Matt Bailey

@epsilonzero.co.uk

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Software Engineer (mostly writing code) Working at IBM on integration with OpenShift, Kubernetes, Go & Node.js Maintainer of JSONata query language open source project Videogames & motorsport enthusiast He/Him Personal site: https://epsilonzero.co.uk/

Wikipedia page on Prime Minister of the UK with the Incumbent section stating "Vacant since 20 July 2026"
Geordie meme. Hand up, saying hold on: Going to a primary school's concert in a heatwave Pointing, aha: ...in an air-conditioned theatre
Pictures from the Monaco Grand Prix across the years
Podcast description saying it was "created in partnership and with the help of Artificial Intelligence AI"
The bell tower at Florence Cathedral
View of the countryside in Tuscany, Italy at sunset
Voyager title sequence saying "En route to Pisa"
Quotes from J.K. Rowling and Neil Gaiman. People to very much avoid in 2026.
A new Steam Controller in its box
Asking "How many times each letter appears in raspberry" and being told there are two Es and two Ps
Box for Henry Hatsworth on the Nintendo DS on the left, the game in action on a Nintendo 3DS XL on the right
Falafel wrap in front of a sunny park
Indie Game Works cover with Planet of Lana cover
Sculpted hedges amongst purple and white flowers
LEGO Artemis model fully constructed, in front of a TV showing the Artemis countdown
“You take the best of the traditional side of the business, which is windowing and licensing and copyright protections and all the things that Hollywood still does right, but not be as burdened by some of the legacy things that have kind of entered into Hollywood,” Goodman told Aftermath about why he decided to get into the influencer space. “I was really inspired by the nimbleness and accessibility of digital.”
Conference centre banner for the EU+3-Iran Talks
Hammersmith Apollo with Dara O'Briain on the sign
"How the Marxist infiltration of schools poised the minds of the young" - a fake Alister Heath Telegraph column headline
Inside the box for the physical version of Stardew Valley on Switch
A RV partly upside down and being winched into the air
Showing a Donkey Kong Bonanza challenge that I finish with 0 seconds left on the clock. Pauline says "Cutting it close there" at the end.
The book Super Nintendo: How One Company Helped the World Have Fun by Keza Macdonald
CDC graphic showing measles cases per week increasingly sharply from early 2025 through to now
There Is No Anti Memetics Division, a novel by QNTM (front cover of the US version)
Trees alongside a path
A Google search results page for "formula e season 9 round 13" gives me results for the Berlin E-Prix via the AI overview. This is actually season 11 round 13.
Two boxes with "Archived keychain" that talks about getting one of 12 major keys from the game Blue Prince. Pictured are the garage and prism keys.
Fitbit complaining I've had lower activity levels lately.
Amazon recommending I buy a new Nintendo DS console, game or accessory.
Sticker for the LEGO U.S.S. Enterprise-D with a typo on "boldy"
LEGO arcade machine
My final inventory included lots of coins, some dice, gems, keys and even the staff keycard
Hall lockbox, three Parlour logic puzzle boxes, and one Upgrade Disk in the style of Blue Prince
The achievement mentioned above is now complete.
Steam achievements for Spooky Express showing all unlocked except one: "Complete a level, filling every available space with track"
Front cover "A Profound Waste of Time" Issue 5 with a Unicorn Overlord cover
Front cover of "This Way Up: When Maps Go Wrong (and why it matters)" - important to get all the subtitles in
Real Game Boy next to LEGO Game Boy, back view with cartridges in the slot
Real Game Boy next to a LEGO Game Boy, each with a cartridge (Tetris and Super Mario Land respectively)
"Ubisoft+ Classics" says the title; the games include Call of Duty: Warzone, Hollow Knight: Silksong, Forza Horizon 5, Grounded 2 and Oblivin Remastered. None of these are Ubisoft games.
Google Street View of London Fashion Centre aka Your Party HQ with a van outside it with "Zack" in big letters
PS5 DualSense controller designed to look like the original PlayStation controller
Metroid Prime 4 on Switch £49.99 Switch 2 Upgrade Pack £7.99 Metroid Prime 4 Switch 2 Edition £58.99
A Sony PlayStation Portable (PSP) running Lumines
Steam store "something went wrong"
9 trophies on display in Blue Prince
Sandcastle on Bournemouth beach with the pier in the background in the sunshine
Ridge Racer Type 4 on PlayStation in its case alongside the One More Win fanzine for the game
A Dovecote, rotated, which will make sense to most Blue Prince players
Android home screen with icons for the Formula E app, Google Wallet (train ticket), TfL Go, SWR and a shortcut to tickets in Google Drive
Walkway into the Excel centre
A collection of second and third place medals
Google search for "Blades of Fire" and the top of the results is an AI overview with incorrect information
Steam Collections called "Play Any Time Now Please", "Play Really Soon", and "Play Soon"
ON magazine issue 2 with a PlayStation cover (for the 30th anniversary article)
"Save time catching up. With Slack’s Pro subscription, you can use AI to summarise all the unread messages in this channel."
Green UNO 5 card on the pavement
"Looking for new kicks?"
Switch 2 in tabletop mode next to a coffee