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@emilyexploded.bsky.social

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I like cats, frogs, and coffee. They/them/theirs.

Emily wearing a textured white wedding dress with a low back and a veil with embroidered greenery on it. Emily is standing in profile to the camera and their Dexcom with decorative over patch is pointed towards the camera.
Tweet from Meek Mill: “EAGLES IS A DISGRACE!!!!!!!!”
Photo of Emily facing away from the camera in an A-line wedding gown a cathedral length veil with green and purple embroidery. Their Dexcom G7 sensor can be seen on their right arm.
Quiz results stating I am a Napa Cabbage, a cute and simple illustration of a Napa cabbage, with the following text: Veggie ID Napa Cabbage Strengths: -Can do no harm to the world -Is really good at baking -Gives great hugs Weakness: -Bites more than they can chew -Doesn't voice their opinions -Zero rizz "Maybe they were just busy :)" (No they just ghosted Napa) "You can talk to me anytime!" "You can do so much better" Alignment: Lawful 50%, Neutral 50%, Chaotic 0% Good 90%, Neutral 9%, Evil 1% Hidden Talent: Knows their friends emotions like the back of their hand or should I say leaf... Peer reviews: "Napa was my first friend VeggieVille" - Leek "I showed them the 'Loss' meme, and they started crying" -Broccoli "Someone once gave Napa roses on V-day, and Napa said 'Awww thank you, you're my best friend!'"-Green Bean
A screenshot of Twitter taken on June 11, 2020 showing Kwame Anthony Appiah had blocked me.
Two long-haired cats, one grey and one orange, sitting in a cat tree
A chocolate Swiss roll cake with and chocolate hazelnut buttercream and chocolate ganache in the shape of a log.
A low res image of a gray long hair cat on a black background sitting and looking upwards with his mouth open looking like he’s screaming.
A gray long hair cat looking intensely at the camera while lying on hardwood floors in front of the carpeted stairs that his head is lying on
A plate of homemade chocolate sandwich cookies with peanut butter frosting in the middle with the caption “Yeah I absolutely popped of with these homemade peanut butter cakesters”
A pie dish filled with meat, vegetables, gravy and topped with cottage cheese.
Emily and Jac smiling and holding their rings up to the camera
A side table next to a couch with a white coffee cup, a water bottle, and a gray long hair cat sitting next to each other. In the background is Emily’s fiancé sitting on the couch on his phone.
Jac and Emily’s left hands on top of each other, either with a yellow gold ring with tourmaline center stone
Two plastic lawn chairs stacked on top of each other, one green and one pink.
Gray cat with long hair laying with a burrito kicker toy in between his legs and looking at the camera
Image of Emily’s fiancé asleep on a blue couch under a green plaid blanket and cuddling with a fluffy orange cat while a grey fluffy cat observes next to the orange cat.
Grey cat laying on a table and facing a TV playing The Aristocats
Image of Emily smiling in front of a casserole dish with chicken pot pie in it.
Emily is laying on the couch and smiling gently with their long hair gray cat laying on their chest. They are wearing overalls and a pink shirt.
Henry, a fluffy gray cat, laying on top of Emily whose face is out of frame. He is looking skeptically at the camera.
Screenshot of a quote from Josh Gondelman’s Substack post #105 that reads “ALTHOUGH, MY HOTTEST RELATIONSHIP TAKE IS THAY MOST PEOPLE WHO ARE BAD AT MONOGAMY ARE BAD AT POLYAMORY FOR SIMILAR REASONS.”
Screenshot of a product listing from Neiman Marcus showing a $6995 handbag that looks like a hot dog covered in crystals.
Image of an illustrated Dalmatian in a fireman costume that says “get out and stay out” and a speech bubble that says “dont ever talk to me ever again”
Picture of Emily holding a gray cat who looks shocked
Image of a gray cat hugging, kicking, and biting a burrito toy. The cat is looking at the camera with dilated pupils.
Image of a grey cat sniffing an insulin pump
Image of a grey cat standing on his hind legs with his paws out in the air. They is standing in front of a bowl of dry food and a bowl of wet food.
Image of a gray cat laying down with his head and paw resting on Emily’s right leg
Image of a medium hair gray cat with white whiskers and green eyes sitting and looking up at the person giving them pets. In front of the cat is a thigh with a yeehaw pusheen tattoo on it.
Image of a Gray cat with white whiskers sitting behind a toilet and some pipes
Image of a grey cat with white whiskers and green eyes rubbing up against a white squatty potty and coming out from behind a toilet.