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🇦🇺🇨🇦♀️🔞 Fweaky ice cream panda 🍨 Full of whimsy and calories 🚫 NO SOLICITATION || header: moontikore || pfp: not_wiss

camp feral 2026 lottery ticket draw response. i got in.
Image of the King of all Cosmos from Katamari Damacy on my Tomodachi Life island.
packet of limited time flavour doritos sponsored by stranger things, pizza and cool ranch collisions. which i opened, put in my mouth, and ate. i trusted them. i really believed it would be okay. but here i am now, sitting with a large open bag of limited time flavour doritos sponsored by stranger things pizza and cool ranch collisions, and the taste of off bologna in my mouth. i have been betrayed. the corporation feels no love. they care not for the flavour experience i have actually undertaken. no real person has ever put this into their mouth to taste test it prior to release. no, capitalism is a machine. a self-propelling paperclip machine optimizing not for the human experience but for profit. this bag was the solution to a mathematical equation, but nobody checked to make sure the correct data went in. this is an abomination. a crime. if we lived in a just society, this could be prosecuted, and i would do so to the maximum extent of the law. any sane jury would immediately convict. i am calling for the reformation of society to fix the existence of this bag of doritos. we ought not reside but a day longer in the cursed culture that was able to produce such a horrifying failure of due process. i truly despise these doritos.
paper bag that says "le bonheur est dans l'sac"
spicy pillow
silly mockup of imaginary ellyb merch. a t-shirt with a wavy neapolitan ice cream tricolour design and a little logo on the breast
screenshot showing ServiceOntario texting me that it will, to quote, "soon be my turn" almost an hour and twenty minutes after my booked appointment time
photo of a rivulet slugpup plush
a plushie of a shrimp with a trumpet from the shrimp duet video
a heart made of spaghetti
A two panel meme format where in the first panel two people say they like the same thing, and the second panel shows they don't like the same thing. In this case, in the first panel one person says "I like the ship of Theseus" and the other says "me too". In the second panel, both show an identical image of a ship.
woman in a cattle breeding pen with a man standing beside it holding a sign that says "bred"
open tub of Neapolitan ice cream with a scoop taken out
Promotional image for a Buckshot Roulette stream hosted by EllyB, featuring ArynBun, BlaqkCat, BowmanYeen, Not_Wiss, SentyPurr, and Spowte.