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@ellocust.bsky.social

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He/Him. ACAB. The apocalypse will be means tested. Radicalized by the dishpit. Tongva land occupier. One day our skeets will be taught in a class on the fall of the American Empire (derogatory.) Fortune Teller and Sayer of Sooth.

Biden handing this loser an L like he got.
A DNC attendee plugging his ears. Text reads “DNC ATTENDEES COVER THEIR EARS TO ISRAELI CRIMES.”
A photo of a man sticking his fingers in his ears with the text “DNC ATTENDEES COVER THEIR EARS TO ISRAELI CRIMES.”
Weird, an Aussie in the UK is writing a post with this tag. “The post you're replying to was marked as being written in Hebrew by its author. Would you like to reply in Hebrew?”
The series of posts right above this one, but the OP has blocked me.
A skeet by @nonayerbiznatch.bsky.social that reads “No, it's not. If this has taught us anything, we need more rules about who can and can't be president.”
Alt poster for the Stephen King movie Maximum Overdrive starring Emilio Estevez about cars that I used to think were possessed by the Devil or some shit, but now I just think Elon got his racist mitts on them instead.
i ain't reading all that i'm happy for u tho or sorry that happened
@wolfgang brooks posted “quiet bot.”
A proboscis monkey sitting in a squat.
A person covered in “fell for it again” awards.
Bart, Lisa and Milhouse from the Simpsons standing in a tunnel and Lisa is holding up a book titled “Model U.N. Charter” and is saying “STOP! YOU ARE IN VIOLATION OF THE MODEL U.N. CHARTER!”
The extremely rare “paid attention award” only handed out for astute political analysis.
A black and white photo of a man yelling and pointing their finger in the face of an accused landlord who has his back to the camera, there is a large crowd around them as it is during a struggle session in Communist China.
Bugs Bunny in a black suit looking somber and bowing his head to a flintlock pistol. The text reads “lord forgive me but it’s time to go back to tha old me.”
The Simpsons “don’t make me tap the sign” bus driver meme, and te sign says “Democrats are not the ‘good’ guys.”
A MAGA hat wearing soyjack absolutely festooned with “fell for it again”awards.
i ain't reading all that i'm happy for u tho or sorry that happened
An English language poster for the Swedish film Let The Right One In that features two pale hands holding a Rubik’s Cube but the squares are all grey, white and red and the two upper right and left squares are two windows with figures in them and the red squares are bleeding down onto a young female figure on a bed with glowing red eyes. The letters in “Let The Right One” are the blood red of the windows and the word “in” is white like the snow drifting in the background.
A collection of DNC delegates plugging their ears or laughing at people trying to get them to stop arming the fascists bombing refugee camps and hospitals.
i ain't reading all that i'm happy for u tho or sorry that happened
A Sesame Street Growing Up book entitled “Your Opinions Are Shit: They’re Fucking Shit” and features Ernie carrying a kite and wearing a green and blue sectioned ball cap pointing his finger in Burt’s dumbass face. Burt was probably on some bullshit defending the parasites that suck up our finances and resources out of pathological greed again.
Ms. Rachel and Mayor Mamdani pretending to rub their eyes and cry.
A series of photos showing Democratic delegates plugging their ears to or laughing at details of the Gazan genocide being recited to them.
Zohran Mamdani in an elevator with his hands splayed out in a warning manner. The bottom text reads “Truly, you need to stop.” These arrogant pricks are going to get Trump elected to a third term because their hubris won’t let them learn, grow, and move in from their failures.
A dude plugging his ears because he doesn’t like what he’s hearing.
DNC ATTENDEES COVER THEIR EARS TO ISRAELI CRIMES
A European woman with a short hairdo and wearing a white blouse with a red sweater over it. She has her arms crossed in front of her and a shit eating grin.
Pig poop balls in eighties neon font.
Saitama looking nonplussed and saying “ok.”
The question of what to do with the Palestinian population in the future Jewish state was being discussed intensively in the months leading up to the end of the Mandate, and a new notion kept popping up in the Zionist corridors of power: the Balance'. This term refers to the demographic balance" between Arabs and Jews in Palestine: when it tilts against Jewish majority or exclusivity in the land, the situation is described as disastrous. And the demographic balance, both within the borders the UN offered the Jews and within those as defined by the Zionist leadership itself, was exactly that in the eyes of the Jewish leadership: a looming disaster. The Zionist leadership came up with two kinds of response to this predicament: one for public consumption, the other for the limited corps of intimates Ben-Gurion had collected around himself. The overt policy he and his colleagues started voicing publicly in forums such as the local People's Assembly (the Jewish 'parliament' in Palestine) was the need to encourage massive Jewish immigration into the country. In smaller venues the leaders admitted that increased immigration would never be enough te counterbalance the Palestinian majority: immigration needed to be combined with other means. Ben-Gurion had described these means already ir 1937 when discussing with friends the absence of a solid Jewish majority in a future state. He told them that such a 'reality' - the Palestinian majority in the land - would compel the Jewish settlers to use force to bring abou the "dream' - a purely Jewish Palestine."…unacceptable realities such as the one envisaged by the UN partitior There are 40% non-Jews in the areas allocated to the Jewish state. This composition is not a solid basis for a Jewish state. And we have to face this new reality with all its severity and distinctness. Such a demographic balance questions our ability to maintain Jewish stable state.!? sovereignty... Only a state with at least 80% Jews is a viable
Two soy jacks. One is saying [idiotic statement] The next is saying “oh wow, so many triggered people.”
Willem Defoe in The Lighthouse giving a very grim and tired stare.
Four panel comic: first panel a woman is looking at her phone and says “MY GAWD THESE TRUMP PEOPLE ARE RACIST.” A man in a MAGA hat responds “THAT ATTITUDE IS WHAT'S PUSHING ME TO BE RACIST!” Next panel the woman says “SAY WHAT?” And he responds “MIGHT AS WELL! YOU SAY I'M A NAZI SO, FINE, I'LL BE A NAZI IF THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.” Third panel he is holding a uniform jacket and she says “IT...DOESN'T.” And he says “I BOUGHT THIS WAFFEN SS UNIFORM FOR HALLOWEEN. YOU'LL CRY "OFFENSIVE" SO MAYBE I'LL JUST WEAR IT EVERY DAY.” The last panel he is shaving his head and saying “I JUST HATE TO DO THIS. I FEEL BULLIED, REALLY.”
An orangutan flippin’ the frickin’ bird at this dookie weed smoking good so who is defending ice but framing it as resistance. What a dork!
Koalas have a 'smooth' brain. This means that they lack higher level recognition and understanding that many other animals have. If you gather a bunch of Eucalyptus leaves, which the koalas eat, and put them on a plate in front of the koala, the koala won't know what to do with them; they just sit there and gawk at it.
A lady in a black and white dress with her hand slightly raised, And text that reads “BLOCK!”
Genocide Joe handing out an “L” and enjoying a DQ cone while taking a break from ending abortion and arming a racist genocide.
An account called SoloSojourner saying “Blocking everyone you disagree with may feel like self-care, but it's often self-harm. Echo chambers shrink perspective, stunt growth, and erode empathy. Dialogue, even uncomfortable, builds resilience, not walls. Of course block abusive behavior.” In response to my post.
A picture of the quote post but “New York Magazine” is cut down to “New York Maga.”
Vlad III, voivode of Wallachia
A bunch of democrats stinking their fingers in yheir ears and laughing at genocide protestors
A woman in a black and white dress with a large “GG” belt buckle is holding her hand up palm out and the text reads “BLOCK!”
Eggo Brunch in a Jar Appalachian sipping cream for some reason.
Simpsons “don’t make me tap the sign” meme, and the sign reads “democrats are not the “good” guys.”
Saitama looking nonplussed and saying “ok.”
A photo of a skeet from Anne Applebaum that reads "Donald Trump now genuinely lives in a different reality, one in which neither grammar nor history nor the normal rules of human interaction now affect him. Also, he really is maniacally, unhealthily obsessive about the Nobel Prize." www.theatlantic.com/ideas/
Simpson “tap the sign” meme, but the sign reads “Democrats are not the “good” guys.”
Lisa Simpson holding up the Model U.N. Charter and shouting “STOP! YOU ARE IN VIOLATION OF THE MODEL U.N. CHARTER!” while BART and Milhouse look on in the background.
A picture of two astronauts with one holding a gun to the others head and yellow text that reads “always has been.”
An orangutan (objectively smarter than Elon Musk because it’s not a Nazi who runs a CSAM machine) flippin’ the frickin’ bird.
Rik from The Young Ones with the text “(scoffing) fascist.”
A severe looking woman in a black and white dress and dark red lipstick saying “block, block, block.”
A close up of the original picture showing the soldiers name tag reads “Eminem” too by some strange coincidence.
A photo of the blocked account b-lus.bsky.social
A screen shot showing no search results for “Jonathon Ross” despite me posting it in the skeet before.
A fascist Cop in his little scaredy baby armor, but he has an American flag patch with some sort of unclear symbol overlaid on it.
Multiple pictures of democratic delegates plugging their ears or laughing at protestors of the Palestinian genocide that their party vowed to continue.
Saitama from One Punch Man, looking unimpressed and saying “ok.”
Joe Biden handing out an “L” while eating a cone in a DQ with the counter and servers in the background.