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"[redacted text] the point of sports is that your team will win and then you will be happy [redacted text] in a group"
Random internet user Apollo gift of prophesy
Reasons to watch a baseball game: -eat hot dogs -watch in astonishment as one of the most difficult tests of reflex and skill known to man is demonstrated (hitting a baseball) -being overcome with emotion at the crack of the bat and roar of the crowd when the home team hits a finger -spreadsheets -watching some of the best athletes in the world be very bored and try to find ways to stave off madness -watch handsome, dimwitted men behave homosexually -get drunk outside
Kino no Tabi –The Beautiful World– (aka Kino's Journey) OP
My Mom and I discussing in group text how we wish we could afford to go to a World Cup game. My Dad replies "I have little interest in seeing the world cup given it is run by FIFA who awarded Trump a peace prize."
Lyttle Lytton results excerpt, text reads as follows: Another finalist, meanwhile, does go the tried and true "maybe you should rephrase that?" route: [They often say "there comes a time in every man's life," but this time, it was a woman's life that a time came in.] -Emily Nace I suppose that's a double entendre, but what I like about this entry is that the double entendre doesn't seem deliberate. It suggests an imaginary author writing a fairly smarmy opening sentence, reaching for a clef construction for extra emphasis, and winding up with the written equivalent of the Picasso car.
Google assistant notification. "Your birthday is around the corner! Can't wait to celebrate you!'
Squidward looking out window meme. Inside, the Giants look out at the Yankees, Mets, and Dodgers
Friendship ended with BASEBALL Now HOCKEY is my best friend
Tweet, replying to several accounts reading "Sorry, @em_Seq has already won this argument with you."
Man in horned helmet, silhouetted against an enormous bonfire
4 followers : 20 following
My first bluesky post, 3 likes