e-man

@emanbelanger.com

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comedian and META nominated actor. cheerful, unbothered. i am not to be taken seriously, unless i say 'please take me seriously' links here: https://linktr.ee/emanbelanger

silver Arabic numeral helium balloons that display 2026 but the 6 is tiny compared to the 202
upper panel: a claymation dog, Gromit, holds a pen and looks sideways lower panel: a calender showing the month of February with days crossed off and the 12th circled. the circled day is marked as "Gromits birthday"
a grey-haired man (played by David Lynch) speaks to a woman behind a desk: "And when you became Denise, I told all of your colleagues, those clown comics, to fix their hearts or die."
screenshot of text messages message on the left reads: "How is your weekend going?" my message on the right reads: "Well the dog drove my car into the lake again so it hasn't exactly been great"
a fella dressed as a giant dunkin' donuts coffee cup. he is wearing white mime face paint and sporting large white gloves. he is looking towards the camera with a slight smirk on his face. the caption reads: "And I beheld a pale horse, and the name that sat on him was Death...and Hell followed with him."
An image showing singer Avril Lavigne wearing a "Happy New Year" tiara and singing into a microphone. Top caption reads "Sending this to my students to explain why you put titles in quotes..." Bottom caption reads "Avril Lavigne singing Bite Me on The Dick Clark Rockin New Years Eve 2022 Show"
Left graphic reads "Upcoming Comedy Shows" In the middle of the photo, a person with a shaved head grips a microphone while telling jokes. On the right, honeycomb-style graphics show dates and times for upcoming shows in April
Guts from the manga Berserk. Speech bubble reads "Tell me why!"
a panel from the manga Fullmetal Alchemist. a storage shed setting at night. there are various armors and drawers and shelves. two young brothers lay on a floor scattered with books. a single latern lights the place. speech bubbles read: "aw, that's just a FAIRY TALE." "maybe you're right. but what about that alchemist who was performing a transmutation when a FLY flew into the circle and the guy became a FLY-MAN?!" "you dummy! that's from the MOVIE we saw the other day."
screenshot from The Good Place. Derek, a curly-haired bearded person, stares at another character with a wide-eyed and blank expression. the bottom caption reads "There are *static* where my memories and executive function should be*
pruney fingers
black and white photo of a fluffy cat with spikes on its outfit shredding on a electric guitar. this photo is metal af
gold-colored fleshlight. it looks like a 90's toy flashlight
a green forest and blue lake background. the forest is reflected in the lake. the foreground has white text that reads "you carry the potential to become a silly monkey. keep that in mind."
Mexican comedian and actor Mario Moreno. the photo is black and white. a microphone is pointed at Mario. Mario is wearing a suit jacket and large glasses
a white and grey kitty sits on his hind legs with his ears perked up. he is staring at something off-screen
a black and white photo showing Iron Man/Tony Stark. his face is visible and the rest of his body is covered in the Iron Man armoured suit. bottom text reads "Tony Stark: May 29, 1970 - October 17, 2023"
a Google ad displaying a small green app icon with a car symbol within a circle. the name of the app is Fahrtenbuch von Driversnote. a green install button is visible on the right
screenshot showing a mute list titled 'Drama' with 5,000 users on it with the description "Won't stop engaging in angry drama (usually politics)"
screenshot from 'The Ballad of Buster Scruggs' showing James Franco's character with a noose around his neck. he looks down knowingly with a face full of previous experience, bottom caption reads "First time?"
screenshot showing user bigkyle.bsky.social's post with the following text: "that's it we're eating rufus"
a stick figure stands in the left corner while another figure gives them a big, sarcastic thumbs up before returning to a conversation with his friends
screenshot of Bluesky Settings showing a blue toggle which would require alt text on images posted
scene from TV show Fleabag. a Catholic priest looks sideways at the titular character Fleabag and tells her "It'll pass."
picture showing the title card of "The Scary Door", a show within the show Futurama that is a spoof of the series The Twilight Zone
photo showing the Bible verse John 11:35 "Jesus wept."
photo showing a shoe with soles that resemble cow hoves. this allowed moonshiners to disguise their footprints
picture showing my tamagotchi alive and kicking around