Emily Neves

@eneveswrites.bsky.social

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Writer. Reader. Actor. Director. Shitposter. ⩜⃝ 🏴🚩 https://ko-fi.com/eneveswrites https://substack.com/@emilyneves Ginny in #OnePiece Eri in #MHA Angel in #AngelBeats Aoi in #ToiletBoundHanakoKun Sylphiette in #MushokuTensei

Tartah from Witch Hat Atelier: a young teenage boy with short, messy auburn hair and silver eyes, wearing a pointed green hat, a green sleeveless cloak with a brown collar, cuffed brown pants with rapier triangle patches on the knees, and an off-white belted tunic. He has his hands in his pockets and one foot kicked out a little. He looks serious and shy.
Guy taking to himself in mirror meme
A flyer that reads, “Operation Ground Support GRACE UNITED METHODIST CHURCH A new ministry collaborating with our Food For Thought program, DallasForChange and other programs supporting people in need of necessities, including victims of ICE detention/deportation.”
A screenshot of the quoted Merriam-Webster post, which says, “Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word of 2026. The word in the screenshot is “sultry.”
THE SCOURING OF THE SHIRE page 1249 “With a sheepish glance at his leader, who looked wrathful but did not dare to interfere, Shirritt Smallburrow fell back and walked beside Sam, who got down off his pony. 'Look here, Cock-robin!' said Sam. You're Hobbiton-bred and ought to have more sense, coming a-waylaying Mr. Frodo and all. And what's all this about the inn being closed? 'They're all closed, said Robin. The Chief doesn't hold with beer: Leastways that is how it started. But now I reckon it's his Men that has it all. And he doesn't hold with folk moving about; so if they will or they must, then they has to go to the Shirriff-house and explain their business.' 'You ought to be ashamed of yourself having anything to do with such nonsense, said Sam. 'You used to like the inside of an inn better than the outside yourself. You were always popping in, on duty or off. 'And so I would be still, Sam, if I could. But don't be hard on me. What can I do? You know how I went for a Shirriff seven years ago, before any of this began. Gave me a chance of walking round the country and seeing folk, and hearing the news, and knowing where the good beer was. But now it's different? But you can give it up, stop Shirriffing, if it has stopped being a respectable job, said Sam. We're not allowed to, said Robin. "If I hear not allowed much oftener, said Sam, I'm going to get angry? 'Can't say as I'd be sorry to see it, said Robin lowering his voice. 'If we all got angry together something might be done. But it's these Men, Sam, the Chief's Men. He sends them round everywhere, and if any of us small folk stand up for our rights, they drag him off to the Lockholes. They took old Flourdump-ling, old Will Whitfoot the Mayor, first, and they've taken a lot more. Lately it's been getting worse. Often they beat 'em now. "Then why do you do their work for them? said Sam angrily. "Who sent you to Frogmorton?" 'No one did. We stay here in the big Shirriff-house…”
Emily at 7, wearing sunglasses and plastic vampire teeth. Very eighties hoop earrings, with feathered eighties bangs and a high ponytail.
A square of tartan fills the frame. Black background with red, pink, grey, and white threads. The Witches of Scotland tartan.
Top of page 938 of Return of the King. “‘Yes, said Gandalf. ‘If you have walked all these days with closed ears and mind asleep, wake up now!”
Top left corner of page 934 of Return of the King; a portion of this phrase highlighted: “dwelt Prince Imrahil in his castle of Dol Amroth by the sea, and he was of high blood, and his folk also, tall men and proud with sea-grey eyes.” “Sea-grey eyes has been highlighted in sea grey.
Standing there for a moment filied with dread Frodo became aware that a light was shining; he saw it glowing on Sam's face beside him. Turning towards it, he saw, beyond an arch of boughs, the road to Osgiliath running almost as straight as a stretched ribbon down, down, into the West. There, far away, beyond sad Gondor now overwhelmed in shade, the Sun was sinking, finding at last the hem of the great slow-rolling pall of cloud, and falling in an ominous fire towaras the yet unsullied Sea. The brief glow fell upon a huge sitting figure, still and solemn as the great stone kings of Argonath. The years had gnawed it, and violent hands had maimed it. Its head was gone, and in its place was set in mockery a round rough-hewn stone, rudely painted by savage hands in the likeness of a grinning face with one large red eye in the midst of its forehead. Upon its knees and mighty chair, and all about the pedestal, were idle scrawls mixed with the foul symbols that the maggot-folk of Mordor used. Suddenly, caught by the level beams, Frodo saw the old king's head: it was lying rolled away by the roadside. 'Look, Sam!' he cried, startled into speech. 'Look! The king has got a crown again!' The eyes were hollow and the carven beard was broken, but about the high stern forehead there was a coronal of silver and gold. A trailing plant with flowers like small white stars had bound itself across the brows as if in reverence for the fallen king, and in the crevices of his stony hair yellow stonecrop gieamed. 'They cannot conquer for ever!' said Frodo. And then suddenly the brief glimpse was gone. The Sun dipped and vanished, and as if at the shuttering of a lamp, black night fell.
Emily at 5 with an 80s pageboy, in a cute little pink hoodie with lambs on it, giving lethal stank eye to a little boy, off camera.
Two naked bears (the burly-gay-man kind, not the animal) cuddled up in a sensual embrace (genitals and buttocks not shown, but otherwise their bodies are fully on display). George W. Bush and Dick Cheney’s heads have been photoshopped onto the bodies.
Marilyn Monroe in a very similar sweater to the one Emily wears in the original post
Emily Neves taking a mirror selfie wearing a cream-colored Aran sweater market sweater. Her hair is in a messy bun and she’s wearing glasses, and she looks very content.
screenshot of the Georgia Southern/ Fresno State game. A Fresno state fan holds up a red flag with Chelsea from Akame ga Kill wearing a Fresno State hat. Top right corner, “This is for Chelsea” and “GO DOGS” in the center.
Top left text: “Toned Winter.” Below this, the range of colors in that palette, from warm to tool to neutral. On the right, a collage of images of celebrities in this palette (Sandra Bullock, Rachael Weiss, someone I don’t recognize, and Anne Hathaway—who I’d argue is actually a true winter.) Below that a collage of a model’s face, emerald green clothing and accessories, aubergine eyeshadow, and lips with cool, mauve lipstick.
Tony Soprano looking murderously askance
Donald J. Trump’s Juneteenth post on Truth Social, June 19th, 2025: @realDonald Trump • 1m Too many non-working holidays in America. It is costing our Country $BILLIONS OF DOLLARS to keep all of these businesses closed. The workers don't want it either! Soon we'll end up having a holiday for every once working day of the year. It must change if we are going to, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
A TikTok comment from Dr.cocktavius: Shadow people once made fun of me for my shoes 😔
eg_bc_tx (Emma Goldman Book Club Texas) posted to their Instagram story ten hours ago a screenshot of a video of Dallas police brutalizing protestors at Dallas solidarity with LA protests with text that reads: @psl.dfw (DFW branch of the PSL) tried to stop the dearrest and then posted the video like they give a fuck. Fuck every last one of you cowards. The PSL story reads: DPD CRACKS DOWN ON PEACEFUL PROTESTERS! DPD TERRORIZES OUR COMMUNITY!
A list from indeed.com of police officer salaries in Texas reads: Houston, TX $97,594 per year 15 salaries reported Arlington, TX $92,613 per year 7 salaries reported Mesquite, TX $86,849 per year 8 salaries reported Dallas, TX $82,212 per year 43 salaries reported Forney, TX $75,712 per year 5 salaries reported Austin, TX $68,153 per year 13 salaries reported
Official tweet from the City of Glendale, CA @MyGlendale After careful consideration, the City of Glendale has decided to end its agreement with U.S. Homeland Security/ICE to house federal immigration detainees. This local decision reflects our core values: public safety, transparency, and community trust.
A guillotine
A hand giving the middle finger to a TV screen in the security line at an airport displaying Kristi Noem doing her fascist Real ID spiel.
IMMEDIATE ACTION NEEDED - Texas HB 2258 - The Vulnerable Youth Protection Act MICHELE NUCKOLLS APR 24 Dear Friends, This is a direct email to subscribers only due to the time sensitive nature of this important bill. Thank you for your patience in receiving another email this morning. Please call the State Affairs Committee Chair State Representative Ken King: 512-463-0736 - Ask him to please schedule a hearing for HB 2258, The Vulnerable Youth Protection Act, for next week! This important action alert must be completed today, Thursday April 24, 2025 in order for the bill to be scheduled for a hearing for next week. The schedule will be posted tomorrow, Friday. HB 2258 Has Teeth: (Taken from Grassroots Therapists Website)
The sweetest brown tabby in the whole world with the fluffiest tummy is laying cozied up with one of the front paws curled adorably
A pencil drawing of a full moon with a woman’s face, looking over a faerie mermaid swimming in a calm sea. Her head, shoulder, and one wing are visible—with a fin-like crown and gossamer wings with designs in subtle lines. She looks coyly upward. Cartoonish stars sparkle in the sky, and the big moon’s face is partially obscured by a happy little cloud.
A wide shot of Serbian Parliament, filling with red and black smoke after opposition MPs threw smoke bombs and set off flares.
Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social Everywhere I have gone today, from Connemara National Park to Galway's Latin Quarter, there've been French people annoying me February 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM & Everybody can reply 5 likes
Screenshot of a post by Cat Bus with a screenshot of an article with the headline, “Woman caught trying to plant explosive devices at Tesla dealership,” the post says, “God forbid women have hobbies. Timestamp on the post says, “14 hours ago.”
‘Quite right, Sam,’ laughed Bilbo. ‘You can trot off and tell Gandalf that he has gone to bed. Good night, Frodo! Bless me, but it has been good to see you again! There are no folk like hobbits after all for a real good talk. *I am getting very old, and I began to wonder if I should ever live to see your chapters of our story.* Good night! I'll take a walk, I think, and look at the stars of Elbereth in the garden. Sleep well!' *the highlighted part
A photo of a full Irish breakfast. Bacon, black pudding, two fried eggs, sausages, toast, potatoes, tomato, beans, and arugula. A cappuccino in the background.
A guillotine
A still from a 2017 BBC video of South Korean woman Do Keum-Yeun, then 81 years old, saying, “I hate all American presidents,” in protest of THAAD, a US anti-missile system being built near her village.
A DeLorme Atlas of Texas
Two white horses as seen through a phone whose camera is held up to the viewfinder (?) of a telescope.
Two books on a white duvet: How to Blow Up a Pipeline, by Andreas Malm, lies on top of The Master’s Tools, by Michael A. McCarthy.
A beautiful brown tabby cat, Stella, naps on a blanket. She wears a soft healing cone, pink with white polka dots, in the shape of a flower.
A postcard showing the teenage boys who are now in charge of the Treasury. Text says "who are these little boys and why are they in charge of our money? The Treasury pays for Social Security, Medicare, Grants, Federal salaries, And is usually run by grownups. Mama's, come get your babies out of our government."
Jimmy McGill aka Saul Goodman (but I’m more of a Jimmy)
Wojack meme of drooling person whose head is a microwave, nuking every last brain cell from their stupid, stupid brain.
A baby girl with a very round head and ears that stick out at the tops like Yoda’s. We see an arm around the baby, who is wearing a little blue and white dress. The baby looks towards camera left, drooling.
A Great white Egret flies over a body of water in profile. The sunlight from the west, behind the bird, illuminates the bird’s wing, in a downward sweep. The bird’s neck is silhouetted against the wing. Ripples on the water catch the light in stark relief. The Egret’s reflection is refracted in the water below.
A screenshot of an Amazon app screen. It reads: Prime Emily Neves Manage membership ~ Your Prime membership will be paused. On January 2, 2025, your Prime membership will be paused and your card will not be charged. ! Your access to Prime exclusive offers and benefits will be paused on January 02, 2025 and you will no longer be charged for your membership.
A badger in a back wizard hat and green cape carries a staff, facing a tree to the left of the frame. The sun shines behind it, forming a halo around its head. A verdant valley in the distance. This motherfucker is on an epic journey, but it has paused to reflect on past, present, future.
The “it’s giving” emoji saying “it’s giving, it’s giving… Tuesday”
The bend of a natural, green Texas bayou with a cloudy, gray afternoon sky beyond, to the west. An old, wooden structure sits just up the right bank, it looks like it has stood for a hundred years but could fall at any moment. It won’t. The white-gold afternoon sunlight breaks through cracks in the blue-gray clouds. Grasses grow over the banks. A crescent-shaped sliver of muddy water is visible at center, reflecting the sky. Trees line the horizon.
A woman with dark hair and light eyes tilts her head, smiling softly into the mirror as she takes a Thanksgiving Day selfie. This is EMILY, 42. She looks kinda of like a discount Gilmore Girl, but don’t let the sweet smile and round cheeks fool you, she could take in Lorelai, Rory, and Emily Gilmore in a fight and best them handily. She is Texan, after all. Her hair is pulled back, fringe over the forehead, braid across the crown. She holds her naked iPhone 12 Pro Max with fingers adorned with rings of gold and carnelian and tipped with red, almond-shaped nails. She wears a red sweater with a ruffle down each side, starting at the shoulder and meeting in a V at her waist. The brand is Unlogical Poem. A delicate gold chain with a little proud pendant with a moon, sun, and a little ruby, her birthstone. In her ears, gold heart-shaped hoop earrings. Behind her, a yellow ochre wall with two prints in gold frames. One is a pink rose topiary. The other magnolia topiary. Both on neutral, marbled background. An empty, silver towel bar. This will be a Thanksgiving to remember.