an egg.