Elysium Office of Disaster Management

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Helping Elysium before, during, and after disasters #TeamEODM All posts represent the official views of the EODM. *** This is a Gunmetal Olympus fan account. Please consult your local emergency services for actual advice.

ISO Hand Crush Force from Side Safety Label
Geordi yes/no meme with a poster of The Odyssey for no, and an image representing the science of Geodesy for yes
A diagram showing the movement of tectonic plates creating an earthquake
The logo of the Elysium Office of Disaster Management but with Pride flags overlaid.
A screenshot of Gene Starwind from Outlaw Star, with subtitles that read: These public servants sure like to peg you right off the bat.
A poster that says “Speeding. No one thinks big of you,” with a women raising her pinky finger at you (indicating she thinks you have a small penis)
The cover of Morning Glory Milking Farm
An illustration showing three figures standing over a table with a futuristic looking map. On the left, pointing at the map, is a young woman in a red windbreaker jacket - very emergency management chic. She has short brown hair and is wearing a cap that matches her jacket. In the middle is Zeus, King of Olympus. She has radiant gold skin, luscious blonde hair, and is wearing a gold button up shirt with her tits out (pretty much). To her right is Hades, dressed in a militaristic black shirt with gold trim, her black hair in a bun.
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A picture of a white woman with brown hair and eyes in a red bomber-style jacket on a green background.
A photo of metallic cylindrical bollards