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Am elk and I like roller coasters | 31 | he/him | Central Mass | ❤️🦌 @jackariah.bsky.social

Phoenix at Knoebels dropping off the 2nd turnaround
Smokin big ol doinks in intercourse Pennsylvania
The argocd mascot/logo thing
Burger king logo with the text "Number fifteen Burger king foot lettuce"
Screenshot from Mike Mulligan and his Steam Shovel of the 3 bad bitch shovels that try to ruin Mike's life
Jack and I with Andrew Hussie (what the fuck ??)
Egg shaped candy (for Easter) out on the shelf at a grocery store on December fucking 28
White and tabby cat perched on a desk
Flying scooters at lake Compounce running a painfully slow cycle while Mad World by Tears for Fears plays through the park sound system
Riddler's Revenge at Six Flags Magic Mountain traversing its vertical loop
"not too fond of gay people" meme but gay people is replaced by the logo for X2
A round blue and red cake with a 7 candle and transformers characters on top, and icing painted into the autobots symbol and gears covering the front
A tabby/white cat curled up inside a nook in a cat tree, eyes closed and seemingly smiling
Screenshot from Twin Peaks of Ben Horne smelling a baguette
Boulder Dash at Lake Compounce descending its far turnaround
Me smoking a joint in front of the Oscar Mayer wienermobile
The entry sign to Monstre at La Ronde The sign is a large sculpture of an elk-like creature, except with large pointy teeth
Wild One at Six Flags America
ISO new England price graph showing the current wholesale electricity price spiking to over $400/MWh, well above the predicted $250
A generic 10-ish story apartment building, standing where the glorious Burlington mall pit once was
Excalibur at Funtown Splashtown exiting the station
Family Guy drowning meme with the text "I did not care for adastra" Because I didn't care for adastra
Someone in an orange jacket in a large crowd of protesters holding a sign with the text "Elon sucks at overwatch"
A blue season pass for Lake Compounce next to a silver membership card for Six Flags Great Escape
Me paying respects in front of the Do Dodonpa lead car
An advertisement on Reddit for a Mercedes van, the text of the ad reads "A big new van"
Furry MP3s gif with the buff lion
An oil tank in a basement with a large wet spot on the floor, a red bowl in the center of it
A bumper sticker on the back of a car with the text 'Keep honking! I'm sitting in my car crying to the cranberries 1993 hit single "Linger" '
An aerial view of Surf Coaster Leviathan at Yokohama Sea Paradise
Thunder Dolphin at Tokyo Dome City
A Japanese no smoking sign that has the English text "No Smorking"
Me squatting in front of the lead car of Do-Dodonpa
Fujiyama at Fuji Q Highland rounding a turn while onlookers and riders wave at each other, with a snow covered Mount Fuji in the background
Eejanaika at Fuji Q Highland
Fujiyama at Fuji Q Highland in front of a snow covered Mt Fuji
Regina II at Tobu Zoo
The Tokyo Tower
A sign at Yomiuriland stating that Bandit will not be operating
Official photo of Democratic Florida congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz
A sticker with the US presidential seal and the text "I voted! 2024 presidential election"
A block of 100-ish year old row buildings surrounded by modern towering ones built 50 years later in downtown Baltimore
Twisted Timbers, a roller coaster at Kings Dominion, going down its first drop/inversion
Verbolten at Busch Gardens Williamsburg dropping down to the river while a boat drives by in front
DC police car with "$25k hiring bonus, $6k rental assistance" written across the back window
Boulder dash, a roller coaster at lake compounce, flying through the woods
Screenshot showing Arch Alpin III (founder and owner of Buccees) donating $500,000 to Greg Abbott, as well as other republicans around Texas
Screenshot of my bluesky profile
Goliath, a roller coaster at La Ronde
Phantom's Revenge at kennywood on the first drop