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The long, dark teatime of the soul. ADHD Indigenous 🇨🇦 Old weeb, TTRPGer Big into They Might Be Giants I support: 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦 I block Zionists on sight. You are degenerates who will be remembered as monsters. Every conservative accusation is a confession.

Socialism is when the government does stuff and the more stuff the government does the more socialister it is -Karl Marx, 1823
A map of Europe showing that just about everywhere is being cooked by high temperatures, credited to weatheronline.co.uk
A NYT headline reading "Firm tied to Trump donor got no-bid contract to clean reflecting pool. A white house spokeswoman said the president was not involved in selecting Greenwater Services, the business owner by a trust led by John J. Cafaro.
A screenshot of a post about Clinton's Financial Times op ed in support of Trump's stance on Israel, with the text "The whole last decade has been building to this exact op-ed by this exact person."
A cartoon dog sits in a burning building. He says "this is fine".
Karl Marx has a speech bubble above him so it appears that he's saying the post above him.
A game show host pulls a big lever while the audience shouts "is that good?"
Surprised Pikachu
Calvin unable to sleep because of the implications.
An illustration of the Tyrrell building from Blade Runner
Surprised Pikachu
An image of one of Trump's latest tirades in which he acts in a manner that would get a 5-year-old scolded.
An image of the Enterprise from Star Trek The Next Generation with a title: The Gang Steals A Galaxy-class Starship
A photo of a Tesla cybertruck in water deep enough to almost entirely cover the wheel wells, tipped slightly to one side. A headline underneath reads: Driver intentionally drove Cybertruck into lake to use vehicle's 'Wade Mode,' police say.
A game show host pulls a lever while the audience shouts "is that good?"
Casino Royale meme with the guy at the casino table with stacks of chips in front of him: It appears that your vibes are not as coded as you claimed, Mr. Bond.
A screenshot of a post containing that Norman Rockwell painting of a man standing and speaking. Text above it reads: Military acrobatic demonstrations at air shows present an unacceptable risk to life and critical equipment without any tangible payoff.
That kid who punches the Nazi kid after saying "okay".
Dril tweet reading "and another thing: President Xi was not referring to the incredible rise that the United States has displayed to the world during the 16 spectacular months of the trump administration, please dont put in the newspaper that President Xi was referring to the incredible rise that the United States has displayed to the world during the 16 spectacular months of the trump administration".
New data center equivalent to setting off 23 nuclear bombs per day, professor finds.
Headline: Maryland citizens slapped with $2 billion power grid upgrade bill for out-of-state data centres — state complains to federal energy regulators, says additional cost breaks 'ratepayer protection pledge' promises.
An image of a bottle of Sapporo Hokkaido Furano hops-flavoured sparkling water.
A bus driver says "don't make me tap the sign".
The author of the article pictured with the captions "Hasan bad", and "bottom text"
A "recommended" steam review reading "Caves of Qud is a game about being covered in liquids."
A meme template where a girl is about to throw a dodgeball at some other girls. The girls are labelled "leftists". The ball is labelled "the gift of prophecy and the curse of never being believed". The girl is labelled "Apollo".
A portrait of George Washington
An image indicating that Chuck Schumer has received $6,455,056 from Israel lobbyists and PACs.
A man says "let them fight"
A Bluesky tweet describing the Korean politician that climbed a wall to impeach their president and contrasting that with the Democrats who are currently on vacation.
A futuristic utopia with flying cars and pods and shiny shit
XKCD #418. Shows a chart labelled "my overall health" versus "time". A red line shows a slight increase on average until it crosses a dotted line labelled "the day I realized I could cook bacon whenever I wanted", after which it plummets.
A man turns more and more into a clown as he recites the American "flag pledge"
A flyer from the "hottest gardens" company in Chinese and English detailing the services they can provide.
A man stands in a group of sitting people. He has a pamphlet in his pocket. He appears to be speaking. The other people look at him.
A tweet by @suchnerve reading: Violence is NOT the answer. The answer is *opens history book* uh oh *frantically starts flipping through pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh
Image from The Simpsons of the Springfield Tire Fire, now smelled in 46 states.
A popsicle in the shape of Hatsune Miku with her mouth open wide like an old-school anime character.
A tweet describing Trump's intention to declare an emergency so he can interfere in the elections and the retweet comment is desperately, and accurately, pointing out that if he succeeds it's all over.
A lot of text pointing out that returning a shopping cart is the truest and most accurate test for whether someone is fundamentally a good person.
A blue ribbon labelled "fell for it again award"
Image of leaked draft executive order to allow Donald Trump to seize voting machines with the military and sieze Democrat opposition's assets.
A photograph of a glass of dark liquid being held up in front of a green wall. The glass has a print on it based on the Achewood webcomic that reads "Lyle's Genuine California Ache Water"
A man sets up a set of increasingly large panels like dominoes and gets ready to start them falling over. The smallest is labelled "ACLU argues Skokie case" and the largest is labelled "Alex Pretti is murdered".
A man at a poker table is subtitled "I think you will find, Mr. Bond, that your rights are quite alienable."
A map showing Germany's territorial losses after World War 2
That Pawn Stars meme with two guys at the counter. The text says "best I can do is some centrists who just want things to quote go back to normal unquote".
A cartoon man in two panels says: Am I out of touch? No, it's the post-mortem report I commissioned that's wrong.
A news clipping: Kennedy Center Board Moves to Rename It the Trump-Kennedy Center. The performing arts center is by law designated the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts, and it has been generally understood that the power to change the center's name lies with Congress.
A spider graph showing the kinds of games I played in 2025, including: Dwarf, Open World, Action Roguelike, Action RPG, Procedural Generation, Farming Sim
A person in a spacesuit points a gun at another person in a spacesuit. The one being pointed at is captioned "durrrrr... are we the baddies?" The one with the gun is captioned "You fucking idiot".
A stick figure emerges from a group of stick figures to give a thumbs-up
A man holds up 3 fingers in the American manner while a German watches.
Dril tweet that reads "go ahead. keep screaming "Shut The Fuck Up" at me. it only makes my opinions Worse"
A package of Zip 100% natural twisted firestarters.
Two astronauts are standing with a planet in the background. One is pointing a gun at the other.
A clip of Bart Simpson walking into an automatic door that doesn't open. When he steps away from it, someone else walks up and it opens for them.
Apu taking a bullet meme. Charlie Kirk being shot by Kirk's own words and defended by the Democrats
An old drawing of an ouroboros.
An image that says autism announcement