Auntie Em

@emilygerber.bsky.social

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Apologetically myself

Two spotted fauns in a field of ferns
Bernie wearing mittens and a mask replacing Trump in the picture with Spain's soccer team after winning World Cup.
A man in black scrubs dozes in a mission style chair in the foreground. In the background a yellow lab mix lies on her side on the hardwood floor. The exhaustion is palpable.
A beagle mix looking up at the camera with a friendly smile.
Annie, a yellow lab mix lying in a sunny spot on the grass, squinting and smiling with her mouth slightly open.
Yellow lab mix looking somber in a black winter hat and neon orange coat.
An obvious AI image of Trump in the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool with an AI overview saying it's hard to tell if the image was AI.
Homer Simpson with his hand in a jar of mayonnaise captioned "GREAT. I'M GONNA EAT MAYONNAISE. *GROANS*
This image shows actor Murray Hamilton in his role as Mayor Larry Vaughn in the 1975 film Jaws.
A yellow lab mix lying in the grass with her eyes squinting and tongue half out smiling.
The macrodata refiners from Severance at their work stations.
Close up of the face of a yellow lab mix with eyes closed and a very content expression.
Natural walnut grain table.
Screenshot of purple car driving through a cartoon zoo from the 1995 video game "Putt-Putt Saves the Zoo"
A somewhat grainy picture of an orange cat.
A 70 lb yellow lab mix half falling off of a brown couch.
A yellow dog sleeps on a brown bed with her head snuggled into a puffy yellow pillow.
The Brady Bunch in neon costumes live in concert
Screenshot of a clickbait AP story. Picture of a package of linguine with meatballs. Text underneath reads "Listeria Found in Walmart, Trader Joe's Meals May Be Linked to Deadly Fettuccine Outbreak.
List of possible reasons Hulu offers on the page where you cancel your account.
White couple who pointed guns at BLM protesters
Yellow lab mix mostly asleep on a brown dog bed. Sleigh bed behind her.
The image shows a search bar with "Allrecipes coleslaw recipe" typed in. The top result is "shop coe slaw" at Amazon.
Close up of lab mix with a pleading yet accusatory expression.
A flower with the words "war is not healthy for children and other living things."
Woman leaning to her right with a raspberry on the tip of her left index finger.
Skeleton spinning on chair captioned "waiting"
2 crocodiles mating
Cartoon stork holding pickle. Mascot of the Vlasic pickle company.
Bernie Sanders superimposed on a bed built for non-monogamy. Did I just type those words?
A picture of a glass of Prosecco with cherry pie filling at the bottom and the caption Freed from the constraints of polite society, I have mixed canned cherry pie filling with Prosecco. I call it the lava lamp.
Facebook Ad reads: Want to be part of a community that cares about their eyelid health? Support your journey to healthier eyelids with the latest tips and expert advice.
3 pots of purple sage.
Screenshot showing battery at 69%
European otter
Yellow lab mix sleeping contentedly on a fuzzy blanket.
Your stripper name is the name on the marquee of the club you strip at.
Annie standing atop an end table looking serious.
White dog standing on end table looking serious
Dog with a smug expression