Epiphora

@epiphora.bsky.social

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I have a very discerning vagina. Sex writer + sex toy connoisseur for over 18 years. 🌈 {she/her} https://heyepiphora.com https://heyepiphora.com/subscribe 💌 hey.epiphora@gmail.com 📸 IG: instagram.com/heyepiphora

A screenshot of a Google Doc of a list of sex toy companies whose affiliate programs have changed or closed, with in-depth information about whether I've changed the links on my site or not. It's a VERY long list.
A "banana split" inspired dildo. The shaft is a peeled banana with chocolate sauce dripping down from the tip. At the base, there is a large dollop of whipped cream topped with a cherry, ostensibly to stimulate the clit as well. (Highly doubtful.)
A screenshot showing a new feature of WordPress 7.0, called "AI foundations." It explains that you can now enable AI in WordPress and "put it to work across your site."
Screenshot of a tweet I wrote: "told my boyfriend I'm nervous about attending a sex party tonight (because I'm always nervous) and he said, 'but you're verified on Twitter'"
A basket of fruit and vegetables (carrot, cucumber, yam, corn, bunch of bananas) in the grass, on top of a tea towel with the word "MASTURBATION" on it.
Polar Cub Electric Vibrator circa 1925, with notecard helpfully reminding me to oil it regularly. It's shaped sort of like a gun, with a cone-shaped attachment on the tip.
Three bottles of Piph Lube, a turquoise-colored glitter-filed lube. A stainless steel butt plug is on the table alongside the bottles.
A graphic collage of various brands: Fish Eye wine, Bounty paper towels, Taco Bell, Converse, and International Delight creamer.
A screenshot of the homepage of my blog as it was on April 1st, 2013. The whole thing became an advertisement/crowdfunding campaign for the Joy Ride. The main blog post says "Help fund the Joy Ride!" while the sidebar lists Perks for donating to the campaign.
A graphic collage of 4 weird sex products, including camo-printed penis weights, a yellow "cum cloth," and a rabbit vibrator printed like the American flag.
A screenshot of the homepage of my blog as it was April 1st, 2011. The background is a glaring purple leopard print. The header is full of terrible clipart of lip prints and ladies shopping. There are several GIFs. The review is of a dolphin-shaped finger vibrator.