elproffo in exile

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I'm elproffo writer, dreamweaver visionary plus actor. You're about to enter the would of my imagination. Yes I'm that elproffo from everywhere it's called constant branding!

It's the blueray box cover for the teenage mutant ninja (or hero to the team ones) turtles trilogy bought for the princely sum of £15 from CEX
A silver proton claiming they David Burton is the new doctor who on vinyl wrap down the side.
A side view of a dark coloured Alpha Romeo Brera on pepperpot sully wheels parked in a leafy suburban tree lined street.
A tidy silver grey H reg Mini Metro waiting in traffic
A Forest Green Land Rover Discovery in big fat greenlaneing tyres with a snorkel and light bar and am additional bull bar and which. For some reason it has a "police aware" notice under the front wiper.
It's a still from the Vic and Bob Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased) episode Two can Play that game from 2001. A shocked actor stands next to a manaquin in a bowler hat with a Chaplin mustache, with Ann ominous framed portrait behind them.
A pint of wagtail best bitter on an old wooden bar top and a packet of Piper's salt and vinegar crisps in green.
Daisey Brian and Marsha coo over Colin the Dog who is forced to wear an Elizabethan ruff and dance for them in British TV classic Spaced.
Third Technician David Lister of the Jupiter Mining Corporation Vessel Red Dwarf is in his sleeping quarters and says "Don't give me any of this star trek crap. it's too early in the morning"
UNCLE Manchester on a map showing it's location on Granby Row
It's the cast of Red Dwarf cira Season 3 (left to right) Danny John Jules, Robert Llewellyn, Chris Barrie, (front) Hattie Hayrige and Craig Charles.
Richard M Nixon's Head is on Benders Shiny Metal Ass and Body beside a podium bearing Nixon in 00 regalia. It's from the Futurama episode a Head in the polls.
Screenshot of an email; The Government has responded to the petition you signed "Ban the use of Al for image, video and audio creation”. Government responded: The Government is focused on enabling the safe use of Al. We are taking steps to address harms, while recognising the positive ways in which Al can drive growth and improve lives.
Lots of rust bubbles on the light blue wing of a VW golf. Brown rust has seeped it's way though the wing.
Patrick Stewart as Walter Blunt in Blunt talk wears a dark maroon shirt and expensive wristwatch he shouts and points to an unseen person off screen. Behind him is an office with a whiteboard.
Patrick McNee and Diana Rigg From the Avengers in a behind the scenes black and white photo. Patrick is mid laugh or gasp Diana has one hand on his shoulder stood in profile grinning.
Screen shot from Google 32 GB of Corsair Vengeance DDR5 ram new prive left (1,047.51) old price for same last week from price spy 135.59. Prices are in Sterling.
A white Citroen Dyan viewed from the front with no doors (also no boot lid) the crew clearly didn't have the budget for Citroën Méharis or Mini Mokes.
A notification from Bluesky saying Guillermo del toro follows you. Yeah right and monkeys might fly out of my butt!
Jaguar 420G conversation
Micheal Kitchen, Honeysuckle Weeks and Anthony Howell in Foyle's War.
Gene Hunt, Phil Glemister, Sam Tyler John Simm and Annie Cartwright Liz White in promotional art from Life on Mars.
A blue MG ZR on the cover of the book MG Z cars by Craig Cheetham with a £2.49 sticker on it from the charity shop.
John Nettles as Jim Bergerac on a beach in Jersey driving his 1947 Triumph Roadster in maroon with the top down.
It's the 1976 baby blue with a flame decal AMC Pacer from Wayne's World known as the Mirth Mobile
Stock image of some generic guy in a suit holding up an American passport in front of an American flag and the starue of liberty. Bellow a caption. British Citizens can apply for American citizenship.
Gene Hunt (Phil Glenister) and Sam Tyler (John Simm) from Life on Mars
The cast of underrated Canadian Kids TV Show big Wolf on Campus left to right Rachelle Lefèvre as Stacy Hansen, Center Brandon Quinn as Thomas "Tommy" P. Dawkins / the titular "Pleasantville Werewolf" and right Danny Smith as Merton J. Dingle.
Shirley Manson the outspoken and brilliant lead Singer of Garbage doing an interview for a late night show sometime in the late 90's or early 2000's
It's the wonderful Brent Spinner as Lt Commander Data in Star Trek The Next Generation. He smiles coyly and the caption is fully functional and programmed in multiple techniques.
The poster for Garth Marenghi's Dark place
It's A young John Nettles in a Red Triumph Roadster Infront of he Jersey Shoreline in the superior 1980s version of Bergerac
A ball point pen being held on a brown wood effect desktop with"Woke" on the red clip
The Late Great Patrick MacNee in a black and white still in his iconic three piece suit blower hat and brolly. Just visible behind him is a Bentley.
White writing on a purple background talking about Spotify's AI DJ
It's the crew of The Jupiter Mining Corporation Vessel Red Dwarf. Cat in his sharp pink suit. Holly the computer, Dave Lister the last Human, Kryten a BogBot and Arnold Judas Rimmer a hologram of a dead crewmen. He is a Second Technician and unfortunately that makes him the ranking officer. They all have concerned expressions on they're faces.
YouTube app image of a balding man with a red caption saying Burning Irish homes It's a sponsorsed add that says don't rewards hamas with a state.
It's the logo from iconic UK roadside eatery happy eater. It's a red round face with a little bit of black hair on top indicating that isn't hungry with a red hand.
A rotund brown plastercene dog with an eye patch and a concerned look upon his face. It's Bad Bob from the underrated Ardman Classic Rex The Runt.
An old timey chimpanzee sitting at a typewriter looks towards the camera.
Tintin, Captain Haddock and Snowy the dog are sitting at a bar. The Captain looks visibly haggard. Captain Haddock"What a week huh?" Tintin "Captain, it's only Tuesday!"
Sarah Shahi, Damien Lewis and Donal Logue in Life (2007-2009)
A copy of the newspaper The Jersey Evening Post first headline;Lower taxes and fewer government employees Survey: shows Jersey in favourable light second headline ARMS DEALER ARRESTED -JERSEY DETECTIVE'S COUP! With a picture of Bergerac (really useful for when he needs to operate undercover)
A brass plaque on a wall that reads "States of Jersey Police. BUREAU DES ETRANGERS. With the police crest
Title Card for Bergerac Season 1 episode 1. "picking it up" by Robert Banks Stewart. a vans doors can just be seen engulfed in flames.
Paul Putner as the megalomaniacal Curious Orange amongst a regular sized fruit basket, in the seminal 90's British Comedy TV show Lee and Herring's This Morning with Richard not Judy.
The title card for Crime Traveller a 90's time travel cop show by Anthony Horowitz before he started writing Midsummer Murders.