Elphia

@elphia3.bsky.social

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OFMD, Gentlebeard, season 3. Early 40s, she/her. Minors stay away (sometimes I recommend fanfic). I may block follows from non-pirate fans—nothing personal.🪿🐈‍⬛🕯️🏴‍☠️📚🦄🌈

A green-lavender handspun yarn strip of fabric (headband) in Tunisian simple stitch. It is on a blue and white towel in the sun
A pinkish hand rotates a narrow crocheted headband around in indirect sunlight showing a luminous yarn gently transitioning across various greens, lavenders, and silvery blues. The stitch is Tunisian simple stitch. The yarn has a slight halo
David Boreanaz as a topless chained up Angel in either Angel or Buffy the Vampire Slayer, with uncannily smooth underarms. His arms are above his head in a dark room. He looks sultry and determined despite minor chest injuries that look a little like contact dermatitis.
A brown tabby in three-quarter profile on a bed wearing a crocheted unicorn hat with gold horn and rainbow mane. He’s alert and a little predatory
Red skein of yarn in the craft far auction image format with rainbow pennants at the top and a wood backgriun. Text: “#102ID HAND-DYED YARN: YOU WEAR FINE THINGS WELL BY PYRACANTHA”
A grey tuxedo cat by a window sniffs a lime green crochet swatch
A grey tuxedo cat calmly sniffs a green crocheted swatch while sitting by a window on a cat tree
Black and white sketches of Mary and Evelyn each on their own round magnet on a brown background. Text: “#1067 MURDER WIDOWS MAGNET SET BY CALY”
Auction listing image for a brown leather and metal bolo tie with Ned the leopard on a white background. It’s draped artistically over desert rocks against a clear blue sky. Text: “#1440 EVELYN-THEMED BOLO TIE BY VEEAGAINSTTHEDAY”
A book shaped rectangular crocheted book protector in squishy bulky yarn with blue, gold, and periwinkle on a wooden desk
Google AI assisted search results for a typo ridden query attempting to find Nathan Foad’s video portrayal of a man who really wants to eat his hat. Text reads: “nathan foad ma who really … Al Mode Al Overview Based on the provided search results, there is no indication that Nathan Foad-the English actor, writer, and comedian known for Our Flag Means Death and Newark, Newark-has expressed a desire to eat his hat. • Wikipedia +4 sources”
A slightly blurry iPhone sticker of a grey tuxedo cat with his white arms crossed is pasted below the auction listing for #1307 unicorn cat hat
Grey Finnsheep ewe named Elsa standing on a wooden platform outside a barn with green grass behind her giving the camera a calm, knowing look. She has kind of golden brown eyes that set off her horizontal pupils From https://www.etsy.com/listing/4365229603/finnsheep-yarn-elsa?ref=share_ios_native_control
Person in a green rainbow Campaign for Southern Equality shirt wearing a cream colored alpaca crocheted scarf looped around twice and loosely tied in the front
Narrow pointy crocheted mini scarf made of cream colored wool in a patch of sunlight on a bamboo floor, with a cat’s shadow looming over on the right side
An undyed off white crocheted mini scarf arranged (not on purpose) in a reddish blanket to look a little like the cryptozoological white walking legs known as the Fresno nightcrawler
A crocheted bulky wool blend book protector in shades of blue and gold on a wooden desk. A brown tabby cat’s paw is stepping on the tie cord. There’s a book inside
Greyish damp crocheted (hdc blo) stocking cap on a yellow and white towel
A grey tuxedo cat laying serenely on two stocking hats on a towel on a bed
A crocheted start to a fuzzy rust colored wool cravat next to a ball of yarn on a cream blanket
Ed shielding Stede in Calypso’s Birthday. They’re on the Revenge at night with flowers along the rail and a lantern overhead. Stede looks scared and shocked, Ed looks tired, wary, and determined. Cropped from the OFMD Frames 4K archive
Baleful torbie cat wearing a green crocheted headband while on a faux fur wolf blanket
A blue/periwinkle/gold book sleeve crocheted entirely in I think HDC. It’s next to a largish paperback, My Life in the Bush of Ghosts, for scale. There’s a small messy ball of yarn remaining in the lower left hand corner. All of this is on the lap of a person wearing jeans
A pink Edith Wharton paperback in an unfinished book sleeve (cover saver for traveling with books) on a wooden desk. The yarn is thick dyed in a periwinkle/teal/gold colorway. The label of the yarn says: “Slipper socks” doAK Super bulky singles 76 yds 100g 80%o superwash meriro 20% nylon
Cropped screenshot of Stede in a deep V silk shirt looking proud mid-sentence on board the Revenge the evening of Calypso’s Birtgday (OFMD 2x6). Not sure whose edit this is, sorry.
Green ceramic mug with a buxom but nipple-less mermaid on the front. Maybe she’s wearing a bandeau top. Her scaled tail stretches back to become the handle. It’s on a dark kitchen counter with a cryptid cocktails glass drying and a white toaster in the background. It’s daylight and an orange sweater is reflected in the shiny glaze
Screenshot of @rhysiedarby’s Instagram video from August 18, 2025. He’s wearing a corduroy slouchy brown cap with an olive green Henley and a gold chain necklace. His lips are pursed as he maybe says an “ooh” or “w” sound. He’s walking down a sunny street. His text caption says BROOKLYN, NEW YORK in white at the bottom
A large grey tuxedo cat lays on his right side in the sun in a hallway with a red Persian-type rug. A brown marble tabby facing away from us raises his paw, and they almost slap each other. Then the grey cat gets up and flops down again slightly farther from the tabby, fully in the sun. The sun highlights his thick fur
A book cover of Patricia A. McKillip’s The Changeling Sea. The author’s name is in all caps white block letters at the top, the title is in a similar font bright yellow with black shadow effects. A late teen girl in a white shift dress with messy hair of indiscriminate brownish-blonde color sits by the ocean with her elbows and head on her knees looking worried and thoughtful. A golden light shines on her from a lantern to her right. To her left is a magical twig net type device she’s made out of what looks like wood and maybe seaweed and hair. Behind her two tall narrow rocks or obelisks rise out of the sea.
A grey tuxedo cat curled up on a green blanket looks directly into the morning sun. He looks peaceful and a little pensive. His pupils are minuscule and he has pale gooseberry green eyes
Four gold brown profiteroles with vegan cream slightly leaking out on a blue-white calamityware plate on a black kitchen counter. They are partly covered in shiny dark chocolate ganache
General Martok, an older but very robust Klingon warrior, nods and tilts his chin up stoically as he says (captioned) “my…deterioration is proceeding apace.” Sisko looks diplomatic and mildly amused in the background in parade rest position. From DS9 “You Are Cordially Invited”
Screen capture of a Zohran campaign style sign with gold text on a royal blue background with a red shadow saying “PANTO for THE CAPTAIN” referencing Frenchie’s quote in episode 2 season 2 of OFMD. (from https://homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/for.html)
Zohran for Mayor sign generator screen cap reading “BALLS for DAYS” in gold on a royal blue background with red shadow behind the letters
Thin fluffy layer of clouds over a blue sky with some trees and power lines and chimneys around the lower edge. They look almost like mackerel clouds but maybe not quite distinct enough
A small aircraft flies low over a park at sunset for about 15 seconds
Squishable shaped like a red spade-headed creature with glowing golden eyes wearing a teal sci-fi-esque dress. She’s on a grey faux fur blanket next to a brown tabby cat with similarly golden eyes
Screen capture of an AI summary for Billy Bob Thornton’s age in 2000 saying he was both 41 and 45 in that year: “Billy Bob Thornton › Age (March 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM PST) 69 years Date of birth August 4, 1955 Place of birth Hot Springs, AR Al Overview Billy Bob Thornton was 41 years old in 2000. • He was born on August 4, 1955. • Therefore, in the year 2000, he would have turned 45 years old. • However, the question asks for his age in 2000, which would be 41.”
Ed and Stede near the end of episode 2x8 of OFMD in front of their inn. Ed looks pained but at peace. Stede looks mildly annoyed at Zheng’s interruption. Stede wears his teal silk deep v shirt. Ed is in his one-armed black leather jacket. Stede caresses Ed’s bare elbow. Ed’s hand is on Stede’s left shoulder
A slouching brunette person in a green jacket and white head covering with a yellow-orange flower brooch at her neck stares into the middle distance while holding a brown cat with a striped tail. He has an impish expression on his slightly human-like face, and all of his (very long) front claws are out. By Ivan Generalić
Sign on a concrete overhang saying EXIT on a bright green background and <- BUSSES -> on black below it
Black text on white background screenshot from https://www.muzzlemagazine.com/michal-mj-jones.html: ‘And when we are killed you will say "this is not what we meant, violence is not the answer" The dictionary antonym to existence is death So, what is it you meant? You just mean un become un become un become’
LOVE IN THE FOREST by Ivan Generalić Two people kiss on a bench in a leafless winter forest. A startled white cat watches in the lower left corner. They have a woven basket and bottle, and the bench is covered with a blanket
Five sparkly art stickers of Ed and Stede dancing with three smaller sparkly stickers of a rosy maple moth, orange slice, and white flower (maybe a water lily from the Calypso’s birthday market?). A brown dog’s fur and a green curtain are in the background
A brown marble tabby on the back of a couch gazes majestically towards a pet camera with glowing eyes
Mulder walks across the poolside in a red Speedo while Krycek questions him
A nearly full yellowish harvest moon in a dark sky, zoomed in with some craters and moon roads visible
Loading screen showing the first frame of the gif: Stede at home chewing, eyebrows raised in incredulity, wearing a gold trimmed indigo vest with a cream shirt underneath it
Profile shot of Edward Teach’s right side in OFMD season 2’s The Innkeeper. He’s in the gravy basket wearing a tattered black scoop neck t-shirt while cosplaying a hotel desk clerk in the AoNZ woods. He has a pearl necklace, hair up in a loose bun, and a fern flourish affixed to his shirt
Three ravens in a dead tree against a blue sky with no clouds. Two on the left are in flight headed towards a seated raven who is fluffy and defiant—beak tilted up, feathers shaggy and puffed out.
Rhys Darby in a red t-shirt modeling a gigantic grey, black, and white scarf knitted by his wife, Rosie Carnahan Darby. He smiles and holds up the ivory tassels in his right hand while standing in a hallway. The frame behind the picture is a bright pink and white pattern with text saying: “Knitted Scarf Donated by Rhys & Rosie Made by Rosie #1479”
Topless Rhys Darby behind the scenes being sequined into the MerStede costume. He smiles in a gentle, adorable, self actualized way that reveals his left dimple. From Samba Schutte’s Instagram
An illustration of a very pale white-haired man with rosy cheeks and lips wearing a blue suit, white shirt, black cravat, and American flag top hat. He tilts his head to his left and smiles coquettishly while posing with a bottle of Welch’s grape juice. His hair is thick and smooth, worn in a chin length bob with a couple of loose face framing tendrils/bangs. A yellow banner reads “Uncle Sam’s Favorite Welch’s” in red text (taken at the Lake Erie Grape Discovery Center in Westfield, NY)
Two signs on a post in front of green trees. There’s a Bigfoot gift shop sign in the far distance and some green foliage in the foreground. Top sign says “restroom —>” below a red illustration of a wooden outhouse, and the bottom one is a Bigfoot illustration, in the standard Patterson-Gimlin walking pose wearing a mask, that says “social distance champion”. There are some odd metal cartoon cats on the ground. Maybe lamps or luminarias or just garden statues?
Cropped screenshot of Stede gazing dreamily/proudly at Ed while he clutches his new cat bell wearing a burlap onesie on the deck of the Revenge in episode 2x5 of Our Flag Means Death
Two yellow roses, the one on top older and paler. Green leaves, a sidewalk, and a red-roofed house are all blurry in the background
A google search screenshot. The search bar says “mugged a guy for a dinghy” and the AI overview says; “In the show Our Flag Means Death, the character who mugged a guy for a dinghy is Stede Bonnet, the "Gentleman Pirate". ® After Stede is abandoned by Blackbeard at the end of Season 1, he finds himself shipwrecked and heartbroken on a beach. In a desperate attempt to get back on the high seas, Stede encounters a man with a dinghy and, despite his timid nature, holds him at knifepoint for the boat. o This scene is a turning point for Stede, as it shows him embracing a more genuinely pirate-like approach rather than simply playing at it. @“
A grey tuxedo cat on a green blanket looks off into the middle distance with an amazed look in his eyes. He has a small pink fizzy ball under his left paw
A closeup of a grey tuxedo cat sitting in front of a laptop screen and light wood kitchen cabinets on a kitchen table. He is very upright and wide-eyed with long slightly wavy white whiskers. He is a tall boy. He towers over the photographer sitting at the table and his head is about the size of a large grapefruit
A 20-something Gillian Anderson behind the scenes of the X-Files episode “The Host” smiles widely in a black and white v-neck dress with tiny white flowers or dots in clusters. She is on the right. She hugs an actor dressed as Flukeman (on the left), a large white creature with a red circular sucker for a mouth and small red eyes