elke

@elke.cafe

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20something they/she noisemaker https://elke.cafe pfp by @alextwt.bsky.social

list of albums from bands i enjoy that were released/are releasing in 2026 (in no particular order): - loathe - a stranger to you - cult of luna - in the shadow of your shadow - boards of canada - inferno - playgrounded - a flower to water - port noir - the dark we keep - the gloom in the corner - royal discordance - above, below - i guess it was nowhere - sylosis - the new flesh - converge - love is not enough - converge - hum of hurt - periphery - a pale white dot - the ocean - solaris - if these trees could talk - the hidden hand - russian circles - nine - 156/silence - from a distance - hippotraktor - annihilist
instagram story q&a thing with a closeup of a borzoi's face, the question is "do you like music?", the answer is "i hate music especially songs and albums"
google translate translating orb to orb
breaking news: fork found in kitchen
cover art, featuring a kinda organic looking hole-y structure in the foreground with an abstract arrangement of streaks and splinters in the background
my laptop rendering a song while i'm on a train
many downloads for albums by the callous daoboys, dirge, isis and master boot record. there's too many to fit in 1 screenshot and it's cut off at the bottom
screen recording of the mixer view in bitwig previewing a song
1 minute preview of an unreleased drum & bass track i'm working on
friend from deltarune (a vaguely cat-like blob monster with a big grin and yellow/pink eyes)
nia (a tuxedo cat) having a little sleep on my bed with all her paws tucked in
nia (a tuxedo cat) flopped on the floor in her trademarked blobular fashion staring at me
a collection of 88x31 buttons on elke.cafe, the new ones being a heavily downscaled cow tools comic and illegal.trading
shitty drawing of 2 rats wearing pants. one is wearing them correctly, one is wearing them incorrectly. which is which is left as an exercise to the viewer.
that 1 scene from the simpsons where martin and bart both put up posters that say "a vote for bart is a vote for anarchy!"
"Join our partners!", then 2 radio buttons for "I consent" and "I do not consent"
cover art. it's a photo of the north sea taken from the coast somewhere in scotland with some blurry abstract geometric shapes over the top. the whole image is tinted various shades of blue and purple, and the text "moving shadows" sits just on the horizon.
"We have checked over your release and it is now ready for distribution. We will now begin delivering this release to the stores you have selected."
elke plays the "bad to the bone" riff on a mildly out of tune guitar
me holding the "Nyaegling" comic in my gay little hand
popup in bsky settings: "age assurance, the laws in your location require you to verify you're an adult before accessing certain features, like adult content and direct messaging"
one of those tennis ball thrower thingys you use to yeet a ball really far so a dog sprints after it for enrichment