reggie seidman

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The passengers in AIRPLANE II THE SEQUEL undergoing a temporary metabolic change where they're all wearing Richard Nixon masks
a political button, three inches across, American flag, blue and red text on a white background: Perot in '92 Now There's a Choice! (Ad-Ver-Tiz-It 817/540-0639 A Ross Perot Supporter)
Facebook screenshot: The Scientist June 29 at 5:05 AM A Researcher's Suspiciously High H-Index Has Revealed a Vast Citation Ring
a golden toilet
Futi offensive rating for Simeone at halftime: 2
Mayo Clinic: What are the risks of testosterone therapy for normal aging? Testosterone therapy has various risks, including: Worsening sleep apnea — a potentially serious sleep disorder in which breathing repeatedly stops and starts. Causing acne or other skin reactions. Stimulating noncancerous growth of the prostate (benign prostatic hyperplasia) and growth of existing prostate cancer. Enlarging breasts. Limiting sperm production or causing testicles to shrink. Stimulating too much red blood cell production, which contributes to the increased risk of forming a blood clot. A clot could break loose, travel through your bloodstream and lodge in your lungs, blocking blood flow (pulmonary embolism). Also, some research shows that testosterone therapy can increase your risk of heart disease. More research is needed.
Sam Altman makes a "yikes" face as he's interviewed
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles title generator: Pickled Onion Monster Munchies
A page full of drawings of girls' activities, but front and center is a swastika with the school's initials
Threads, @swampandsetter I saw a joke on here yesterday about Mitch McConnell being in "rigor tortoise,” and I've been bringing it up in every conversation since. Just thought y'all should know.
Futi.live game rating for Christian Pulisic: 12 (in red)
a toilet brush and plunger set
The FIFA Appeal Committee has rendered a request submitted by the Royal Belgian Football Association (RBFA) as inadmissible in relation to the FIFA Disciplinary Committee's decision to suspend for one year the match suspension imposed on United States national-team player Folarin Balogun following his dismissal for a direct red card during the FIFA World Cup 2026™ match between the United States and Bosnia and Herzegovina, played on 1 July 2026 at San Francisco Bay Area Stadium. The chairperson of the FIFA Appeal Committee, Neil Eggleston (from the United States), was not involved in the decision. The request was rendered inadmissible on the grounds that the RBFA is not a party to the proceedings and, as such, has no standing to appeal the decision.
Futi hands Argentina an 81 match rating and Cabo Verde an 18
From Google's store: Pixel 10 Pro Fold From $1,799
Bluesky service status page: All systems operational
A piece of sardine nigiri, topped with chopped scallions and grated ginger
putting "minions" on a 30-day mute
a horde of USA fans headed towards the light rail that will take them to the stadium, a gorgeous and clear blue sky above
YOU ARE... The Worrier patron saint: Kelsey Piper It's real, it's powerful, and that's exactly why it worries you not in a doom way, in a 'we should really be more careful than we're being' way. You take the capabilities seriously and the risks seriously, and you'd like the conversation to be a few degrees more sober. Impact: +2.9 Valence: -1.9
A black plastic foil package of Oreo BTS brown sugar pancake flavor creme. The cookies are purple and have BTS & OREO embossed within a heart on the face of the cookie. There's also hangeul for "brown sugar pancake".
YOUR CLOSEST MATCH: Mark Carney
A bottle of VJB Chardonnay; a small bowl holding a salad of arugula, apple, and radish; grilled tilapia on a bed of arugula, white beans, and puréed peas
FIFA line check technology: the ball has failed to clear the goal line by maybe two millimeters
Museum of Meaningless Metrics (exhibits titled Lines of Code, Story Points, Pull Requests, a balding bespectacled man points at one titled Tokens Spent while a man and woman look on) "Our newest exhibit."
Straw colored dog named Lulu sitting on a patio rocking chair on our redwood deck
a bottle of red wine, the brand is Orgo, the varietal is Saperavi, old vines, from the nation of Georgia, Kakheti region, and you bet your ass it was fermented in qvevri
Carrie Bradshaw typing at her laptop
Still from the opening to THE LAST PRECINCT, a TV knockoff of POLICE ACADEMY that didn't last long
Second panel from https://thenib.com/centrist-history/ A white dude holds up a sign that says COMPROMISE? while he stands between Klansmen holding a burning cross and a sign that says WE WANT TO KILL BLACK PEOPLE and Black people holding up a sign that says WE WANT CIVIL RIGHTS
USB-C to 3.5 mm adapter
jamestiv.bsky.social ‪@jamestiv.bsky.social‬ Theophite said something along the lines of the best outcome is Platner beats Collins and then immediately gets into a fight with Fetterman where they both die. Which is a little extreme but not precisely wrong. 8:23 PM · Apr 15, 2026
four Trader Joe's mochi ice cream portions: green tea, salted caramel, blood orange, black sesame (clockwise from top left), sitting in a small handmade light brown ceramic bowl
Joe Kerr @societylivr1984 (over a picture of George W. Bush speaking at a lectern) There's an old saying in Schelling—I know it's in Hegel, probably in Schelling— that all great world-historic facts and personages appear, so to speak, twice. He forgot to add: the first time as... as... tragedy... the second time as... as... it's funny if it happens again 10:20 AM · Aug 20, 2022
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screenshot from https://results.lavote.gov/#year=2026&election=4338 Cities LOS ANGELES CITY PRIMARY NOMINATING ELECTION Mayor KAREN RUTH BASS 34.68% 250,871 NITHYA RAMAN 27.12% 196,198 SPENCER PRATT 26.69% 193,085
Some white beans in some water with chopped celery, carrots, chile, and shallots, all inside a black ceramic pot sitting on a stove
the pupils of generated "mom" suddenly fly in opposite directions, giving a very DERP look
Screenshot from sos.ca.gov Unofficial Election Results (grey circle with a small blue section) 37 Days Left
FBI and CIA actively recruit *autism* and *ADHD* profiles This is their entry test How *far* can you get? K K K K K K K K _Tap the item that doesn't match_ (Ad verbiage: True IQ Score in 3 Minutes Quick assessment. Real results. No boring long questions. Sponsored · Testora)
I'm wearing a navy guayabera with embroidered flowers in cream thread and an I VOTED sticker
Doonesbury collection: The President Is a Lot Smarter Than You Think by Pulitzer Prize winner G.B. Trudeau (Cartoon of B.D. in military uniform berating some recruit)
Black T-shirt with a silk screen of Darth Vader pointing at you and saying, "Soy tu padre, mijo."
Opening title of a hypothetical Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode: "CLAN OF OO-MOX"
Camina Drummer says the quoted post
Movie poster: Chevy Chase as Fletch
A hare with black tufts on the end of its ears on a trail near the SF Bay
Spiral-bound textbook: STUDENT GUIDE | PAN-OS® 8.0 Palo Alto Networks Firewall 8.0 Essentials: Configuration and Management July 2017 EDU-210 Courseware Version B
old Lysol ad recommending its use as a feminine douche “PLEASE, DAVE..PLEASE DON'T LET ME BE LOCKED OUT FROM YOU!” (the woman is struggling with a door locked with imaginary padlocks labeled DOUBT, INHIBITIONS, IGNORANCE)
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Unwelcome suggestion after I sent a message in Zuck's Messenger: Tap and hold to imagine with AI.
A case of Jones Soda Co. Fallout-branded Sunset Sarsaparilla
tracheostomy scar
NO TRESPASSING Property in this area is the property of Silicon Graphics Inc. VIOLATORS WILL BE PROSECUTED
GROUND POULTRY can be a burger too
Giuliani acts like a robot or a zombie or something
Light green poster showing the RotJ death Star, R2D2, BB8: STAR WARS MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU Come dressed in Star Wars apparel for a special discount! 15% off for customers wearing Star Wars apparel ONLY on May 4th, 2026 (T-shirts, masks, face paint, accessories, etc.) *Offer cannot be combined with Sushi Maru stamp card. Sushi Maru Japantown 262 Jackson Street, San Jose
GitHub is the place that has made me the most happy. I always made time for it. When I went through tough breakups? lost myself in open source...
Dark gray Tesla with license plate ASK GPT
Some bozo knocked a square concrete post near the curb right off its moorings