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An endless, funny, stupid parody comic written and illustrated by Matt Collins - mattkicks.bsky.com Read the comic the way it was meant to be read: https://mattkicks.com/endlesscomic/ Live comic drawing (spoilers!): https://www.twitch.tv/matt_kicks/

Luigi sits down despondent next to his vacuum cleaner. Noticing a mushroom next to him, he picks it, takes a bite, and has a revelation with his pupils getting wider. He exclaims "That's it!"
Luigi walks away from Bowser's Castle disappointed, with his vacuum hose dragging behind him on the ground.
Wendy O Koopa partying with Bowser and other Mario characters is repulsed by getting a text from Luigi, saying "Ew... How did this (expletive) get my number? In the background a Koopa Troopa drinks a beer while having his arm around Shy Guy. Wendy O Koopa stands on a fallen Whomp Wall who's bandaided crack faces upward. Bowser smokes a lit joint while the Likitu Brothers hover above and a Bomb-omb sits on the desk.
Luigi texting Wendy O Koopa angrily, "This is Luigi! I'm here to face you Koopas once and for all! Mario may have let you get away before but I am not going to make that mistake!". The message is left on read with no reply.
Bowser's secretary Lois smokes a Virginia Slim cigarette with one hand and with the other gives she gives Luigi the cell phone number of Wendy O Koopa. Lois says, "Mista Bowser is occupied. Here's the number for the least useless Koopa child".
Bowser replies to Lois that he is busy, saying "I have a pretty full plate, Lois. Have one of the Koopa Kids help him." In the background a Koopa Troopa does a keg stand while being held up by a Whomp wall. A Shy Guy holds up the funnel as the Likitu Brothers camera man pours beer into it.
Bowser's secretary Lois on the intercom misunderstanding why Luigi is there with his ghost vacuum says, "He's got some kind of cleaning emergency... he's all worked up.".
Bowser sits at a desk pressing the intercom button to respond. Not recognizing the name Luigi, he asks "Who?"
Bowser's secretary Lois presses a button on the desk paging Bowser over intercom, "Sir, there's a Luigi here to see you..."
Luigi continues demanding Bowser come face him saying, "You tell-a Bowser to come face-a Luigi!".
Bowser's secretary asks Luigi if has 70 stars required to see Bowser while pointing to a big Mario 64 door with a "Must Have 70 Stars to Enter" sign.
Luigi demands to see Bowser, holding his ghost vacuum in one hand and pounding his finger on the desk saying, "What? No, I'm here to see-a Bowser!".
Bowser's Secretary Lois asking if Luigi is there to clean the carpet.
Luigi kicking open Bowser's castle door
Luigi approaches Bowser's castle equipped with his ghost vacuum.
Luigi looking at himself in the mirror over a sink to gather his resolve. He says to himself "Nobody is gonna respect-a Luigi until I defeat-a Bowser."
A screen view of twitter X with multiple misleading or insulting tweets about Luigi. The tweet is from the New York Times, "Mario's Brother Spotted At Scene of Hit and Run". The second is from a user BrandyJeanLies26019, "Luigi is a deep state mole.". The third tweet is from Fox News, "Luigi - A History of Violence". The fourth tweet is from a brand account called Bulge Brahs, "Add 4-inches to your manhood in 6-weeks. The final tweet is from an account called Crypto Dump, "Luigi Coin down 10% on attack news".
Luigi looks at his phone disappointed as an ambulance drives away.
The injured pedestrian lays on the ground surrounded by broken glass and says "Everyone will know you saved my life" with blood running from his nose.
The hit pedestrian starts breathing again. Luigi says "That's-a it! Breathe!" The Lakitu Brothers film Luigi from their cloud.
Luigi administers CPR to the injured pedestrian, saying "Stay-a with-a me"
Luigi witnesses the Cybertruck accident and exclaims "Mama mia!" while driving his Mario Kart.
Tesla Cybertruck on Autopilot losing control, crossing lanes and hitting a pedestrian.
An alert pops up on Cybertruck display saying "Obsctructed detected, Evasive maneuver." The Ideas Man smiles with this hands extended outward in a center logo circle with Idea Labs written out and two light bulbs.
Terry leans out window holding bong as smoke billows out yelling "Look Hugh, no hands!". A basketball bounces in front of the truck.
Terry Smokes a bong while autopilot drives a cybertruck. The spider is smooshed by windshield wiper. Hugh the mouse rides shotgun.
The spider smokes a cigarette while nursing his wounds.
The spider landing face down and saying "Ugh... My sac."
A spider falls from the sky over a road. The spider's sunglasses fall off as it falls.
Three panel comic of a bird snatching a spider from its web, flying away, and getting impaled by a larger set of talons from a bigger bird and dropping the spider.