Emmet-oh

@em12.bsky.social

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Recovering Dipstick.

£410 Nike shoes
Hills Have Eyes Cannibal with American flag in his skull
Time to get tough on flags 126 May 20061 Rejoice! Thanks to the national obsession with football, the cross of St George has finally been reclaimed from the racists. Nowadays, when you see an England flag on a car, sprawled across a T-shirt or flapping from a novelty hat, you no longer assume the owner is a dot-brained xenophobe. Instead you assume he's just an idiot. And you're right. He is. It's a great piece of visual shorthand. Imagine the outcry if government passed a law requiring the nation's dimbos to wear dunce's caps in public. No one would stand for it. There'd be acres of newsprint comparing Blair and Co. to the Nazis. We'd see rioting in the streets - badly organised rioting with a lot of mis-spelled Placards, but rioting nonetheless. Instead, every numbskull in the land is queuing up to voluntaril brand themselves. They even pay for the privilege! As brilliant uses go, it's the most brilliant, rusiest ruse you could wish for.! Can't wait for stage two, when they're persuaded to neuter them- selves with safety scissors. The only problem I have with this berk demarcation scheme the designor the leave r it this berk-denarcation clerg tos /white background malarky in favour of a black rectangle with the word CRETIN printed in the centre in stark bold rext. Dub ariz in res heational hags are brined in the centre in stark bold ter in a
Tips, who has run San Antonio's prestigious Mission Park Funeral Chapels, Cemeteries & Crematories with her husband, Dick Tips, was appointed to the board by the governor in 2017 and made the presiding officer in May 2024. Tips did not respond to a request for comment.
The cover of Michael Moore’s book Stupid White Men
God Answers Prayers Of Paralyzed Little Boy "No,' Says God
Fergie the Duchess, her craggy skin signalling a displeasant frown
Able bodied young man stands over old man in a wheelchair
You think I ain’t worth a dollar by Queens of the Stone Age
Steve mcBannon-face and Noam Chomsky
Actual shit-eater, Suella Braverman in a Maga hat
Science Breakthroughs News+ BBa Science Focus MAGAZINE We're finally learning what it's like to die. And it's not as bad as you think.
Kevin O’Saliban and his Year 9 haircut, being a tit on TV
Isabel Oakeshott and her daft hair, the butters bitch without a hairdresser who loves her.
The Doberman from UP, with the high pitch voice box
To be fair you'd cheat on Lily Allen too, by David Harbour
Kemi chatting shit
QPR 3 - 1 Charlton
The name is Ita Dagger
Marmite peanut butter
Vicki Fowler, the Yankee daughter of Michelle Fowler
The cast of And Just Like That, before the other sequel, But Wait, There’s More
Vanilla Ice - Extremely Live
KRINKLE CUT DILL PICKLE CHIPS
Black and white photo of a burning oil field, in the foreground a firefighter is drenched in a shower of water
ANY MORE HALF- WITTED 'MYSTICAL COCKWASH OUT OF YOU, TERRY, AND I'LL SET ABOUT YOUR FACE WITH A HÁMMER
Bugs Bunny if he was in the film, Martyrs
The Gizmondo handheld device
Bruce Forsyth shopped in as Scarface. The time is 9:11.
Me holding up 2 books, Libra by Delillo, and the Crock of Gold by James Stephens
Nigel Farage’s stupid fucking face
Swat man coming for Elian Gonzales
A man in scrubs gives the peace sign while taking a selfie. an old man behind him struggles in a wheelchair
Amyl & The Sniffers performing in Dublin
A drawing of wildlife and a body of water by RFK Jr from a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode
A workflow app that says it was made for work, designed to love
Terry Fuckwit, with his dad calling after him: ANY MORE HALF- WITTED MYSTICAL COCKWASH OUT OF YOU, TERRY, AND I'LL SET ABOUT YOUR FACE WITH A HÁMMER
Pale woman, long black hair and bangs, crawls towards the viewer in underwear, a green light glows behind her, the rest is darkness. Her face is featureless, except for a huge carnivorous mouth of teeth.
That Spider-Man meme
A wretched list of villainy and scum. Otherwise known as Facebook Messenger
Front page of Daily Mirror featuring a wildly random selection of British personalities and their opinion of Man U skipping the FA Cup in 2000.
UK politics live Some people on sickness and disability benefits 'taking the mickey', says Liz Kendall
A useless sausage claiming to be a politician
David Beckham presented as a tanned god. He possess smarts in ways that we do not. Dignity is questionable 🤷🏼‍♂️
Frank Murray interview in the NME
Chalkie Davies photo. The Specials outside a Paris hotel, my dad in the shades.
Samuel L in Pulp Fiction asking if Marcellus Wallace looks like a bitch
Central Cee debut album cover
Barron Trump
Melania Deville, or the lady from the chimp attack in NOPE
Suella Braverman in a MAGA hat, walking through an airport with herrenvolk shite, Lawrence Fox
Opinion Shut away and ignored: thousands of disabled adults are at the frontier of the human rights struggle By John Harris When you attend your local choir or yoga class, just stop and think - where are the disabled adults?