Andrew Ferguson

@epikt.bsky.social

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Critic in residency at the Institute of Impure Science. He/him. Failure wizard.

in some sort of cave opening, entirely backlit, a humanoid figure with a staff or spear with a crystal point and also angel wings ok its just an angel, that's what it is, it's an angel in the odyssey the frame is from 54 seconds in
breakdown of in-bounds tool-assisted speedrun of earthbound like so: 1: game start - starman jr - death of buzzbuzz - leaving home (00:00:00-00:07:30) 2: onett - twoson - overworld (00:07:30-00:16:30) 3: happy happy arrival - carpainter - mondo mole (00:16:30-00:23:50) 4: death warp - runaway five - threed - call Jeff (00:23:50-00:31:30) 5: winters - nessie - spaceship - crash (00:31:30-00:41:15) 6: threed tents - waterfall - master belch (00:41:15-00:53:15) 7: threed - desert - no. 3 moles (00:53:15-01:04:15) 8: fourside - runaway five redux - dept store spook (01:04:15-01:14:50) 9: moonside - mani mani statue - monkey cave - mr monitoli (01:13:00-01:23:25) 10: saucer redux - winters - summers - magic cake (01:23:25-01:33:05) 11: dalaam - poo meditation - kraken - pyramid (01:33:05-01:44:00) 12: dungeon man - submarine - deep darkness swamp (01:44:00-01:51:05) 13: nessie redux - stonehenge - starman deluxe - frank - giant step (01:51:05-02:02:20) 14: tenda tribe - lcd message board - dad + mom sanctuaries (02:02:20-02:10:05) 15: dinosaur museum - venus concert - dalaam return (02:10:05-02:20:05) 16: underworld - final sanctuary - magicant - ness’s nightmare (02:20:05-02:29:00) 17: saturn village - phase distorter - giygas approach - pokey phase (02:29:00-02:37:00) 18: prayer phase - return home (02:37:00-02:48:35) 19: credits - post credits sting (02:48:35-02:59:05)
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1 Wrath of God A&E Networks. Format: Video; Computer Resource; Online Video; Online Publication Date: 2017 Availability: Online Library: UVA Library Location: Internet materials Access Online: 2 100 Places in Italy Every Woman Should Go (1st ed.) Susan, Van Format: EBook; Book; Online Publication Date: 2009 Availability: Online Library: UVA Library Location: Internet materials Call Number: DG416 .V36 2009 Access Online:
A tree line with mountains beyond, floating above it, a bright pinkish red dot
Ben driller as Derek zoolander modeling the derelicte line
Ken Jennings about to smash the jeopardy! buzzer to answer in the form of a question
an EGOT medal pinned to the chest of Tracy Morgan’s mustache-curled captain Nemo. The capital T is stylized to look like an anchor.
cuzco from the emperor's new groove, a brown king who will soon be a llama. over his head is the catchphrase "boom, baby" as he charges through a door, possibly into medieval france
graphic showing plan for "wavestage independence day strem" saturday july 4 2026 starts 1pm eastern featuring jams, g2.22, megalopolis restructured, id4.mp4, in a vibrant nature, hwgo, dank diabolik, deathrace 2026, ray of lighthouse, doechiinatown, and more more more wavestagetv.com
dana carvey in the infamous turtle man costume from Master of disguise, his tiny bald head poking forward on its elongated neck in a way reminiscent of this ghoul’s headshot photo. no context for whether this moment was before or after the on-set 9/11 minute of silence
a digitally manipulated image of green peppers and foliage, color shifted into deep purples for the peppers and whitish-pink for the foliage against a black background, touched up various ways, then lightly kaleidoscoped so it looks vaguely like a skull broken open at the top of the head surrounded by the pink leaves
pete white from the venture bros: a hipster albino wearing a white suit jacket over a pink shirt and pants. there is a very vague resemblance to the terrible cream suit over pink buttonup worn by andy ngo, who gave kill lists to atomwaffen
Starting July 14, 2026: We will move from standard Duo Push to Duo Verified Push for access to most services, including those that use NetBadge or are in UVA academic Microsoft 365. With this change, instead of tapping “Yes” to approve a login, you will be asked to enter a three-digit code shown on the login screen. See Duo Verified Push below for instructions.
rizzo in leather jacket and colorful shirt in front of the red curtain noting in a playful yellow letter lowercase font "i lowkey have a" and then in gradient red-to-yellow black letters "Bachelor's degree"
may 9 2011 tweet from @pisscop HELLO FELLOW HUMAN TEENS I HEARD THE COOLEST PLACE FOR US TEENS TO HANG OUT IS T h e C o l o s s a l P i l l a r o f W a s p E g g s LETS GO DO NOT BRING WEAPONS
a stock photo of a beat up convertible sedan on a muddy road, driven by a man of small-to-medium stature (billy crystal); his passenger's head sticks completely up above the top of the windshield
2021 tweet from cullen "swamp trash" crawford @HelloCullen me and my friends would've killed E.T. with hammers i can tell you that much 5:19 PM • 01 Jan 21 • Twitter for Android 5,696 Retweets 352 Quote Tweets
Comic panel from transmetropolitan with an offscreen voice saying “hey! bill chimpfucker!” and bill wincing away saying “eeeehhhh” while spider jerusalem smokes in the background
a digitally altered picture of a blue teapot, so that the teapot becomes an expanse of blue from top left to bottom right of image; the top right has manifested green polka dotty bits and the lower left is a flare of pink and yellow; the whole thing has light analog artifacting over including one real nice arc on the right side
Hypothetical queer Muslim woman as typified by the solo poly graphic of a young brown woman in hijab with a giant pirate style hook replacing her right leg from the knee down
the famed 0-0 tie between VT & wake with frank beamer triumphantly guiding his team into OT
Excerpt from Flann O’Brien’s the third policeman At this point I became afraid. What he was doing was no longer wonderful but terrible. I shut my eyes and prayed that he would stop while still doing things that were at least possible for a man to do. When I looked again I was happy that there was nothing to see and that he had put no more of the chests prominently on the table but he was working to the left with the invisible thing in his hand on a bit of the table itself. When he felt my look he came over to me and gave me an enormous magnifying-glass Which looked like a basin fixed to a handle. I felt the muscles around my heart tightening painfully as I took the instrument.
Edward Baine, executive vice president of utility operations and president of Dominion Energy Virginia, who was appointed to replace Rocovich, attended the first committee meeting on Monday.
a pink-purple apple undulating uncomfortably on a beige table in front of a slightly less pink background
Protective fencing around a work site in a balcony next to a white column red brick building on UVA’s lawn (pavilion 4 i think)
"the kids are calling it" meme template for when ice t's character in law and order is about to spout some sheer dick wolf pharmacological imaginarium
red flowers with many long slender petals, with the colors pushed even brighter red and the background into a lemon yellow with bits of green leaf breaking through
Promo pic of bread barber shop showing the main character, a mustached slice of bread in a barbers shirt & tie, along with his employees, a chocolate cupcake, a carton of milk, and a sausage that is a dog, plus many side characters from the show’s run
a possibly horny clown in red wig and polka dotted outfit being hit on by multiple top hat wearing fin de siecle types
gutted storefront with plastic wrap over it & tape saying ASBESTOS DANGER
dril tweet about the besty ross museum's flag sloppily altered to: another day volunteering at the plymouth rock jail. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the rock. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
your audio diet-what's actually in your ears most days-
the one comedian or comedy you'd actually put on tonight is closest to- a brian regan, jim gaffigan, nate bargatze b hannah gadsby, bo burnham c kevin hart, mike epps, cedric the entertainer d i don't really do standup e trevor noah, hasn minhaj, wanda sykes f john mulaney, tig notaro, maria bamford g greg gutfeld, tim dillon, the babylon bee h bill burr, tom segura i stephen colbert, jimmy kimmel, jon stewart
trevor moore staring straight at the camera, offering for our edification some things it would illegal to say
a pink bunny rabbit stuffed into ill fitting not even really corporate clothing. he is smiling like an idiot because he is
Red meat comic strip A glowing floating skull commands a bug eyed bolo wearing character “gaze upon me”. After a one panel beat the character says if I wouldn’t look when it was screamin’ what makes it think I’m gonna look now
2x2 comics panel from Bone, a conversation between fone bone and the red dragon. fone bone asks the dragon why he did not solve a problem through fire, then questions whether the dragon can breathe fire, which the dragon demonstrates with a FOOMP sound effect. in final panel a charred Fone bone says “um” and the dragon says “that’s right kid, never play an ace if a two will do”
the picture of the olive run through many digital filters including kaleidoscope so that seven versions of the olive appear ringed around a center device, all of it washed in a rainbow day-glo palette from purples and pinks at the bottom toward predominant greens and oranges up top
Floppy French waiter in nightclub, triplets of Belleville
A Jeffersonian neoclassical red brick white column edifice scaled up like a Vegas casino with everything every which way & any sense of proportion or appropriate siting violated to treat symmetry as a sledge hammer
sentence from wiki page on the dead zone, production section: De Laurentiis commissioned another script from Andrzej Żuławski, but rejected it and returned to Boam. Cronenberg later questioned the quality of the script De Laurentiis read as it was initially written in Polish, translated to English, and then translated to Italian
my post about keir starmer adding to jamelle bouie’s list focused solely on his shortcomings as politician & party leader: Andrew Ferguson @epikt.bsky.so... • 1h also his complete if expected dishonesty about his time as an MI5 stooge, his weird conduct in the savile affair, his persistent & preposterous claims of ignorance in connection to peter mandelson & labour's longstanding connections to epstein + the likes of the pedophile information exchange &c &c the reply quoted in the above post: DHinrio @dhinrio.bsky.social Most of what you've written is wildly defamatory and untrue, just fyi. 5:33 PM • May 6, 2026
The hype gallery logo, in big block capitals filled in with heavily memed graffiti art
A library patron looks appropriately surprised and delighted at the wrestling action. He is impressionistically out of focus
Anders Ingemarson @andersinge... • 9d If you think the Anti-Human Flourishing Complex is on the defensive, think again--and read this excellent exposé by Heather Mac Donald: The Climate Litigation Swindle Link: http://www.city-journal.org
state song thread guy @stateson... • 21h The post that got me the most hatred on the Old Site was that Israel is, in many ways, a leftist experiment and part of the reason leftists hate it so much is the don't like the result 07 3 40 O 196 A ... state song thread guy @stateson... • 21h If Israel didn't exist, leftists would try to create it, which is actually how it started existing the first time 01 § 9 © 122
Flyer marking two year anniversary of the cop assault on UVA’s Gaza solidarity encampment with a QR code and pictures of cops with pig face emojis
block of text showing printing of the word “coördinate” with diaresis over the second o like the New Yorker still does for some damn reason
Ronald Acuña Jr. Before my first game, a veteran came up to me and said, Listen, kid. Don't ever let an umpire show you what's underneath his mask. I'll drive you to madness. Ithought he was kidding, but then, before my first at bat, the umpire whispered, Do you want to see? and there was smoke funneling out of his mask. I politely dedined, but it really freaked me out. I didn't steep for a week.*
And it's no wonder your reason goes bad Jelly roll will drive you stone mad (Lyrics from the grateful dead’s “dupree’s diamond blues”)
chance bonar, a 30something scholar in stylish glasses frames and buttonup, appears to say “there was no ancient Palestine” when any of the surrounding context would make clear this is in fact the wrong view he is disputing
scene from the ipcress file, where government agents and criminal couriers are doing a money for hostage or handoff in an anonymous parking garage; in this short clip the good guys and bad guys do a choreographed pass of each other
NO ACCESS OR VIEWINGS of this property. Please DO NOT DISTURB the occupant. Take a drive by this three bedroom, two and a half bath townhome and see if it may be your next investment. "As is" cash only sale with no contingencies or inspections. Buyer will be responsible for obtaining possession of the property upon closing.
hyacinth bucket (pronounced bouquet) from bbc sitcom keeping up appearances
The shooting took place outside the village school. The Palestinian Authority Health Ministry identified the two victims as Aws Hamdi Al-Naasan, a 14-year-old student, and Marzouq Abu Naim, 32. Imran Abu Awliya, a resident of al-Mughayyir, told The Times of Israel that the incident began when five settlers, some in civilian clothing and others in uniform, were spotted herding livestock near the village school, on the outskirts of the community. According to Abu Awliya, students went outside to see who they were, at which point the settlers opened fire at the windows of the building. Al-Naasan had left his classroom to use the bathroom and was killed by the gunfire. Parents and relatives were then promptly called to evacuate the students from the area and take them home for the rest of the day, Abu Awliya said. But when Abu Naim arrived to collect his relatives from the school, he too was shot dead, and four other people were wounded.
Donald trump before a McDonald’s bounty at the White House
box of drizzlicious rice cakes in s’mores cinnamon roll and birthday cake out of focus but clearly e didn’t overhead us the high fluorescent ceiling of Costco
Travis bickle from taxi driver