emily s.

@emily.news

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Tech anchoress • Drops uncommon loot • Luxuriously soft • Sometimes I make computers slightly warmer • Not a reliable news source • https://emily.news/where-is-emily/ (Avatar by @caitlinroseboyle.com)

Screenshot of the diff stat from Github showing two added lines and 3,268 removed lines.
Very weird blurry image of colors arranged into geometric shapes that look like short vertical stripes.
Ice T as Fin Tutuola on Law & Order SVU shrugging off the reaction of his colleagues in the station by saying, "Don't look at me. I just know stuff."
full red-and-white starburst dead center, arms trailing long enough to catch smoke on the way down. off to the left near the treeline, a second smaller burst goes off just as this one's fading. the whole river's lit rose-red from the glow, the bridge arches lit up underneath, and you can just make out the little island and a few boats sitting on the water with red and blue running lights. there's one bright point up in the top left too — might be a plane.
Summary Comparison Table: • OwO (The Alert) - Type: Emoticon (Open eyes) - Emotion: Curiosity / Surprise - Energy: Outward (Looking at something) - Vibe: "What is happening?" • UwU (The Serene) - Type: Emoticon (Closed eyes) - Emotion: Affection / Contentment - Energy: Inward (Feeling something) - Vibe: "This is so cute/warm." • Awoo (The Vocalization) - Type: Phonetic (Sound) - Emotion: Enthusiasm / Belonging - Energy: Radiating (Communal hype) - Vibe: "I am here and excited!"
It looks like Mt. Fuji reflected in a lake at dawn, but it's from a video game
Fake Tokyo seen from a distance, which looks like real Tokyo with several Tokyo landmarks, but smaller
A screenshot of a mobile app interface showing a list of draft posts under a header titled "Drafts." The list contains five entries with timestamps on the left: Timestamp "now": Two paragraphs explaining that Earth is slightly farther from the Sun during Northern Hemisphere summer, but because there is more land in the north, it tends to be warmer. Timestamp "1mo": A short sentence: "telling people 'i'm old': first as farce, then as tragedy". Timestamp "1mo": A short script dialogue where the host introduces actor William Fichtner (mentioning Contact and The Dark Knight), but then immediately pivots to discussing his role as Col. Willie Sharp in Armageddon, ending with Fichtner saying "ah." Timestamp "2mo": A reflection stating: "i never thought numbers and number theory were all that interesting until I realized that numbers are maybe the most accessible 'pure' abstraction humans can discuss." A small note below says "+ 3 more posts". Timestamp "2mo": A technical joke: "/usr/bin/yes is a form of generative AI: discuss"
Abstract 3D rendering with many narrow columns arranged like a landscape, with many shades of blue and red colorings
3D rendered aerial view of the core of Tokyo with the buildings rendered as light gray boxes.
sad yea
748 items in the Forza screenshot directory
A low-angle shot of a sleek, copper-colored Mercedes AMG speeding down a wide highway bridge in Japan. The background features a dense cityscape of skyscrapers, the iconic red and white Tokyo Tower, and distant mountains under a hazy, pale sky.
Side profile of a glossy, metallic copper Lamborghini with yellow accents along the bottom and gold wheels. The car features McDonald's golden arches logos on the door and rear wing, parked in a minimalist white architectural showroom.
Screenshot of a Mac Finder window titled "Media." The list shows folders for Movies (16.35 TB), TV (14.17 TB), Clips (1.7 TB), and Capture (1.2 TB). A folder named "Kiwix" is highlighted, revealing several .zim files including archives of Project Gutenberg (253 GB) and English Wikipedia (123 GB). The sidebar lists various locations, including a drive named "emily.media."
Severe Weather Alert for Portland showing dangerously hot conditions with temperatures up to 100°F on June 14
Five colorful Apple iG4 internet gadgets lined up horizontally in orange, pink, teal, blue, and green. Below the devices is the text "The most colorful way to the Internet" followed by the Apple logo and the slogan "Think different."
FLUX.2 [dev]'s attempt looks like a tower of stone, then metal, then wood, then soap bubble. there are no labels. it looks...chaotic.
A weird rendering of a sphere that's stone at the bottom, then metal, then wood, and then capped with actual soapbubble
Flat-back stud earrings whose outer face looks like the sparkle emoji
tiny japanese car jumping through the air with beautiful Japan scenery in the background
Rainbow Bridge (modeled after the one in Tokyo) seen at night, lit up in a rainbow gradient
As described in post. That car is way way up there in the air. You can see bits of debris trailing behind from when I made the jump
this is only slightly less absurd but still absurd. a very slightly bigger three-wheeled car with a cute pink and white cat art on it
look, i don't even know how to describe this. it's a very tiny car with only three wheels covered with anime girl art. it looks absurd.
This photo, along with the next two, show a small car called the 2020 Lotus Evija (Forza Edition), but the livery all across the car is the guy from the "succulent Chinese meal" meme along with the label "SUCCULENT CHINESE MEALS"
yea
Feelin' fine typewritten on a page
Denise Gough looks down at her phone aghast
Star Trek DS9 opening title card, but the title has been altered to read "Quark Transitions Again, But This Time There's No Pretext, And Everybody Is Just Cool About It"
In this clip I drive an offroad-looking vehicle that very closely resembles the Warthog vehicle from the series Halo.
As described in post. There is a towering mecha that appears to alternately jump, run, and rollerblade around you as you race a car against it. It's slightly ahead.
A white BMW races along a sakura-blossom-lined road in the country, Mount Fuji visible in the distance as the sun sets
Equilibrium (2002)
it's a racing kei truck seen from the front
> This single PR merge is likely going to cause more damage to Rust than anything else had up to this point.
throughput
yea
This video has 4.2K views 20 years ago
Diagram showing how the perihelion of Mercury precesses (goes around the Sun) over the course of many orbits. None of this is to scale.
Screenshot of trending topics right now: Epstein Starfox 64 Star Fox Star Fox Direct Fox McCloud
Someone has searched for "write whale song as text" on Google. Google's AI overview has responded with "waaoaooooooooooaoaooo" (whale song onomatopoeia).
I crudely scrawled the first seven letters using my mouse into a pixel font
There is no way I'm describing the contents of this screenshot beyond terminal window with journal from Linux computer showing pipewire errors. OCR it if you want more.
La Cigarette Cause le Cancer
There's a small part of a macbook keyboard here. You can see the "fn" key, and above that is the..."fn" key?
Screenshot from website which reads: Next: Project DREAM Project DREAM is our investment in Ruby's future. DREAM stands for Driving Ruby's Evolution to AI Maturity.