Ep3o

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Stellaris Nerd. Business enquiries: theep3o99@gmail.com

Guy sleep on hospital bed. Voices around him saying: ‘Your family needs you’ ‘Don’t leave your children behind’ ‘Your journey isn’t finished’ ‘Stellaris 4.0 is coming soon’ Guy wakes up
Bernie: ‘I am once again asking to become your patron’
Stellaris meme: Men fighting in a restaurant with text reading ‘’My neighbours fighting amongst them selves” A guy sitting at the table with headphones in eating with text reading ‘me, peacefully tech rushing”
Squid game picture: happy. “Stellaris total played 220hrs” Squid game picture: happy. “Stellaris total played 7074hrs”
3 Sperms swimming to an egg. Back sperm labeled 'olympian', 2nd place sperm 'curer of cancer'. Winner Sperm: "You: Obsessed with Stellaris"
Left panel, woman screaming and pointing. “My parents telling me code games cause violence” Right panel, cat with shocked face. “Me ruling a fanatic pacifist empire brining peace and love to the galaxy”
Gru meme: Gru explaining plan: "Start tech rushing" Gru explaining plan, flipped page: "Build a bunch of labs" Grus till explaining, flipped page again: "Forget about their consumer good upkeep" Gru looks at board worried
Guy, looking proud, leaning over to show a woman his phone, who looks confused and disinterested
1. Seagull chilling with text ‘peacefully playing Stellaris’ 2. Seagull slowly opening mouth with text ‘clicks to upgrade ship’ 3. Seagull leaning back mouth wide open with text *loudly inhales* 4. Seagull screaming, red hue, lens flare on eyes with text ‘SHIPS UPGRADED’
2 people in a prison cell next to each other. Big guy asks ‘I killed a man and you?? Smaller guy with glasses says ‘I play stellaris without tech rushing’ Big guy moves as far away as possible
Person riding a bike with stick in hand: ‘Everything is going well with my Stellaris empire’ Person leans over and puts a stick in the spokes of the wheel: ‘Let’s try building more research labs’ *Person fallen over laying on floor in agony*
Meme showing top text from Dad: ‘why is the fbi here? Google search below showing ‘best way to crack a planet’
Wife: "Are you winning" Me who's spent the last hour renaming all my leaders, planets and systems funny names and not pressed resume once. Image, with 'yes'
Stem stellaris library page showing 1750 hours played and 178/191 achievements unlocked