Emma Dingle

@emmadingle.bsky.social

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Human Intersectional London and Milton Keynes by way of Bumpkinland

Just a small selection of the vast Halloween offering in shops in the UK in July.
Steve Carell's TV anchor character being controlled by Jim Carrey in Bruce Almighty. Lots of high speed nonsense delivered with a straight face.
Screenshot of the skeet being replied to where the two thumbnail images side-by-side read "Mayor of | rages".
Yellow Southbank Centre embossed deckchairs on a green lawn by a lush green hedge framed by trees. A gazebo gives shade at the end of the lawn. In the midground the top of the Southbank Centre peeks out. Behind it the giant spokey wheel of the London Eye ferris wheel cass a silhouette on the bright blue sky bustling with white fluffy clouds.
A stop motion animated hammerhead shark sat on a wooden chair eating with a fork, American style with knife on the table, with a plate of something random (maybe white fish?) and a mug.
The confusion caused by having a Dog called Mike Hat
The very important emotional support bucket
Cyberworld 3D poster. Groundbreaking cinema, with The Simpsons, Antz and The Pet Shop Boys.
Pikachu in a deerstalker hat driling coffee
Bottle of Stokes' Tomato Ketchup
Green and white striped tape looped around trees to cordon off a huge fallen tree part, possibly the victim of one of the enormous lightning strikes during last week's spectacular thunderstorm. Text on the green section: The Parks Trust Milton Keynes Text on the white section: Aware and working on it
Your closest match: Zohran Mandani Mayor of New York (2026 - present)
From foone PSA: 1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly 2. If you are silly, you must stay silly 2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
Red sheep clarifies something with the wise old sheep. "So God is a big invisible lamb-beaver made of bread?
mthomaskingsley - Threads post 1. A Brit complaining about how hot it is 2. An American or Aussie saying "Pfft! You call that hot?" 3. A different American or Aussie who has spent time here saying "No, really, you don't get it"
A headless white nude body with large chesticals reaches up towards a giant surreal skephant like steam boiler
A red heart opens like a pendant to show a picture of a silver bucket (pail) on ine side and the text "tspud bucket" on the other
Baseball with hands covering and peeking out with its eyes. Yes the baseball is sentient and experiencing cringe
8-bit baseball
Tiny old church viewed from the side, surrounded by a field, amongst lush dark green hedges and towering trees.
An illustration of a 1950s styled working age chap in a suit smoking a pipe with a thought bubble standing in front of a star field. Text: just remember that in the vast infiniteness of space, your thoughts and problems are materially insignificant.
Screenshot from Threads: At the very top of the feed there's a link button with the words: Lose your place in feed? Back > When clicked it opens a feed at the last place you stopped.
The Witches of Eastwick Cher, Jack Nicholson, Susan Sarandon, Michelle Pfeiffer
Matthew Rhys, wearing tweed jacket, open white collar and a brown jumper. Looking confused and terrified in Widow's Bay.
P140 Teletext 140 Jul18 23:10:19 Bamboozle! Bamber Boozler poses 12 questions. Answer using the fastext keys. Pixilated illustrations of a rainbow and our dapper quizmaster Bamber Bamber says: What a lovely rainbow outside Teletext towers today. Press red to start... Lisa Dawson, N Ireland, won last week's comp! Chess 141 Sudoku 142 Comps 577 ITV1 NORTON LOANS SEE p615 0800 929 100 Fastkey options: ???? Chess Sudoku Mob Quiz
Map showing England and Wales and neighbour Ireland, are approximately on the same latitude as Vancouver and Calgary in Canada, with Scotland even higher.
mthomaskingsley on threads: Things see online every summer 1. A Brit complaining about how hot it is 2. An American or Aussie saying "Pfft! You call that hot?" 3. A different American or Aussie who has spent time here saying "No, really, you don't get it"
No one is finally dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away, until the clock wound up winds down, until the wine she made has finished its ferment, until the crop they planted is harvested. The span of someone’s life is only the core of their actual existence. Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man (Discworld, #11; Death, #2)
Episode titles over Star Trek DS9: The Ferengi gang buy a horse
Legs jumping on trampette
Rocky the space alien from Project Hail Mary, manoeuvers in his wonky protective ball. He explains: So Rocky no die in Grace atmosphere
Deep Space Mallrats Image from opening sequence for Deep Space Nice
Star Trekking across the universe Only going forwards Cos we can't find reverse Starship Enterprise flies in front of planet
The Happiness Patrol - Doctor Who of the late 1980s Here the accursed giant b*stard offspring of Bertie Bassett and TikTock from Return to Oz looms large as Ace stands uneasily, but make it punk, in the background.
Oliva Cooke hair in an up do, strong femme vibes in a flowing deep blue frock with risqué open sides looking very glam. Beside her is Emma Darcy - they wear a phwoarsome masculine styled ensemble of long black jacket, white shirt, thin black tie and slicked back short hair.
"In 900 years of time and space, I've never met anyone who wasn't important before." - 11th Doctor Doctor Who - Matt Smith
A fluffy grey British squirrel holding and muching on a flowery treat, sat on a high branch of an old tree with lush green leaves.
I KNOW THIS BURGER DOESN'T EXIST. WHEN I PUT IT IN MY MOUTH, THE MATRIX IS TELLING MY BRAIN THAT IT'S JUICY AND DELICIOUS.
Five classic sugar mouse candy sweets.
Count Duckula expressing his concern to his giant chicken broken winged servant called Nannie who has just served him cardboard in a bowl as the cereal had run out.
An Agent from The Matrix, be-suited and wearing shades "The Peak of your civilization"
A tall modelesque blonde bobbed tall woman stares forward with her arm draped over a short bearded chap looking dejected. "It's difficult to love yourself when nobody shows you how."
Two toy like electric tiny buses parked in electric vehicle charging spots. The pink one has a destination display stating Pink Route, so one assumes Barbie uses it to get home safely when she's had a drink in town.
Small unusually fluffy maned tabby kitten looking into a cup of coffee half the size of itself with a spaced out and disdainful look.
White fold over boots. A bold fashion design choice. The wearer has to either be embracing ugly as cool, or is so drop dead gorgeous in every way that they can offset the horrible dismembered trousers aesthetic hiding what would otherwise be actually nice boots.
In the mad scientist hq, Professor Farnsworth shows off the Finglonger. It's a glove with one very long finger.
Nono the little red robot from Ulysees 31 avoids a falling red apple only to be bopped on the head by another one. Lucky for Nono, he's on soft grass, and he's a robot so he'll be fine, just a bit surprised by gravity's prank.
My white corded headphones with a USB-C connector displayed on a snazzy blue and black speckled rug.
A fan of branches reflects perfectly in a clear motionless pool in a green field.
Tak Girl "Let's all in Love" scene. 90s punk take on a Bob Fosse style dance scene.
Little red robot Nono, Telemachus, Ulysses (rocking a Space BeeGee aesthetic) and Yumi stand looking off screen as the stars fly behind through their spaceship window
Having been served cardboard in a bowl as the cereal had run out... Duckula: You know Nanny, sometimes I wonder about you.
A perturbed looking worm from the game Worms holding a Holy Hand Grenade
The peculiar pucker-mouthed puppet sprays a fine mist of spit on the screen, then badly draws the word Pob This was considered entirely normal educational telly. British Xennials and Geriatric Millennials are an odd bunch for many reasons.
Sheer tights with red and blue butterfly motif designed to appear like as though they are flying around the legs. In this picture they are paired with red high heeled shoes and a short red skirt/dress.
My bespectacled face looking at you
NHS Blood and Transplant service leaflet. UK Blood Donation Service information about low haemoglobin and iron. Image of hands doing an iron check.
Colin sits calmly possibly looking towards or off camera, hard to tell as he has a very fluffy face, which to be honest would have benefit3d from a visit to the dog barbers. Colin is a Miniature Schnauzer which Daisy purchased from the dog pound
A bright blue sky, a winding river reflecting trees surrounded by bright green grass
Victorian scientist George watches time speed by through his skylight windows as he increases the speed of his time machine.