Greg Knauss

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Trump, behind a chain link fence. At his UFC fight, for now. Photo from the AP.
President Trump, during a recent interview. His face is livid (well, more than normal) and has a scowl.
Trump, holding an sign titled “Our Pool is Bigger than Skyscrapers” that compared the length of the Reflecting Pool to the heights of the Sears Tower, the Empire State Building, and the new World Trade Center.
A screenshot of a git merge, showing 96 commits, 154 affected files, and 21,027 new lines of code.
An AirStream-like trailer that is shaped like the Lord Humungus’s helmet from “Mad Max.”
A billboard that show a generative AI imagine of man with rolled up sleeves and a bow tie apparently… washing the sun? Text says “Let’s Clean LA Together!” and “Spencer Pratt for LA Mayor.”
Donald Trump’s official second-term portrait.
A screenshot of the Turbo Pascal editor, showing a preference dialog.
Two racks of baby back ribs on a grill, after five hours of smoking.
An iPhone Emergency Alert for the Sandy Fire, currently burning in Ventura County.
The Bugs Bunny “No” meme.
The Swole Doge vs. Cheems meme, with Buff Doge labelled "My posts boosted by @lisamelton" and Cheems labelled "My posts by themselves." That may be the dumbest sentence I've ever written.
The frame of a house that has been stripped down to the studs.
A doctored photo of the Reflecting Pool, showing how it will look once they’ve finished painting the bottom the color of a swimming pool, an unnaturally deep blue.
A photo of a golden statue of Donald Trump at his Trump Doral National golf course, which — I swear to God — is a real thing.
A photo of a dryer vent pipe, stuffed with sticks and lint. The critter that put the sticks there is not in evidence.
A press release from… “SpaceXAI”: MAY 06, 2026 New Compute Partnership with Anthropic SpaceXAl has signed an agreement with Anthropic to provide access to Colossus 1. SpaceXAl has signed an agreement with Anthropic to provide access to Colossus 1, one of the world's largest and fastest-deployed Al supercomputers.
A still frame from the launch video for Hovercraft, showing Adam sitting in a red Adirondack chair.
A photo of a white dog on a red leash, on a dirt path that leads through trees and bushes.
A screenshot of Microsoft 365 Copilot spam that says: "What can I help you with?" followed by "Rewrite this to sound professional for a work document."
A headline from the Salt Lake City Tribune: At contentious meeting, Box Elder County OKs massive data center project backed by a celebrity investor At full buildout, the data center campus will use more than twice as much power as the entire state of Utah.
A New York Times headline: Kennedy Starts a Push to Help Americans Quit Antidepressants
A photo of two slices of toast, with guacamole on one and queso the other.
A large white dog liked across the last step at the bottom of a staircase.
A tweet from the vile Libs of TikTok: Last week I randomly got a $9,000 bill for a hospital visit from last year. I called them up and they said my insurance decided not to cover it. Why? Because. .@Aetna can just decide they're not interested in covering something and then you're left with an inflated bill to pay out of pocket after the fact. This is in addition to a $2,000 bill that I already paid. They just don't want to cover it despite me paying a monthly premium. Meanwhile illegals get free healthcare. Honestly fuck you@Aetna. I'm gonna do everything | can to destroy you.
A tweet from @Acyn that says: FBI Director Kash Patel explains how the criminal investigation into James Comey's seashell post wasn't a simple one: This has been a case that's been investigated over the past 9, 10, 11 months. These cases take time. Our investigators work methodically.
A screenshot from a Trump interview, with the caption, “I am not a pedophile.”
A story from the AP titled, “Trump says being president is a 'dangerous profession'”.
A post from Tim Healey on X, the everything app, that says: Players were not invited to ask the bosses questions about Alex Cora's firing and the situation. "They made it very clear that we get paid to play baseball and we need to just focus on playing baseball," Whitlock said.
A Trump post that originally showed a dirty Reflecting Pool with the Washington Monument behind it labelled "Hussein Obama," and an unlabelled digital manipulation of the same image but with a clean Pool labelled "Trump." In this post, the image under "Trump" has been further modified to include a still from "The Handmaid's Tale," showing the Washington Monument turned into a giant cross with dozens of Handmaids (with their mouth's sewn shut, but you can't see that) in the foreground.
The passport photo of LivingForGod AndCountry DeMott, where the hair on top of this head and his beard are the same length, and he has no mustache.
A screenshot, of a phone-number entry field. "818-" has been input, and an error has appeared below it: "Phone number should be numbers only".
Valeris, from “Star Trek: The Undiscovered Country” about to say: “Four hundred years ago on the planet Earth, workers who felt their livelihood threated by automation flung their wooden shoes called sabots into the machines to stop them. “Hence the word ‘sabotage.’”
A Trump post that says, “Treason!!! President DJT”.
A photo of the roller skate park at Venice Beach, surrounded by palm trees and under blue sky.
A band plays in the Venice Beach boardwalk, as two guys mosh in front of them.
A picture of me shot on an up-angle, with an American flag on my shoulder and trees and sky behind me.
A headline from the Guardian that says, “JD Vance defends Trump amid spat with Pope Leo: 'Stick to matters of morality'.”
An AP headline that says: “Trump threatens Strait of Hormuz blockade after US-Iran ceasefire talks end without agreement”
A photo of Victor Glover and Christina Koch, after slashing down to complete the Artemis II mission.
A photo of graffiti on an underpass abutment that says “Welcome to the LA River” with “PEACE” and “LOVE” below, separated by a butterfly.
A photo of the start of the Dodger game.
A photo of a No Kings protester with a sign that says “YOU’D THINK THE CONSTITUTION WAS YOUNGER GIVEN HOW HARD REPUBLICANS ARE TRYING TO FUCK IT.”
The NL West standings, as of right now: The Dodgers are 1-0, the Rockies are 0-0, and everybody law is 0-1.
A video of a room with a closed door and a hand holding the end of a leash. The clasp on the leash is snapped, and faint scampering can be heard outside the door, culminating in a “Bonk” as a presumably very excited dog crashes into it.
A screenshot of the printer status dialog that says, "Optical Photoconductor Life Over."
A screenshot of the printer status dialog that says, "Optical Photoconductor Life Over."
A photo of an ICE agent, wearing plate armor with a bunch of shit tactically stuck to it, standing behind a Black woman, sitting in a chair, doing the actual work.
The “Dune 3 poster” meme, with the big label “Where’s my knife? Has anybody seen my knife?” and the small label “Oh, there it is.”
A photo of a hillside covered in yellow mustard plants beneath a clear blue sky.
The notifications icon from the Bluesky app, with a “30+” badge.
The “domino” meme, which “JUST SETTING UP MY TWTTR” as the small side and “SOCIETAL COLLAPSE” as the big one.
A photo out the passenger side window, of a car on the side of the freeway with the front entirely engulfed in flames.
Tweets from Marc Andreessen that say: “You're a 15 second sliding context window with the working memory of a goldfish, your long term memory is mainly fake, and it's a minor miracle you can get out of the door in the morning.” And: “TLDR There is no inner self, you're chasing an imaginary concept, the end.“
A screen shot of a notification from Google Photos that says, “Has it really been 17 years?”
A painting of a woman, with a lowered book in her hand, looking at the viewer with what I interpret as barely concealed annoyance.
A photo of a traditional Chicago hot dog.
Chicago plumbers spread green dye off the back of a boat into the Chicago River.
A photo of a clear blue sky, with a couple of sky scrapers and Cloud Gate at the bottom.
A video of snow falling — actually, blowing sideways.