Emma Chittenden

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Taxonomist | Ontologist | Systems thinker | Polymath | Nerd | Mother of dog and cat | Feminist | www.murmuration.uk

A golden retriever puppy, who has gold ears and a cream body looks at the person holding the camera like she’s got food and he doesn’t
A golden retriever’s head rests on his front paw, he’s totally bombed and looks dreamily at his mama
A white plate with a jumbo battered sausage and chip shop chips piled on it, served with English mustard and tomato ketchup
Bertie the golden retriever, fast asleep on his side of the sofa
a pile of slightly singed Gözleme (Turkish calzone) are piled on a cooling rack, in the background a blue Le Creuset kettle rests on the closed cooker lid.
A photo of a property listing, interior of a kitchen with no fixtures, wood cabinets from the 1980s and a bright red carpet, in a kitchen.
Weirdo the grey Burmese sits on his human’s lap and GLARES at her. Because she exists. Obvs
Weirdo, the Burmese cat, likes on his back with his belly exposed and back paws in the air, completely out cold.
Weirdo a Burmese cat stares into the distance (I’m told it was a ghost, like duh) his ears are flipped back and he is giving big “oh REALLY mother energy”
A grey Burmese cat lies in an attempt to recreated a gordian knot in a fluffy donut bed. Heat is too much for him
A smug grey Burmese leans up against his human smirking at his sneaky ways
A golden retriever lies on his back on the floor, his floof duster (tail) acting as a fart wafter. There is a teal velvet armchair in the background and a discarded partially de-flooded Santa toy on the floor.
A row of trees swaying in the breeze under an almost cloudless blue sky.
Weirdo, a grey Burmese cat, lying on his side in a cat sized sun patch to recharge his brain cell (he’s carbon neutral)
Weirdo the grey Burmese cat, lounging on a big square cream covered cushion, on an outside sofa. He glares at the prospect of being moved.
A grey Burmese cat called weirdo sits leaning up against his human, staring into the camera with a big case of 😑 vibes
A grey Burmese cat, called Weirdo, is asleep on his side his paw tucked under his chin and his tail as a pillow.
A very long strip of what looks like grass but is in fact an uneven strip of something that’s green, 90% stinging nettles 5% brambles and the rest is god knows what. The Apple tree looks lush tho.
A very fucking long front garden that looks like it’s a parched lawn, it’s not, it’s just cut short and the under-shit is showing through
Dung Beetles and their effect on rural communities poster stuck to a telegraph pole.
A scene from Madam Secretary where Henry McCord is saying how human rights were the first things to go in failing states, referencing Nazi Germany and others
Weirdo the grey Burmese cat sits on a blue wool desk pad, in front of a monitor, he either has resting fuck you face or he’s making the “fact” his dinner is (not) late abundantly clear, by glaring
Screenshot from a BBC article (the grammatical error is not mine) There is been speculation some foreign countries, such as China which owns some $759bn of US bonds, might start selling them. Mr Saravelos said: "there is little room now left for an escalation on the trade front. "The next phase risks being an outright financial war involving Chinese ownership of US assets." But he warned: "there can be no winner in such a war. The loser will be the global economy'
Weirdo the Burmese cat, sits on a desk giving the most epic “fuck you” death stare. I could feel the glare of annoyance from 5” away.
Market summary of Tesla Inc, illustrating that Nazism REALLY doesn't pay, having wiped out the smug tw*t's election gains by about 91%. Current share price of $231.24 and sliding further.
Weirdo, a lilac grey burmese cat, lies on a pink oodie, in the sunshine of the conservatory. One of his paws outstretch towards the camera, his whiskers are puffed out and he is giving both side eye and eye roll. One of his rear paws is hovering near his ear. It is as they say, a mood.
A close up of the cutest slumbering face of Bertie, the golden retriever. He was snoring too.
Bertie, a golden retriever is in his bathrobe, he looks away from the camera, miffed.
A blue sparkly badge with the number 2 on it, it says 2 years below, it comes from the I am sober app
a picture of a restaurant table, with an orange velvet covered banquette seating, with cushions, against a blue panelled and orange plastered wall, covered in foodie abstract images. It says Forking good plates, Plate at the Bird.
Luna, a chocolate point Siamese cat, is fast asleep in a beige fluffy donut bed, with her paw over her face and her tail wrapped around her.
Baron Ptolemy Weirdo “Trip” Hazard, a grey Burmese cat, leans on his humans leg, his facial expression says “I did not sign up for this shit”
After. The new RNIB shop website with the Education and braille, and Home and leisure primary navigation sections open, each primary section has a maximum of four secondary navigation sections.
Before. The RNIB shop navigation, showing the Braille and labelling, and House navigation exposed. The secondary and tertiary navigation options were stacked ontop of each other without sufficient spacing in some places, and excessive amounts of whitespace in others.
Bertie, a golden retriever, stands and stares at his human with an epic eye roll. Which could have something to do with an orange and yellow octopus stuffie that’s sitting on his head. He stands on a beige(?!?) carpet in front of a TV on a wooden stand, there’s a teal loveseat in the background.
The speedo and rev limiter on the dashboard of a car, also showing the time, the number of miles fuel left, the outside temperature of the -5.5 the mileage and the trip counter.
Baron Ptolemy Weirdo Tenderiser “Trip” Hazard the first, a silver Burmese is stretched out on his back, his head on his mumsy’s knee, his paws flopped down, fast asleep on a teal blanket draped over two human legs
Weirdo, a grey Burmese cat, in a semi liquid state of half sitting, half collapsed and draped over his humans leg (what are human legs for, if not for cat pillows?) he's fast asleep on a teal blanket which has a heated blanket under it. There is a wooden tv stand and a teal love seat in the background.
A silver Burmese cat is stretched out on his back fast asleep on a teal blanket, with his legs in the air. His human’s chunky can be seen and her foot is resting on his soft, warm belleh.
An illustration of a black cat, with saucer big eyes, dressed up as a dragon, the caption above says “Fluff up your courage, unleash your magic. You’re a dragon, go breathe fire!”
A christmas dinner of thick sliced chateaubriand (medium rare), red cabbage, peas & leeks, handmade dauphinoise potatoes and orange braised carrots, sit on a pale blue Mud china plate, which in turn sits on a white quilted place mat. Not pictured, the bloody lovely gravy.
A bacon roll, with a bite taken out of it rests on a white ceramic plate with a blue rim. There is a small puddle of egg that's already escaped sitting next to it.
A grey Burmese cat, called Weirdo, is stretched out on a leg hammock touching his sister, Luna, a chocolate point Siamese's, backside. She was very displeased about this, and made her feelings know.
A stack of easy to cook Beef Grylls rests on a refrigerated shelf in Waitrose
A TV listing in the Christmas edition of the Radio Times, showing a film on Christmas Eve, incorrectly titled as Beetle Juice.
A grey Burmese cat, fast asleep melted over his human’s foot, he’s manspreading like a pro.
Important message from clinic: Currently the Great Western Hospital is operating a partial booking system. We are booking our appointments in order of clinical urgency and the length of the wait. This means we are informing our patients of their appointment time and date when their place in the queue is reached. When checking on your appointment status you will see that the virtual queue that you are held in is on December 25th. This is not a real appointment date and time, but a dummy one allocated to you.
From the BBC. Motive remains a mystery Investigators have so far not identified a motive in the killing, although police did note that the assailant fled without taking any of Thompson’s belongings.
Bertie, a golden retriever is fast asleep with a smooshy face on his human’s lap.
A screenshot of the 🤢 Tesla Smart pillow webpage showing a pillow.
From the FAQs on the give a crap dog poo bag page. Do these fit into a dispenser? Right now we just sell one size of dog poo bags and wanted to make sure it catered for dogs big and small. While they're not compatible with standard poo bag dispensers, we recommend tying a couple around your lead. They look pretty snazzy as an accessory!
Bertie, a golden retriever standing in a doorway looking slightly perplexed.
Add muted words and tags screen from Bluesky with the word Jaguar typed in the text entry field, and the duration set to forever and mute in text and tags.
A group of four friends, most of them mainly laughing at the camera on a night out in Taunton. They’re all very drunk. But it was a damn good night. Hilarity was had by all.
A golden retriever called Bertie sits on some stairs, covered in the second worse carpet colour for houses with golden retrievers in in them. He looks up at his human taking the photo (annoyed at having his snoopervision of the neighbours interrupted). His comfort toy (a rattly caterpillar) sits on the window sill.
A snoozing grey Burmese cat looks smug as a bug on a heated blanket, in the valley between two legs.