Erasmus Magnus

@erasmusmagnus.newgrounds.com

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Creator of eclectic and sporadic multimedia. Official subtitler for Jerma985 (patreon.com/c/ErasmusMagnus), and @stopkillinggames.bsky.social‬. Throw me some coin: https://ko-fi.com/erasmusmagnus

John Hinckley Talks about Socialism
Featured in Takeover Tuesday! Alone - Ominous choir and drum loop. Featured by Syntrus.
Tony Soprano at a dinner conversation
Ants in a bottle
Screenshot of a phone's webpage on Newgrounds reads: Choose Your Favorite Games: These are the top submissions from last month. Select up to 10 of your favorites to vote on. Use the pin buttons to move as many items as you like to the top of the list. Use the checkboxes to select your favorites. You will be able to review and sort your final choices on the next screen. These are the items you have selected: Wishbind Demo by strellydev, a demo for my 2D collect-a-thon. SEED;002 by 314isme, Boss Rush but it's only one. The Impossible Quiz Book: Chapter 2 by Splapp-me-do, a video Game themed slice of Impossible Quiz from way back in 2010.
Colleague
Comic: An orange cat sleeps next to an empty baking tray with crumbs in it. Its owner walks up and notices the empty tray. The owner scolds the cat, "Dorfeldt, that was my lasagna!" The cat lazily wakes and thinks, "Oh, brother." The owner goes on, "I hope you enjoyed my lasagna, Dorfeldt. Please note that I've activated the neurotoxin emitters in this room." The owner walks off, as Dorfeldt looks down at the tray, resigned. The cat concedes, thinking "I've made a lot of poor decisions in my life." The cat then drops dead.
Takeover Tuesday's Top Games: 1. Paradise Slice by KittyhawkMontrose 2. The Nu-Metal Art Collab by EwanDoggieNG 3. Wishbind Demo by strellydev 4. Running Shine 10 Year Anniversary by RK-d 5. BioGrade by LuckoDaStars
The cover to Half-Life 2, featuring Gordon Freeman has been doctored so the title only reads "Life 2"
2D pixelated platformer. A bulbous blue fire character visits a village with a house made out of a tree stump, a man-sized mushroom, and a robot wearing a baseball cap and hoodie standing by a fountain.
"What the hell you proud of me for?" A quote from Donald Breedan from the film Heat (1995)
Kylemon 3 weeks ago commented on YouTube: I wanna say whoever captioned this, thank u so much for your work. The comment is from an earlier version of YouTube, judging by the square profile picture outline and blue highlight elements.
Anonymized YouTube comment reply reads: it clearly does not benefit deaf people to have demand go up for subtitles catered to people that can hear and only turn them on for shits and giggles and not because they need them to understand the words being said because that will just cause all of them to exist to entertain non-deaf people and not for clarity of understanding when people already infest the subtitles section with shitty unfunny joke captions that are incoherent and are only done as a self promotion
Slug
Bluesky search for "mutuals" under "feeds" tab. A "Mutuals" feed by @skyfeed.xyz is pinned.
Smiling Friends Season 3 - The New Rick & Morty? A YouTube video by I hate everything.
It's over 9000 perfectly lipsynced in Team Fortress 2
Lu is
Advertisement reads: Your Ugly Christmas Sweater Upgrade, next to an artificially generated image of full-size red fuzzy hoody with an image of a screaming old bearded guy or perhaps Santa Claus. The ad reads "Get festive in style. Shop our exclusive men's holiday shirts with unique Christmas design"
Hi folks, this is Maurine Starkey. I texting for Becky. She’s on a respirator right now. We are hoping to get her in good enough shape to take her to Houston. Time is of the essence. If any of you want to visit her (She would appreciate it) Rockwall Hospital ICU.
3D cube textured with Gabe Newell's face
Arctic Circle
@tomfulp.newgrounds.com @psychogoldfish.com's profile pictures side by side on Newgrounds. They are eerily similar, Tom's profile picture being that of an orange smile in the shape of a ghost, and PsychoGoldfish's in the shape of an orange frown in the shape of a ghost.
Cake in the shape of @lente.me's Spilled! boat
Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes says: "I cannot answer this question as it is against my religious principles."
Ian Hecox is in bed with a cardboard cutout of Hatsune Miku
In a low-poly mod for Half-Life, an antique car drives along a country road at dusk. Text flashes across an animated GIF: Guess who's coming to dinner? PC Gamer presents: They Hunger, by Neil Manke. Served up soon...
On an ordinary suburban neighborhood sidewalk, there's a large hedge. Behind it, barely noticeable, stands the ghastly Shape of a man, staring forward.
Direct comparison of stills from the movie Psycho (1960) and its 1998 remake. The original, in black and white has a Rotten Tomato score of 96%. The remake, now in color and with extras like blood stained on the shower wall has a score of 39%
Senator Armstrong says "they'll make America great again"
On "Video game music" article from Wikipedia, scrolling down to "MIDI on the PC", and a sample track, labelled "A music track from 3D Movie Maker made using General MIDI" plays "Hangin' Out," more commonly recognized as The Rats theme from "Rat Movie" by Jerma985.
Surreal painting of a sunflower, with an unnatural face staring
Close-up charcoal drawing of an owl with furrowed, stern yellow eyes.
Doomscrolling (is never) finished. Metrics for distance scrolled, life wasted, deaths, screentime, and recommended.
Capitalism gets weird once you have an infinite supply of something.
Dani Felix sitting in a chair gets carried by what appears to be Niko Bellic and Casper the Friendly Ghost while Pat (of Pat & Mat) looks on, with a Spelkollektivet sign in the background.
Professor Calculus screams "A GOAT? ... ME! ..." at a terrified Captain Haddock.
Lois
Screenshot of Territory War, Stickmen battle each other on grasslands and floating islands.
Ross W. Scott says, "thanks to everyone who's assisted with the Stop Killing Games campaign"
the pac is back baby by @teegoobo.bsky.social‬
Ross Scott says with a perturbed expression, "The game you paid for was taken from you!"
All set! Channel: 2ndJerma Your role: Subtitle editor You can add, edit, and remove subtitles. You can't view anything else.
Charcoal drawing of Ross W. Scott.
"Greenscreen segment from Ross's Game Dungeon: The Crew" by AccursedFarmsJunk on YouTube. The description reads: "Wasn't made under ideal conditions, but a lot of people requested this. You have permission to use this in anything you want." Underneath, the license reads: "Creative Commons Attribution license (reuse allowed)"
Wikipedia article for "Freeman's Mind", created by Ross Scott. Below the info box shows an image of Scott. He has long hair, is wearing sunglasses, and has a mustache and goatee. He is looking at you, the viewer. The background is a green screen.
Pirat_Nation posts: Itchio was community-noted for removing games from users' libraries without refunds or acknowledgment. orange quote posts: >"removed them from the libraries of people who have paid for them without refunds" what the fuck is this "you own nothing and you will be happy" shit? Quote
Jerma985's face comically distorted using multiple webcams with the caption: Él es el hombre más interesante del mundo.
Erasmus Magnus profile picture: A brick wall with graffiti of a magnet.
Piazza Maggiore
Ross W. Scott says "Nobody was hiring me for this. It's all volunteer time."
This is the Only Level, featuring the blue elephant
This site can’t be reached debug.plus took too long to respond. Try: Checking the connection Checking the proxy and the firewall Running Windows Network Diagnostics ERR_CONNECTION_TIMED_OUT
Psychonauts screenshot: "But everybody calls me Raz."
Get to know me 1 like = 1 answer 1. Do you have any nicknames? 2. What is a compliment you've never forgotten? 3. Is there something you want to tell someone, but won't? 4. Do you believe in soulmates? Why or why not? 5. Biggest turn on? 6. What was your first job? 7. What was the last song you sang? 8. What is one of your most treasured memories? 9. What has overwhelmed you recently? 10. Someone gave you $100, what are you spending it on? 11. What makes you feel appreciated? 12. Do you have trust issues? 13. Best concert you've ever been to? 14. Do you care what other people think of you? 15. What are your main hobbies? 16. Describe your dream home. 17. What is your strongest held belief(s)? 18. If you could get on a plane tomorrow, where would you go? 19. What is your most attractive feature? 20. Do you believe in aliens? 21. Biggest turn off? 22. What has made you laugh the most lately? 23. Favorite animal? 24. What lyrics are currently stuck in your head? 25. Is there someone you wish you could forgive. 26. Name 3-5 ways to win your heart. 27. Favorite comfort show? 28. Name one thing that always makes you angry. 29. Favorite type of weather? 30. What are you currently looking forward to?
Cake in the shape of @lente.me‬ 's Spilled! boat