an evan

@elsplice.bsky.social

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It’s me again.

Sunset on Lake Seneca: sun in the back, water reflecting, corner of the dock foreground. Clear skies, happy minds
Stage setting up for Pavement in blue light they are not on stage
Three pints of freshly picked blackberries from the brambles in our backyard
The famous Foot Foot drawing from the Shaggs song. Imagine a tiger that is also a shark with only two feet, no fins and a long tail. It’s looking at its own body trying to figure out what is happening. If you have never heard The Shaggs you are in for a treat. They accidentally made some killer music. Impossible to recreate
Camila holding up Triangle of Sadness. She's wearing a badass riveted warm grey jumpsuit.
cropped blown up image of Miller's fucked up face. eyes drooping mouth agape
Art Adams Fantastic four cover which has the FF as well as wolverine, hulk, ghost rider and spider man
close up on a large and perfectly round cartoon bird head, in profile. eye looking down in scorn. Tiny little triangle beak. They say I! Peck!
A fan
cartoon of a guy with his head buried in a cookbook called "How to cook lettuce" and there's a little chef on the front but they don't look very enthused
Dahlia bloom covered in a mesh drawstring bag
bad cartoon drawing of repeating planks of pointed picket fence with two extra points behind it. sort of a visual pun. yes I know about droodles please stop telling me.
Big box of several dozen various potatoes freshly dug up from the garden
Daisies, bee balm, nasturtiums, lupine and dahlias all doing their thing. Crimson and mixed yellow blossoms. White alyssum too. Potato plants look sorta dead which means it’s time to dig em up
bad black and white drawing of a solo cup and a thimble both cup-side-down. that's it. it's a model train club
Oil painting with a low horizon line suggesting a large grassy plane with a small dark hill in the back. The clouds take up most of the picture and are yellow ocre to bright lemon yellow with various moments of darker clouds in shadow that have more purple tones. Very abstract but familiar late day sun
bad cartoon drawing of a spray paint style can that has "better post spray" written on it and it's shooting stuff out let me know if it worked
Cartoon drawing of a tree with no face but a pair of puckered lips, whistling. One of it's lower branches is bending behind it's back where it is clearly holding a knife. Probably fine
design guidelines for the blazers cheap-ass t-shirt design contest number 2 reads: create a design showing "What does Rip City Runs Deep mean to you?"
bad drawing of like a pile of mud or blob with mitch's face on it RIP
bad drawing of a stop sign, not embedded in the ground but "face down" on a towell. Surrounded by sand and you can see some waves lapping up in one corner. just needed a break
Orange slice and a tiny piece of kale
The moon from mighty boosh (human face caked with white clay like makeup shaped like a moon)
Simple cartoon drawing of a small moth in the lower left hand corner of the image with a little string of yarn coming out of its mouth, no other evidence of the sweater. Dude went house
an epicurious recipe for "burger beans" next to a picture of what is definitely chili
horrific Mr Bean it is over for him he is beyond help
Coolest guy in the coolest Mr. Bean mask you've ever seen. Coolest Bean. Slick Bean
A Belgian ale (La Chouffe) poured into a glass
Repeating text fades from white to yellow to orange then fades out red on a black background. Text reads: Another terrible day to be online. Thanks, GP! You suck!
Cirrus clouds at sunset leading right towards home plate. Glowy peachy wow wow
The most empty backyard you can imagine. No fence, just an endless view of all the houses that look exactly like yours
Large lily with deep crimson petals that fade to a light peach opening up
Mostly blue sky (not the app) with a couple clouds and a scrub jay hanging on a power line chillin’
Pre show stage bathed in blue
a crude drawing of a boxy vending machine with a place to charge a CC and two spouts: one marked "Chili" the other marked "Mac and Cheese"
White background, Minion with one eye raising their arms in triumph, with black text that reads: THE MINIONS NEVER WORKED FOR HITLER BECAUSE THEY WERE FROZEN IN THAT CAVE. WHETHER THEY WOULD HAVE WORKED FOR HITLER IS AN OPEN QUESTION. REGARDLESS THEY ARE CULTURALLY MORE IMPORTANT THAN STAR WARS ANDSTAR TREK COMBINED AND WE LIVE IN THE SOCIETY WE ALL HAVE BUILT.
Stand in fifth-rate model of Trump’s arc, whipped together like a third grade book report. White vinyl wrapped arc with cheap statues
Half flat of freshly picked raspberries, nice deep red color yippee
a bird that is totally round with a beak as big as their head and an eye that's almost as big as their body, tiny legs, wings etc. Holding a knife in their beak. They are saying "Kniff" Probably fine
Avocado pits in water pots ready to grow new houseplant trees
me (some dweeb) with a hat on and my glasses on upside down making a freak out face. I’ve never looked worse My shirt says: BIG TIGER. It’s unrelated
seagull on an outdoor cafe table next to some dirty plates and an orange soda with a full-size hotdog it's trying to swallow. looks uncomfortable but also they know exactly what they're doing
Same as the image this is replying to but now with. talkie bubble that reads: Did you know baby carrots are just toothpicks they soak in water for a long time then dye orange?
Two stop motion puppets, one a young lady with long red hair, the other an older native character with long grey hair. They're in the process of being staged and animated
bad cartoon drawing of a classic lumpy looking baby carrot with little boots and arms and hat. he has a smiley face with dots for eyes and a wide smile. sees like a nice enough sort
My "basket" includes Until the End of the World, Black Girl, Le Samourai, Point Blank
photo: families on the couch cheering like it's sports
poorly drawn four panel comic 1st panel text: Bun & Frog 1st panel drawing: the heads of a bunny and frog. they have the same shaped head but the bunny has rabbit ears. dots for eyes, they look grumpy somehow 2nd panel text no drawing: IN 3rd panel text no drawing in a type writer type face: business time 4th panel repeating tiny text: Tick tick tick tick 4th panel drawing: The same pose as first panel for bun and frog but now they are wearing suits and there's a clock in the background
Extremely long liminal hallway with only a few pieces of furniture a great distance away
cute but dorky drawing of a spider with a wide body and two big eyes, small smile right between the eyes, and a tiny old fashioned hat. they have very short legs
Mad Men meme of Don Draper at the white board making his pitch. The board says 'Snorting Potatoes' in sloppy writing
magic wand with. four leaf clover on the end, sparkles coming out and the word LUCK! underneath it
A jet trail cutting across the middle of the previously described scene in the clouds
A veil of wispy cirrus clouds catching peach sunset light against a darkening blue sky
bad drawing of a pair of normal glasses but it has two little arms on the sides with clenched fists ready to fight
Rival gang leader from the Warriors movie, clinking beer bottles on his fingers and calling out to his foes
Some nice green plants along a grey wall, between the leaves we see a little northern tree frog
a silly simple cartoon of a cloud with part of it leaned up on a pillow, it has a sheet and blanket draped over it. it appears to be in the air cause there are little birds flying around in the back. they got sweepy honk shoo time for cloudie