Emcee Hammerpants

@emceehammerpants.bsky.social

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I’m a very grumpy person and I’m not really that smart. If you’re thinking of following me you probably shouldn’t. I have no insights to give you.

I suspect things written in crayon may be more your speed. I’m all about accessibility!
The eyes of somebody who is not content at all
Trump as Kurtz in Apocalypse Now
Kurtz, but it’s Trump.
A photo of a Brittany. She’s a good dog. She is fluffy with big brown eyes, a pink nose, white fur with two big brown patches where her ears and eyes are. She has little brown spots on her nose.
The dude suspects you’re not a golfer
A bag of HEB Korean bbq chips. They are good.
A hand-drawn dungeon map
A picture of the book Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow by Gabrielle Zevin