Emily Pilat

@empilat.bsky.social

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Button's Mom. Higher Ed dweeb. Sometimes Shadow Mistress. Emmy-Award Winning Artist. Animation aficionado. Yogurt enthusiast.

An extremely offputting putting of a man, with red rings around his d his one visible eyes. He wears a yellow and brown polo shirt, and visor. He has thick flesh colored lips, and pale pimple pocked skin. He has swoopy yellow toned hair that covers one of his eyes, and flows slightly over the top of the visor.
A bulletin board reads "DO IT FOR HER" in bold black letters. This phrase is surrounded by pictures of a Maggie Simpson, a yellow hued baby with a red pacifier and blue clothing. In one prominent photo she is held by her father, Homer Simpson, a balding man in a white polo shirt. In this photo he shares a warm smile with Maggie.
Three digital alarms are set on, the first at 3:15 AM, the second at 3:30 AM, and the third and final alarm set for 4:00 AM.