El Topo 🍁

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"Be myself? But that's the worst me I can be!" - Stephen J. Fry No DMs please. Don't make it weird. Except if you have war plans, then I'm eltopo71.40 at signal.

Jackie Brown and Max Cherry
The secret to eternal happiness!
The Simpsons: "old man yells at clouds"
Florida woman gets license plate that says SQZ ASS, is not pleased.
Old man yells at clouds
No you can't have a pony. NOT YOURS!
Twitter post: "condoms are for fucking pussies"
Elon delivers a Hitlergruss at an inauguration party
Big sign saying "free rectal photography" with a picture of an eye
Man 1: what is the secret to eternal happiness? Man 2: to not argue with fools Man 1: I disagree Man 2: yes you're right
All 3 hosts qualified!
Greg Abbott's Texas is number one! in number of school shootings, rural hospital closures, and residents without health insurance.
Lionel Hutz's business card, with corrections
Bluesky license for @eltopo71.com
it ain't much but it's honest work
Duckman
full American breakfast: coffee, egg, roast, a mountain of bacon and a handgun.
Ted Cruz working the phones for Trump after Trump insulted his wife in public.
Imagine the blonde girl is Greg Abbott getting yeeted off a cliff
photo of a honey badger with the caption "this meeting could have been a fist fight"
"houses and humans" game, played by nerdy dragons everywhere
A two storey outhouse, with management at the top and the workers on the bottom.
Taz the Montreal bulldog
klan robe
Mercedes GT with the personalized plate "SUPPLIER"
Susan Collins scale of concern
"why isn't AI doing the tedious shit for creative people instead of doing the creative shit for tedious people"
"I have no mouth & I must scream" by Harlan Ellison.
Honda Odyssey