Dr Moinhattan

@emilymoin.com

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Intensivist, ethicist, epidemiologist, math enthusiast. Es könnte auch anders sein. (I call them tweets and they're my own)

A mug that says "Coffee or I'll shoot" as made famous in the A24 film The Drama
Dr Leo Spaceman saying "We have no way of knowing where the heart is," a screen cap from 30 Rock
There are some technical limitations. Because Vital Signals does most of its data crunching in the cloud, a data connection is necessary to display your blood pressure results. If you’re offline or in airplane mode, the data will still be captured and processed later.
That was probably the worst date l've ever been on in my entire life He spent no less than an hour explaining the trolley problem to me Spoiler alert: he would "find a way" to stop the trolley
before curtain at TITANIQUE
Buried Abecedary for Intensive Care By Laura Kolbe It’s called an awakening trial when the pleasanter drugs stop. It’s called bucking when the lungs and vent jam wing against each other. It’s called clubbing when the fingernails thicken to spoons from lack of oxygen. It’s called drug fever when no one knows why. It’s called elevation when the eyes can see where the feet should be. It’s called fasting when radiology foretells like a speaking goat on the blood-blue mountain. It’s called gunk when they suction the trach. It’s called hipaa when no one tells. It’s called inspiration just before the triggered cough. It’s called jaw thrust when the head is prepared for the macintosh blade. It’s called kin when they don’t shy speechless from the gunk. And when they do. It’s called labored when breath outmoans machines. It’s called manual blood pressure when you hope the machine lied. It’s called nitroprusside when the body is flushed like a cinema. It’s called octreotide when the blood untucks the napkin of the diner. It’s called a pan scan when the body won’t tell. It’s called a query when insurer and the bank won’t tell. Called resuscitation but it isn’t. Called shock when it started as resuscitation. Called trendelenburg when the feet are in the air. Called underventilation when the gas is more like the future planet’s. Called the vagus nerve when touching the neck makes the rhythm stop. Called weaning when the fentanyl hangs salivary at the chin of the bed. Called xeroform when the gauze smells like gin and tonic. Called you when it’s a question of error. Called zeroing out when they reset the machines for the next body.