Miko will gladly do so. In song form!

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Dad, music teacher (2012 BM SIUE), Hawkeyes and Blues fan. It is fun to have fun, but you have to know how. he/him, you do you

Homestar Runner, about to endorse using galvanized nails
Cover art for the Reel Big Fish album "Why Do They Rock So Hard?," featuring silhouettes of band members against a colorful backdrop
A clip from the Dido song "Thank You," where the singer sings, "It's Not So Bad"
ZOIDBERG, holding a tube: We'll need to have a look inside you with this camera. *FRY opens his mouth* ZOIDBERG: Guess again. *FRY, mouth still open, makes a scared face*
"summer rains, you can never predict them!"
Cheerleader from Teen Girl Squad mixes up "great" and "good," saying instead "grood."
Title: PRIDEARAMA Subtitle: PROUDLY SUPPORTED BY EVERY PROUD EARTHICAN EVERYWHERE... EXCEPT, IRONICALLY, THE PROUD BOYS
A picture of Carolina Hurricanes defenseman Shayne Gostisbehere
The cover for the graphic novel Ducks, by Kate Beaton, showing a woman in PPE halfway up the ladder of a very large truck
Top text, normal Winnie the Pooh: LI'L SMOKIES CRESCENT ROLLS Bottom text, fancy Winnie the Pooh: EGG WASH KOSHER SALT
A block calendar with Iowa Hawkeyes theme. It reads March 32.
A purple Game Boy Advance with Pokemon Gold, at a screen with, among other things, an option to CONTINUE since the battery was replaced. A soldering iron tip is visible on the top left.
TOP LEFT: a still from Wind Waker, Link spars with an old man. TOP RIGHT: Heinz Doofenshmirtz, with text: "SPAR WITH THE OLD MAN?" BOTTOM LEFT: another still from Wind Waker, Link is given a button cue to parry the same old man, who is now wearing a fedora BOTTOM RIGHT: Heinz again, with text: "PARRY THE OLD MAN!?"
"No. of seasons - 56 No. of episodes - 4,736 (53 missing)"
A still from Homestar Runner's Teen Girl Squad. A poorly drawn cartoon character, having being almost entirely eaten by a now-off-screen shark, exclaims, "OW! my most of me!"
Christmas Portrait, an album by The Carpenters
Text: "1. Turkey doesn't make you tired. Your loudmouth cousin has been lying to you: Turkey doesn't actually contain any chemicals that make you sleepy. It's probably just the beer and mashed potatoes and anticipation of Iowa football." The phrase "anticipation of Iowa football" has been manually highlighted.
A scene from the Netflix film K-Pop Demon Hunters A young woman with a forced smile rises from behind a couch, about to tell her friends that they can no longer rest
Stats from the 11/23/25 MSU-IOWA football game Total plays: MSU 83 / Iowa 74 Total EPA: MSU 2.88 / Iowa -7.96 Offensive EPA: MSU -2.60 / Iowa -8.70 Special Teams EPA: MSU 5.60 / 1.48 Penalty EPA MSU 6.32 / -0.74
In a scene from the cartoon Futurama, a magician boards a life boat with several other gentlemen. The caption reads, "AND THE MAGICIAN"
The Aurora borealis is visible from a backyard, with views of traffic lights stretched out, a wooden fence, a chicken run, and a chicken who won't stay in her coop with her sisters
Robin from the TV show Young Justice, about to ask why people can't just be "whelmed"
Robin from Young Justice speaking among teammates
Homestar Runner pouring Mountain Dew on Strong Bad's computer
December 12, 2012 Civilization V December 23, 2012 Chivalry: Medieval Warfare [a gift] December 18, 2011 Lucasarts Adventure Bundle December 26, 2010 Bethesda Holiday Sale July 15, 2009 The Secret of Monkey Island: Special Edition August 12, 2008 Garry's Mod + Team Fortress 2
A TV at a middle Tennessee hotel breakfast nook, where ESPN talking heads are discussing, you guessed it, the Dallas Cowboys
The poster for 1999 Disney Channel Original Movie "H. E. Double Hockey Sticks," starring Matthew Lawrence, Will Friedle, and Rhea Perlman
Box art for Kingdom of Avel, a board game published by Rebel Studios. The art depicts several small heroes squaring off against various fantasy monsters in a plain as a castle sits in the background.
from Frog and Toad: Frog, voiced by Nat Faxon; and Toad, voiced by Kevin Michael Richardson
A craft chalkboard with "Happy Mother's Day 2025" arranged in a floral heart. The chalk markers used are roughly lime green, pink, purple, and cyan
A panel from Hark, a Vagrant #260; an American advisor peeks out of the curtain and says, "The Canadians heard us making fun of them, and got all fucked up on hockey"